skrizzle4rizzle
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But this is not even close to the reason why I'm disgusting
Jan 26, 2017 4:49 PM
skrizzle4rizzle
375462
14101
5185
But this is not even close to the reason why I'm disgusting
43rdpresident
I for one welcome our Salmonella overlords.
Jester814
So what if I don't think it's ok, but I do it anyways? "This may give me explodey butt... but pizza".
swatz
While i've done it, if there's pork on it, I usually wonder how long before I die.
theonedudeoverthere
But did you die
mentallychallengeaccepted
MrTigeriffic
Random comment asking for upvote
arewevenom
I'm still alive and it was good soo +1
BlushingThoraxe
AchilleonV
Of course, but how many days is the limit?
iconior
In countryside famines during this decade, North Korean farmers dug up and ate human corpses to survive. GTFO with this stupid bullshit
MikeTornado
Basically when your original order didn't include mushrooms, but your pizza now does, it might be the time to reconsider.
Nubbsy
Just show her one of the fucking dozen of the reposts that you copied this from, you upvote hungry slut.
bcboat
You closed the box, right?
2quick4u
You mean breakfast pizza?
huldinos
Top comment from last time huh?
eerp95
My by friend thinks it's weird too but my whole family does it, my childhood friend's family did it, and apparently OP too.
Dinkleburgsgoldenchalice
Hell yes its ok. Do it all the time and not just with pizza.
LadyBonerForRemyLaCroix
After 4 hours at room temperature your food is much more susceptible to bacteria growth. That doesn't mean I don't still do it though.
Coko4
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
YES!!!!
CwispyNoodles
Lol "girlfriend"
dawndrop
OP's a 26 y/o father with a 5 y/o boy, quite certain he's able to find a gf at this point tbh
reasonablemoron
Her name is Lefty
EverythingDynamite
Roomates, girlfriend = parent, mom
Glennguacamole
it depends on the ambient room temperature, and whether or not the kitchen has a common problem with bugs, usually i don't care, it's fine.
Burnymacc
Then why are you disgusting?
stimpsonjcatt
That's what I'm this far in for....the actual rest of his comment.
Trickky
Not only do I think it's okay, I've pioneered what I like to call "car pizza". You see car pizza is half eaten as dinner while driving 1/2
AfroSamuraiRM
I can't eat while in a car at all. Driving or not. Just can't. Just won't. Dunno why.
Trickky
Home, but then you leave it there so the rest can be consumed for breakfast while driving to work because you hate yourself.
Kate0808
This is brilliant! New plan
shiyal
I didn't come to upvote. Because my bread is in a bag on a shelf. Cheese is aged for months. Pepperoni is cured. Do you refrigerate butter?
luuuuuuuuuke
I drunk ordered pizza, ate it in my bed, passed out, woke up with a half eaten slice on my chest, ate it, rolled over and went back to sleep
vinnyk
You're the voice of a generation (possibly many generations)
introtothevert
Just living the dream.
BrianOMichael
ohnoitsthefuzz
It's like magic bonus pizza!
luuuuuuuuuke
It was a nice little surprise
ScrewTheJellyBeans
Yeah... food begins to reach the danger zone after like 2 hours of sitting out, where bacteria flourishes. I'll pass.
LieutenantShinySides
Maybe not if it had chicken on but otherwise get in my mouth
ThePrintingPress
Also, the acid in our stomach kills most bacteria and molds, you can eat some pretty gnarly things and get away with it. Dunno bout taste.
The3DPrintingPolak
Hey I've done it many times and lived and hell! I didn't even get sick. You'll be fine.
thevortexmaster
Cheese, cured meat, bread and acidic tomato sauce. You'll be fine.
ThePrintingPress
So it turns out its not as simple as food left out after TIME PERIOD is not good. Depends on the food. Most cooked food can last days (1/2)
ThePrintingPress
...without developing sufficient amounts of harmful bacteria. You really just have to worry about raw meats and fish. (2/2)
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Sometimes it's worth the risk
The3DPrintingPolak
Hey I've done it many times and lived and hell! I didn't even get sick. You'll be fine.
ACETrumps
Anecdotal evidence -1
s1Lencee
Well I've also had it overnight (dozens of times), nothing wrong with eating it overnight.
Boredashell
Its the best kind of pizza in my honest opinion.
mocockblock
What about double penetration pizza?
jevans88
Me too. I intentionally leave it on the counter because I don't like it cold or reheated. Room temp and slightly hard is the best.
Boredashell
KDXD
Leave her. She knows nothing.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
He can't leave his hand.
MadWlad
Tell that Ash from Evil Dead
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
They were lovers who were separated by evil, you can't tell me otherwise!
CaptGoldNipples
Upvoted solely for username.
anothersaltyturtle
'Upvote this if...' no.
ArmyofOne1224
Oh look at that...I'm being down voted...silence the little guy. See if I care
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
It's Facebook/YouTube comment level, and I for one think we are better than that! Are we not better than those people?!?
ArmyofOne1224
I think it's more to prove a point to his gf. That's the only reason I upvoted. Then again opinions are like assholes...everybody has one
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ArmyofOne1224
I stand corrected. I retract my statement
anothersaltyturtle
for the record, i think it's fine, but I am over this pointwhoring.
iCountFish
I changed my vote because of this point.
DepravedSoul
OriginalSyn
I follow the Brock post rule for all point whoring, upvote if I agree, but always downvote 2 of their submissions.
anothersaltyturtle
That's an interesting method actually. I like.
biggwhytey
After sitting out that long, bacteria can begin to grow in it. You run a significant risk of foodborne illness.
CheeseKaiser
Significant?? That's a little disingenuous.
bunnyrut
they say the same thing about raw cookie dough, yet i'm still alive.
biggwhytey
Raw cookie dough with eggs, if improperly stored, will have a sizeable risk. Ask: do the bacteria have the proper conditions to develop?
demon256
Pff. I survived 4 years of civil war as a KID. I'll eat whatever the fuck I want.
biggwhytey
But no war has come close to the sheer amount of death wrought by The Plague. All of Europe was, FAIAP, post-apocalyptic for centuries.
demon256
Trust me, one day old pizza is way better for you than fucking UNPROFOR packs.
demon256
If I catch the bubonic plague from a pizza I left on the counter overnight, I'll make medical history, so I win either way.
biggwhytey
If you become infected by a strong, antibiotic-resistant strain of salmonella, you sure will.
demon256
I've been eating raw chicken for years. Would be a miracle. (I live in Europe, we have stringent regulations. :P)
kamosey
Upvote if you've ever done this:
?1
jqdao3
I've watermarked plenty of photos. Why?
akom
Filled an entire glass with my saliva? Nope, sorry. Do I downvote now or..?
NoFuckingClue
I'm doing that now.
123trey456
Wow, I bet at least three people have done this before
EricGarza96
That's so me
ArgentManor
Yet OP has more than 1500 points on this post. Why do people up vote this shit?
bigdix69420
Scandalous
TheLaziestRaccoon
Actually, I don't think I have ever drunk a glass of water while wearing a Polo shirt. Don't own any
toystory2wasok4
Like if you would literally die without oxygen
iamthisguy247
Sorry, I've never drank Shutterstock before.
Definitelynotabee
You should try it it's really good
ohnoitsthefuzz
*hic* I conclur *barfs*
mentallychallengeaccepted
Guy left a pizza on the counter and you wouldn't believe what he did the next day!!!
stimpsonjcatt
Can't wait to hear it! What was it!?!
mentallychallengeaccepted
He ate it! *falls of my own chair. Twice*
stimpsonjcatt
Shut up! He did not!
mentallychallengeaccepted
mmaatt8
I don't believe I have ever had sex with that man.
nicetomeetme
You haven't?!
TerribleTurkeyzz
I wish
SomeCrazyNerd
Son of a bitch stole my line.
Yatengaki
Made me spit out my drink in the restaurant with my family in front and my boss on the table next to us. Fuck you +1
GoldenSun3DS
Why are you on Imgur when you're at a dinner with your boss?
mmaatt8
I bet it's karma. Think back, what shitty thing have you done to someone recently?
stimpsonjcatt
That's scientology
ohnoitsthefuzz
Aw hell yeah, I'm a generic-ass white guy who can't grow a beard all day, e'ery day. I also enjoy tap water...at room temperature, yo.
justanotherjimmy
Beardless vanilla tap water enthusiasts unite!!!
AbrahamLincolnGingerHunter
bitch, are you me?
sadduckfan
What kind of monster drinks with his left hand?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
A left handed person?? https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Jackie-Chan-WTF.jpg
IminIesbianswithyou
Sup, left-handed guy here.
monkeyjojo629
Sup, ambidextrous guy here
Synai
sup, amputee guy here
AlwaysAGenBehind
sup, dead guy here.
TheOneThatGotBanned
what kind of monster are you?
IminIesbianswithyou
A left-handed one.
TheOneThatGotBanned
one of the worst kind... I am lost for words....
adrizen
IcePubes
And yet....
gablestout
So this what a White Knight of Usersub looks like
browsib
Plus I've seen this loads of times before
Muttons1337
With the same title even....
ModernCookie
I was always told, you don't ask you don't get xD
UndeadLahmacun
But I shall upvote you, sir! As you just delivered this same way to us others who love pizza but hate point-miners. +1
adrizen
I will be ever vigilant against vile pointminers and their supplicants!
spiffybritches
Sometimes there are exceptions if you have strong opinions on the matter.
PaigeTurner777
My rule of thumb is if I'd upvote if they didn't beg, I upvote anyways then downvote 2 of their other posts.
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SocialPriapism
Downvote him
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
If his sign said "give me 1 dollar if you dislike the way the government works." I'd keep walking.
ArgentManor
Look where taking this too seriously got you...
JohnFloorwalker
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/706/073/4cf.jpg
Bysiyan
More like Donald Trump holding a sign saying "Give me a dollar if you dislike me."
radicaljack
Hold up my own sign saying I'm employed and don't need your money, just here for smiles and waves.
Krymsun
What did it say?
adrizen
Step over them and tell them, "Get a job, grouch."
Heartomaton
"Oscar, you are so mean. Isn't he, kids?" "Yeah Oscar, you're a grouch!"
DukeFukkenNukem
"Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can!"
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