lightpanic

8854 pts ยท June 17, 2014


Catholic School =/= Private School. It CAN be...but you'd be making an assumption.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a white guy thing to do all sorts of gay stuff to the passed out guy.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You should have known better. This could have easily turned in to a full on bowl cut. Be grateful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I do not need healing!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Age: 17. Parent: Bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Initiating the jump would have probably helped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol haven't heard this one in a while. How old is this now, 10-12 years?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did it not grow large like normal corn because the root system was restricted by the pot? I don't know how to corn...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny...but I would have explained that it's not a tire pump and then proceeded to show her how the actual pump works. Be kind.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I hope you're insured and your home is a bank vault.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Students are guilty by default. No wonder so many of us turn out fucked up.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Family friends 3y/o almost pulled down a ceiling projector. I pulled him back as it was tilting. He cried, parents scowled when I explained.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Negative 5. The volume control makes me deaf.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 is a Honda?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I don't give lifting advice unless they ask. There's a lot to know once you get in to it and it's rife with contradiction.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard of this guy who took Marijuana just once. 70 years later, he died.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Meanwhile in the news it's flooded with women diddling their students every couple months.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Reminds me of those Zombie, Vampire things in I am Legend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take it back!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't get in to DS9. Voyager, TNG and TOS were my favorite...the sense of venturing the unknown is what drew me in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's joined the Mile-high fight club.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet there was some disappointment in that old coal chute...now we'll never know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True lifetime warrantys rarely exist nowadays. 50,000 strings attached to the point where you should just buy a new one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More Team Zombie propaganda. #Teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for not eating a nice big bowl of human brains. Stick to Ramen. #TeamHuman

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

LICK LICK LICK MY BAAAALLLSSS!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really weird to me how all the church communities I've stepped in to don't value this or do it in a very patronizing way.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The sheer amount of oil and salt on a single pizza could probably keep the pizza well preserved for a couple days.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better catch up to your wife. She's had sex 80 times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0