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Schmittyman12
Weird Al was great in this movie
steaminghawtchowdah
@sarah has been lifting
Doodle210
Nigga... OP... plz...
NTG59
StoveTopped
not a fan of thos kinda girls, my ex would use excuses like that to save face with her conservative friends saying she was still a virgin
bufferkiller
ThatGuitarGuy
Am I the only one who noticed that dude's guitar has no strings on it?
ThatGuitarGuy
Wait, upon researching, I am mistaken.
OscarHa
mind = blown
Celebrimbor
Just like his 12 year old self
MinnieHeckers2
He looks like Matt Martin without his mustache
DARfuckinROCKS
I'd ungay him.
Haropussa
I'd ungay him so hard
TheAmazingMursenary
http://imgur.com/iTK8v8P
killfire
Brian Greene explains it perfectly
Grassy21
Source?
DnyD
The movie DOPE!
Grassy21
Spasiba
Xaldyn
Meanwhile, in the comments section...
SanchoLibre
Lezbedevious
Ok I get it the movie is dope but what's the name of the movie.... Gawd
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Yeah you'll love it it was a dope movie totally awesome
Edwin0529
Sweet!
Lezbedevious
Duuuude!
MantisTobagganMD
Blake without a moustache is weird.
ezimel
And getting some action, so un-Blake of him
yesisavedogsforaliving
like a long haired macklemore.
adamantos
He's not even joking. Check this out http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Saddlebacking
PhenTsoksar
I almost lived 40yrs without having saddlebacking defined for me. There shit you just can't unlearn. +1 for the ?knowledge?
bertttthiyass
The tightest of buttholes!
Brozer
I literally laughed my dick hard at this joke...I'm both ashamed and proud at the same time.
takinghostages
You did what now?! As a non penis-having human, I had no idea that was even possible. Well done!!
Brozer
You can be so excited in laughter that become sexually aroused.
takinghostages
That is really interesting. I wonder if it the same with any strong emotion. Have you ever been sad and become aroused?
Brozer
I've been aroused while being sad
takinghostages
Interesting. Come to think of it, so have I. Hooked up after a funeral once. It took care of the arousal and made me less sad. Win win.
NegativePositivePrimitive
Am I the only one who though he was a woman at first?
PervertedWizard
No
canibFrank
No. From the thumbnail I thought he was a homely woman. I mean, he's certainly not pretty.
Cockhole
Fucking all sarah Gilbert and shit
Amythyst
Given half of us thought it was Sarah, as in @sarapls?
Sairvous
I did too
PoopTrainDix
Yes
ghsdkgb
Sarah is gonna post a selfie one day after a haircut and all of Imgur gonna be like "new phone who dis?"
foriambill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9CfiALEH5M
crookednixon
Now that you've said it, that WILL be top comment.
foriambill
that song has been in my head all day. now this?
MalcolmButler
Whack.
foriambill
it's catchy.
MalcolmButler
Please tell me you watch that show because it's so good and the ratings are so bad and it makes me sad.
Gingermexican
What show is it?
TheFacelessOldWomanWhoSecretlyLivesInYourHome
holy shit another person who watches it?? I can't find anyone who's into it
MalcolmButler
It's like finding someone who's read Jimmy's book.
suenrg
Is that Sarah?
potatofishy
Yup probably
HughLaurie
Yes. Sarah has been getting head since she was 12. This post would not lie.
MichelleYourBelle
I love Hugh
the42
Whoes?
RandomAbscessMemories
Thoes.
PrincessEilonwy
Like from Whoville. Sucking grinch dick doesn't count as losing virginity.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
He looks weird without his mustache. Bring back Workaholics.
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
He looks like Matt Martin without his mustache
AllThatAndABagOfPotatoChipss
Coming in January
aselfdefeatingattitude
Just like me.
LosLocosKickYourAss
Just torrented all the season to get ready for the 14th. Fucking pumped.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
I chilled with all of them except for Ders once.. it was awesome. I was drunk and hi as hell and I saw them outta no where
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
He looks like Matt Martin without his mustache
JoshyFreddy
rrrRRRUUUuuude!
RomeoSniper
I just found the first two seasons on dvd in my closet. Fuckin yaaas.
samsonguy920
First saw him without his moustache when he did his Star Wars song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU
BachelorGourmet
He looks like Jay Mewes dyed his hair.
Gingerfringe
Did you mean Jason Mewes?
BachelorGourmet
Yes. His friends call him Jay as well.
Gingerfringe
Didn't know that. Thank you for the info :)
BachelorGourmet
No problem, but the real question is, which came first, the nickname or the character?
revcleo
Man when I was 12 I was just interested in pokemons and yugioh fanfiction
Flyndaran
From 10 on I would have had sex with nearly any female on earth no matter how troll-ish or hairy. Hormones, dude.
revcleo
Unless you're female, that's an early puberty. It's supposed to be from 13 onwards.
SleepyLolita
Same. I didn't kiss a guy until I was 18. I just read a lot of books and listened to a lot of music
CrowDeMorcerf
That was one lucky guy, and some lucky books too.
Heavymettle
12? I am 27 and still playing pokemon and using the internet to ignore women.
CrowDeMorcerf
Show me your ways, sensei, because the internet has the opposite effect for me.
Heavymettle
Ha ha, well some men choose to ignore 3d women for 2d masterrace I suppose.
CrowDeMorcerf
I wish I had learned your lessons a lot sooner.
BitchesMcSwag
I was still running around in the woods playing Lord of the Rings
revcleo
Some of my school mates printed out some lord of the rings fanfiction and passed it round. The most popular was the Ringwraith's Diary.
revcleo
Oh wow no way, they're by Cassandra Claire http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/wraith5.html (she's a popular author now)
cadmiumblue
So... last weekend?
revcleo
(http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/index.html they're hilarious)
Keekenox
Poophole loophole
Commyrage
i went to the next post and then came back here exclusively to upvote this
ANorwegianMonarch
Somehow, I'm going to have this somewhere in my campaign speech for when I run for president.
TalosGuideUs
This needs more upvotes!
fartbox
Why does this not have more upvotes.
JormungandrWorldSerpent
Well, you are relevant as well. You also need upvotes.
fartbox
Upvotes for all you sick fucks.
Cheomesh
Whoes.
whyarealltheusernamestakenimpanicking
I urban dictionary'ed that word before I realized it was a typo
salvationjuice
Runnin through the six with my whoes
issem2513
Dammit you beat me to it!
TheBIV
You know how dat shit goes
sadchild
Every Whoe down in Whoeville liked it in the ass a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoeville, did not.
Imghurrr
Because the Grinch's petite asshole was two sizes too small, but one night the Grinch found his asshole expanded to the size of a softball.
Imghurrr
*stretched
liliputian7
Oh why
exarkoontz
*whomes
thisiskissel
OP's mom's a whome!
PommedeTerreur
Hahahaha I love you pedantic koont.
exarkoontz
Cheers, mate!
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
Here's a up vote for the use of pedantic
Pawnderlust
I don't know any girls who let a guy do the backdoor first.
wombatwobble
i do
Jokeykilla
I know a lot of christian girls who say it doesnt count
Smysha
I know a few. Beyond irritating logic.
JohnBrownAskMeAgainAndillKnockYaDown
I do. And did.
JohnBrownAskMeAgainAndillKnockYaDown
Clarification. I'm a guy. I knew a girl. Then did that to her.
HelloIsItMeYoureLurkingFor
I'm a girl whose female best friend in college only had butt sex, always thought it was a weird hang up.
bagxofxbones
I don't know any girls who would say giving a blow job is losing your virginity.
Pawnderlust
Me neither.
BreadyStinellis
Or why you would. I mean, you need trust and prep for that.
imgursample
Or a little wiener.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
My (soon to be) fiancée did lol. She was super into it as a fantasy, and stayed a virgin (though not anymore)
Toadster22
She single?
VeganFeministFlatEarther
I still don't understand it tho.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
It's a myth made up by guys, so they could get to have sex with their girl who wanted to stay a Virgin until marriage.
pizzabubble7
I'm sorry, but if she had anal sex, she wasn't a virgin any more. Anal sex is sex. It's right there in the name. Same with oral sex.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
They're named "sex" because they typically go along with vaginal sex, and have many similarities to it. Sex is the act of mating. 1/2
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Anal penetration and oral sex are not ways that you can mate. Virginity is the state of having never mated. Therefore, 2/3
VeganFeministFlatEarther
You can only no longer be a Virgin if you've mated with someone. Thus, anal and oral sex do not remove one's virgin status. 3/3
pizzabubble7
If by "mating" you mean sex that can result in procreation, does that mean gay, lesbian, and infertile people are always virgin?
NamelessGhuleh
The Church changed the meaning of virgin to mean chaste. It didn't mean that in the earlier uses.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
My statement had nothing to do with the Church.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Bonus round: being named after something does not magically make you what you were named after
mexicutioner07
This movie is Dope.
LOlivingVE
Truuuuuue
hamerhead
clever dude =]
Connictive
Dope was a movie that was good
TaiChiGarland
so dope
TheBobby
Took me too long to figure out the name of the movie
GeorgePancakes
http://6.kicksonfire.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/DOPE_INSTAGRAM_POSTER.jpg?feae65
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
And it was phenomenal
didyoujust
"First day of school! Good grades are cool!"
Haackv2
.
srhaun
This comment is accurate.
highogbabblebush
Who's on first?
DontYouWantToBeAPepperToo
dope
KiwiInStraya
Best movie I have seen in years / moments of cackling away on the plane while watching it
TrollBot2000
tight butthole
Adula
Thanks
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
So I was wrong to think it was House Party for a new generation
ThatGuyFromBelgium
Thanks for making me discover this awesome movie!
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Is it any good?
mexicutioner07
It's wonderful.
VanillaKush
It's dope.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
NO, but seriously, what the hell is the name of the movie?
gheesus
the name of the movie is 'dope' man
thisiskissel
Dave's not here, man.
decepticons2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3850214/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_7
16745
Pretty dope, thanks.
kmlkmljkl
Sure seems like a dope movie, but what's the name of the movie?
ScryForSciFi
I love Imgur for the fact that not one person has actually answered what movie it is!
IWishIHadABetterNickName
This movie is Dope, but what's the name of the movie?
HeyLookItsThatGuyAdam
I feel like a Dope for also wanting to know.
FlamingCh1cken
Anal Armageddon 9: Asspirations
2222222222
Makes Crotch Capers 4 look like Naughty Nurses 6!
ishiboiog
Oh behave
ImCrackersAboutCheese
.
ThatShiftyMonkey
Barbie's Unicorn Dream Adventures
BigB84
Cracked my up right there
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
And who's on third?
breadcan
I don't know
SapphireStone0
Who's on first
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
Was it first? I don't remember tbh
Akurei00
What's the guys name on 2nd?
darthj3d
I don't knows on 3rd
SeventhParadox
Dope
Chimijandra
Unless it's opposite day. ○.○
Chimijandra
This is the correct answer to anyone who might be confused.
breadcan
No. What's the name of the second baseman
Akurei00
What're you asking me, for?
breadcan
That's his name.
Akurei00
That's who's name?
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
"Sweet!" "YEAH BUT WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!" "DUDE"
almostsomething182
I KNOW. BUT WHAT. DOES MINE. SAY.
phlat6
totally nailed his voice in my head
dahmlittle
DUDE!
Seggs
SWEET!