killfire

1026 pts ยท June 13, 2014


I think you're reading too much into it. He probably just implied that he thought he could talk to his cat.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Heh. If you look carefully, it kinda looks like the rock is really a dick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

== true? You filthy animal, just say head1.yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh baby, fuck yeah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heh.. derpmatologist

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just realized this sentence is one of the cases in which grammar is really important. "Sending sssneakysnek-dick pics in, your Honor"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was certain it was going to be a vagina

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As far as I understand it: he loved her, but didn't want to show it. Finally, he couldn't hide it anymore and it turns out she hid it, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suspect this to be a rickroll

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who the fuck makes a phone call in class, though? I mean, texting, sure, but a phonecall?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good. I will definitely be needing that. Thank you OP. I am sure my GIRLFRIEND will be quite pleased. *cough* *twitch*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pedobear one is pretty good

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that makes sense. I should probably go watch the movie, yeah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 in 4 car accidents is not the same as 1 in 4 people who text. These two don't compare at all, the reasoning is utterly wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see. Thanks for the recommendation

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your name a reference to the song 'Crouching Camper Hidden Sniper'?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

shut up.... ;_;

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is an important reason I'm not an alcoholic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://xkcd.com/651/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I should mention that the percentage of these things exploding is absolutely minuscule. It's just that their explosions have become a hype

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if you're married to the best man you've met.... does he then fulfill both roles at the wedding?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why.. yes... they did feel like that... I was afraid to acknowledge it, but now that you mention it....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me to answer your question, we would have to have a tangible notion of identity. What does it mean for me to be her?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, from latin 'ignorare' (plural first person ignoramus). The plural was needed when it was a noun, in the 16th century. "-es" is english.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brian Greene explains it perfectly

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Your foreplay is oddly philosophical...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My what now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Technically, touching is a macroscopic concept that doesn't make any sense on the microscopic level.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0