Star Trek fans will understand
1227
123
86584
Baby dump, something, something...condom commercial
89
35
4191
Progress....
9
6
1580
New year, new job
46
1
3392
Explain the dream phenomenon
-2
2
86
Puppies abandoned in a ditch
43
5
1377
There was no oven in my house
10
9
352
He knew we were going to the vet and tried to blend in with the stuffed animals...
0
0
175
Come over if you thick
14
3
964
Too much pot to understand POTS (plain old telephone system)
-3
10
251
Kith
16
1
2433
OC...opportunistic
17
7
2949
Squirrel death aftermath
-4
1
202
High School Teacher’s Care-O-Meter (O.C.)
-3
1
200
This helped me
12
1
796
Earlier today in New York
0
6
159
Today (OC)
8
2
1441
Something I read in a book yesterday.
0
2
105
Lowest bidder wins
19
4
841
Girl Scout cookies are Aliens in disguise, but not even a very good disguise...
-3
0
226
My new rescue cat. Lord Melvin.
22
2
954
Crippling sadness...
10
23
622
Krispy Kreme
7
15
669
Good Guys
275
44
6154
What a deal!
10
5
1243
Extreme hammocking in Shanghai
20
17
2297
Anti-clickbait
-2
1
225
Hits me right in the ills
27
25
1198
Coincidence?
-3
3
113
This is my story - OC (well, at least the words are OC)
12
0
775
Risky business...
0
1
228
So this conversation just happened at my work...
3325
396
117512
Confidential...
21
1
767
Sleeps on my leg
0
1
169
Language barrier...
-1
2
243
Tumblrtanic
30
4
2065