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Jul 23, 2017 2:21 AM
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marzipanius
Some of these I would hesitate to consume.
gunsnbibles
Peoples hands are weird man
Shivopotamus
I just feel bad for the dude that thought lays had more than one chip per packet
TheRealAngelS
What's supposed to be special about #8? It's a normal seedless watermelon. They're common. Also, those huge strawberries and blueberries 1/2
TheRealAngelS
are not necessarily special, either. Some types of these plants just get fruit that large. 2/2
invisibulman
Yeah ok.... Go right ahead with your mutant vegetables. I'll stick to produce that isn't grown on Three Mile Island.
Justarandomgiffairy
I actually got one of those giant Frosted Mini Wheats before. Sadly I forgot to backup the picture up so in internet terms it never happened
Darkspire
I believe you, stranger. It happened to me a few times as well. It was awesome when it was overfrosted as well.
PHUCKO
isitbadibelonghere
I'm liking it, but I'm actually not a fan of yolk .
QueenAmy
I'm allergic :(
Mikey667
You get 3 pop tarts in a package….lottery ticket time !!! You are indeed the chosen one.
killerswan
Seriously!
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Cronenberg Sour patch kid
KirschPunkt
I wouldn't eat most of this if it happened to me, to be honest. I'm kinda grossed out by it. Maybe I'm weird but I can't help it.
Justarandomgiffairy
You're not weird. That stuff is freaky so your survival instincts say stay away
KirschPunkt
This does make sense and it is very assuring to hear.
Justarandomgiffairy
Happy to help
OneShucklak
I would kill for a slice of that watermelon
MilfL0ver69
One time I bought a Twix from a vending machine; there was only one bar. That was a sad day.
TheRicktat0r
Was it left twix or right twix
Janusha
WHAT ? 3 PIZZAS IN A 2 PIZZA BOX ? I have never known such luck in my life.
mtallmen184
Why is having your hard boiled egg be mostly yolk a good thing?
Mzhades
Because the less egg that is whites the better. The whites are gross.
SalvalecRhaplanca
Well, it'd be great for making deviled eggs.
BreadyStinellis
Because the yolk is the best part.
cyberiak
I like to think that all these photos are taken by one incredibly lucky person
Maxdamage1
All brought to you courtesy of Chernobyl Valley Farms.
HarazhanGFsphone
Really nice bulldog.
shmachero
They're all nice bulldogs, Brad.
Smileystarfish
Who bites into a kinder egg?!
blahbahblahbah
I don't understand the significance of the bacon picture.
babysaidmaybe
Oh, yeah this dude went to 5 guys and they were closing, Worker says you want extra bacon were gonna throw it out anyway. Dude scores bacon.
The1stBellicose
So, some dude got free food? Not really related.
lacole725
I just kept hearing Owen Wilson saying wow every time I looked at the next image
PilgrimScott
Or Christopher Walken
StayClassyPonyBoy
I cried and I laughed, and got a little scared. It was a wild ride
NihonJinLover
I got really hungry
TyrionLannisterTheImp
You're talking about your sex life, aren't you
StayClassyPonyBoy
Haha, no that's mostly crying
YuMoGuiGwaiFaiDiZao
wormsdie
Ignition. Lift off!
StayClassyPonyBoy
Disco inferno !
almostlucy
Light that baby up!
GutsTheStruggler
YES. One of my all time favorite gifs
babysaidmaybe
Dude, no...
lintwizard
https://youtu.be/xbDEBczCoyE
Shaddiecakes
Dude yes
annonymouse211
Some of these freak me out, like the egg within the egg. Some are epic win though, like curly fries! Cannot go wrong with curly fries.
ocdmn
all the mutated shit... I'd still eat it though
Fluffycorn
or the Double Kinderei !!
BillyHalley
I'm freaked out too much from the double bananas
SheDevilinaSnuggie
For some odd reason the marshmallow snek bothered me. I shuddered.
DairyDelish
Which one is an egg in an egg? The large and small yolks in a pan? I thought one egg was just huge.
PrincesssButtercup
My bf brings home enormous strings of gummy bears from work once in a while
Ventrix
Oh yeah
jenniii
The hard boiled eggs sliced in half with the two yolks made me insanely uncomfortable lol
zeros000
I once bought from Tesco 2 packs of 6, out of 12 only one was with just one yolk.
MinYoongiChonJaeJjangJjangmanbboongbboong
http://imgur.com/RgG8Jld
SPECTREagent
Twins
bigbrother
there are chickens specifically bred for that.
jenniii
Well tell them to stop that
furzinderdose
Imagine the inner egg would hatch first. "WTF is going on here? Im supposed to be outside right? Carl s that you? WHAT THE HELL HAS MOM DONE
CovfefeTheBloodless
The chick in the inner egg dies long before hatching because of lack of oxygen. The outer egg chick can't grow because of the lack of space.
ChucklePuss
Serious question: If the inner egg did hatch first, would the chick just drown? I don't know how eggs work.
QueenofFerelden
In eggs like that, the inner egg is rarely, if ever, viable. The outer one can be, but the extra egg can cause problems.
GerhardRammelhausen
Look at the size, no way that thing would hatch.
furzinderdose
http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/CGP/Sri/SeramaChix9volt.JPEG It could be the size of a serama chicken.
GerhardRammelhausen
But the serama chicken is another breed, that's like saying "the embryo of those 2 great danes is way to small - It might be a dachshund"
Lischu
Oh my god that pan with the three yolked egg. Never seen a pan in such a horrible condition.
zzzaped
It was horrible
letsnotgothere
And unsafe.
mutedia
absolutely unsafe, you don't want to eat teflon
abacaxi
"Teflonman, after an accident with a damaged pan and a particle accelerator, he gained a superpower where everything slides off".
TheGuardianFox
I would argue that a Kit-Kat without the wafer is unlucky!
pookiecorn
It would be incredibly disappointing. Like the time I got a Scotch egg without the egg :(
Thejunkfoodkid
If I wanted a purely chocolate bar that's what I would've bought
TheSwedishStag
Thank you for this!
upvoteforwhat
I would agree
Ninjainslippers
Yeah if I wanted chocolate, I'd get a chocolate bar. And it would be better quality than kitkat chocolate.
Bubblerocket
Yeah I really anticipated a Kit-Kat one time and when I opened it, it was just plain chocolate
MrSmilingDeath
It's just not a kit-kat without the wafer.
Littlebrownfoxx
I've been unfortunately to exactly experience it. You think you're crazy for the first few bites, like must I be eating it wrong?
WinstonsLeftTesticle
As someone that has eaten a Kit-Kat without the wafer before, I can say you would be extremly unlucky to get one, it is disapointing.
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
Me too. There's dozens of us sad folk.
Ninjainslippers
Yeah if I wanted chocolate, I'd get a chocolate bar. And it would be better quality than kitkat chocolate.
Snarkoleptic
You can get better quality everything than a kit Kat
Andilee
It makes me uncomfortable, but then I lost it at the human centipede sour patch kids.
Monkeyfighter
None of these things ever happen to me.
EngineerZero
Seedless watermelon is commonly available, if that helps.
TheAdventuresofStealy
You can also buy cartons of double-yolk eggs.
babysaidmaybe
Yes
112864
not with this attitude
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
To us though :3 /a/3lWLC
Monkeyfighter
That sure is one sweet...potato.
Thememecollectur
Do I see veins on that?
babysaidmaybe
Am I the only one that thinks it looks like a giant testicle? Internet has ruined me...
trigonman3
body snatcher pod
samsonguy920
One good reason is most of the mutant food, like the conjoined strawberries, would be thrown out by a mass-market distributor. They think >
samsonguy920
> people wouldn't like that. Plus it also throws off the food statistics.
AndreKroon
What kind of dumbass would either think others dont want a huge strawberry or not want one themselves? Like wot.
samsonguy920
Read up on marketing and advertising, and the evolution of both. Lots of people have zero idea what most fruits and >
samsonguy920
> vegetables look like because of how picky companies are in what they sell, mostly because their marketing teams tell them so.
Furryboots
That whole egg in an egg? Nope. Burn the witch
GoochoLibre
I didn't believe it either but I suppose I can make an egg-ception. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2773308/inception-top-o.gif
TheTastyGoldExperience
From David Blaine's chicken. 'Remember that egg you pointed to last week at the farmers market? Is this your egg?'
Quazzeh
Don't burn, grill the witch to perfection
MerkinSuit
Two yolks I get, but a fully formed egg inside seems impossible, but I'm no eggspert.
Bugsyjr9000
I've worked at a grocery store for two years and seen that once.. it's fucking cool.
colinstu
It definitely happens. Lots of articles and YouTube videos for it.
Mockingbirb
Good point. We should eggsamine that more closely.
apercent
It happens. Just not frequently
trigonman3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wubgAIiWpY
bobbobogaming
Two yolks arent that rare some places sell specifically two yolked eggs
MerkinSuit
Like I said, two yolks I get. I've gotten that many times. A shell inside a shell is more conjoined twin territory.
LurkerMcLurkface
Probably from a younger chicken. There bodies are confused with how to produce chicken period so things like this happen. Sadly those eggs//
LurkerMcLurkface
Are usually thrown away (IIRC up to 30% of all eggs) as they are mostly to small for super markets but are super delicious!
ltek4nz
Whats with the weird green things in the capsicums?
pnutzgg
I've seen small ones occasionally, just not one that's the whole inside area though
GoodbyeSpaceSword
I love CapriSuns
PhantomPetrus
Baby capsicums
CaptainSkyhawk
A seed, exposed to the hormones inside the growing fruit, growing into another fruit INSTEAD OF a plant and showing the weirdness of biology
babysaidmaybe
Different colored pepper growing inside another pepper.
baconman87
Yea i work in the kitchen and its not that uncommon
AttorneyAtBirdLaw
That's very common, I get them in my red/yellow peps on the reg, they're just not usually that big.
EpogeeDesign
Ey dawg I heard you like pepper
niamhysticks
I like that you responded to capsicum with pepper. Moved to another country that uses capsicum and it feels weird to call it that!
Unravelled
Capsicum is such a mouthful to say and longer to type too
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
I call them cappy c's
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
(I'm joking, I don't... I just wanted to seem cool :(
eyetrain
Who the fuck eats a kinder egg like that
Lischu
I guess the egg didn't split in half like it normally does because of the double chocolate. So that's why they prolly ate it that way.
eyetrain
Don't come here with your logic
babysaidmaybe
Double chocolate kinder egg. Double chocolate!
narcolepticturtle
No they mean you're supposed to crack the egg open and take the surprise out before you start eating it.
SLTWWS
*munches on the whole kinder egg, crunch side and chocolatey side* what's this guy talking about?
InternetPeasantry
Now we know why they are considered a chocking hazard in the US.
eyetrain
They deserve not to have them
kollette88
Eh, the kinder bueno are better. The egg is just chocolate
Arcfluke
Yeah Kinder Bueno is really good, hence the name, haha
eyetrain
I like the chocolate better myself, but whatever floats your kinder boat.