killerswan

3839 pts · August 22, 2014


"Your men are already dead."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, she got up!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, others are funny but I think that one and the bucket of water are just him actually being an asshole!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That tongue!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was halloween.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my "holy shit what the fuck is this halloween or a workplace gun violence situation how do I kill this guy" face is apparently scary.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ded?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should have taken a taxi home.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

37 deer: "sorry, my bad!"

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Me: "come out with your hands up motherfucker"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"once"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me: wearing a skirt right now. It doesn't look as cool as that dress, but I wore it out last night!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's an unstable platform (ok, platforms, haha!), but I find that makes some kinds of things easier to do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My great grandma's wedding ring was made out of pennies, super beautiful shiny copper!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom says those never stop. She's in her 70s.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seriously!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If this happens someplace where you don't have medical care, and they break your ribs, easy to die there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Drunk shirtless dude has arms and hands free but still can't breathe enough to do anything about foot on his chest, and you hear wheezing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, and even with training people don't wake up sometimes. Also, if you watch the source vid, stepping on his chest, that was _rough_.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That kid you know who hates everyone equally? Yeah, he'd have fun in the galleys like all the rest of our ancestors. Egalitarian galleys!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

????❤️

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

????????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yesss.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know someone who has one (I dunno which brand) and uses it for that purpose! (Well, in BDSM, not vigilante street fights, but YMMV.)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah but I meat at first glance how does he know it's his car on fire and not something he parked next to?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I had a neighbor who'd been a marine in Iraq v. 1, and he has trouble. Not sure the cause, but definitely.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

muahahahahaaa

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe some RE fan can explain to me how he doesn't get a zombie infection from blood splashing in his eyeballs or something?

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