My name is Lisa I am on the frighteningly quick decline to 30. I love games (MMORPG's like BDO and GW2, and games with great stories like Zelda and The Witcher.) I love pug crossbreeds (less squishy and less busted up) I am a nurse who has discovered she hates nursing.
Hello
I am a Lisa and I was definitely cray-cray in my first proper relationship.
It's "He's got the whoooole world, in his haaands" some churchy song. I only know that line. The bagel version is way better.
HE'S GOT A BAAAA-GEEEEL ON HIS HEAD. HE'S GOT A BAAAAA-GEEEEL ON HIS HEAD. Britain at it's finest. Take it to Eurovision.
Hairy legs are great, but fuck, feet are the most disgusting things.
they didn't have to look after her while they move. She was perfectly healthy and now she has a hospital acquired pneumonia.
The same things happen in hospitals. On our ward right now is a lady who was brought in by her family who are moving house, just so (1/2)
I thought garibaldi's were biscuits? I'M SURE THEY ARE.
Fallen London and Sunless Sea (The Steam version with ships) have taken over my life.
Anyone seen a short about peanuts in a mental asylum? I think it was Spanish. Trying to find it again for months but forgot the title :(
You lost me at the hacks that assumed I do outside stuff.
Brit here, went to Mexico and tipped sometimes, other times forgot. Americans treated us like we were devilspawn for not always tipping.
The 3 best frands
The Mist fucked me up, I don't think I've ever cried so much in my life.
Ugh SPOILER ALERT
We had these for some of the residents with dementia at a home I used to work at. Was really good at keeping them occupied :)
Pour it all over my face someone please.
Positive impact on my weight maybe. Or negative? The bad one
I dare you to drink it.
Good Afternoon, you're here to see Dog? Yes one moment please.
That large mouse can drive and yet I cannot.
Someone put a shrivelled banana in my ear once, in the warehouse of Tescos. Exhilarating.
Even if it's a balding 50 year old man.
OMG YES. Pugs in outfits is the greatest thing of all.
Yeah he did, he's hella passive. I put it on his brother and he tore my arm apart :(
Why is white eyeliner a thing that some ladies do. Stop ittt. It's like a tramp stamp FOR YOUR FACE.