Star Trek fans will understand
Baby dump, something, something...condom commercial
Progress....
New year, new job
Explain the dream phenomenon
Puppies abandoned in a ditch
There was no oven in my house
He knew we were going to the vet and tried to blend in with the stuffed animals...
Come over if you thick
Too much pot to understand POTS (plain old telephone system)
Kith
OC...opportunistic
Squirrel death aftermath
High School Teacher’s Care-O-Meter (O.C.)
This helped me
Earlier today in New York
Today (OC)
Something I read in a book yesterday.
Lowest bidder wins
Girl Scout cookies are Aliens in disguise, but not even a very good disguise...
My new rescue cat. Lord Melvin.
Crippling sadness...
Krispy Kreme
Good Guys
What a deal!
Extreme hammocking in Shanghai
Anti-clickbait
Hits me right in the ills
Coincidence?
This is my story - OC (well, at least the words are OC)
Risky business...
So this conversation just happened at my work...
Confidential...
Sleeps on my leg
Language barrier...
Tumblrtanic