littlespacebased

22017 pts · October 6, 2013


Slytherin for life.

I drive an ambulance I can attest that people call 911 for stuff like this all day every day.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can you imagine the carpet poops?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didn’t you read the post? it’s juice for ghosts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol i thought 13 was the turtle sandwich i was super concerned

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When it's your gathering I think you can wear whatever you want.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

^ That's exactly it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah actually it has one of those too. I never really got that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one on my keychain. I am a bad driver and will inevitably crash into a river and need to escape through a window under water.

9 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

I ship it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone seems very excited. Can someone please explain why this is exciting? I'm dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

lol you're a little late to the party friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed at "surprise diamond."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha my mom wanted Alexis or something but apparently my dad knew one who was a bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm an Alexi. I've never found mine either. Probably because I am a girl with Russian dude's name.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Needs more rockets

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leadership will automatically pass to tank guy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I spend all my time alone and never talk to anyone, problem solved

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do u ever get the feeling someone is in the back seat :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His response was to the FBI.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the cheeseburger?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Agreed, didn't care for that superior attitude.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this kind of hurts my brain actually

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like you're into shit talking yourself

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

It is my dream in life to have a 101 dalmatians party and no one ever wants to do it. I bet your wife would.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So people are scum because they want to see somewhere else besides where they live?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

downvote, but i'm not kidding. I thought it was super weird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back when I was getting ready to graduate from college I applied to about 70 jobs, only got four of them. Volume my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grocery store is having a bunch of 9/11 sales

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's his huge watery eyes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for sure son, you're sleeping on the airport floor.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0