Sometimes I make things and sometimes I make other things
Gotcha
Apparently no one
Santa Trap
Opinion Poll
What do you mean these aren't donuts?
Yugi makes his Christmas treat wishes on my cake day.
Even Despite Being Sick and Emotional...
MRW I finally get a Comcast Rep on the line after holding for 32 mins
They don't even have their wheels yet!
He's got TWO watches!
I <3 Hookers
It's head-explody cute. Brains and ovaries everywhere.
Onward! To the Shit Museum!
Not For Dirt Farming Philistines
Meet Yugi
Who wants to play a game?
God, Linda
My cat's attempt to burgle my breakfast bagel
Shit's on fiiiiyaaaahhhh
Shhh. Jeep is sleeping.
Brushing your teeth is so metal m/
Bantam Books called it in 1982
That moment when your offer is accepted on your dream house.
She steals plastic baggies and leaves them on my bed