109899 pts · September 27, 2012
My cat will stand on the side of the tub and purr like a chainsaw and then leap off and try to do like an on-the-fly rub against my hands and legs.
Me too! I hate men and children and can act like a gremlin
There's some pretty horrifying penis torture and castration stuff in there too. Behind the Bastards did a couple episodes about him if you're interested and not too afraid of what I just said!
#27 the Virgin birth is parthenogenesis and the switching genders is sequential hermaphroditism 🙂 as opposed to simultaneous hermaphroditism in like sea slugs where they have both sets of repro organs at once
Or, stuck on floor laughing
Manta rays do! Their wingspan can be 18-23 feet!
Well now I really need some onion rings of power, those sound great
Or do, but only if you're... In the Mood
Tarantintoes
#14 it's for English Muffins. Fuckers take forever to toast
Imagine the cultural whiplash he must have felt when he was released. "HEY FUCKO WHY DID YOU MISS"
Time for som gummilingus!
My surgeon said "Wow you really busted the crap out of it" when I broke my radius last summer. Said it was like slapping a scoop of ice cream off a cone
I know, I'm just not a huge fan of survival games. I love horror but it's too real when it's a game and I get frustrated or too scared and bail
This is why there should be more scifi/horror set in the ocean. You only have to exaggerate the monsters a little bit
I'm having the same dilemma. Because we are supposed to get another 18" of snow tonight and I don't wanna drive in it
A Shirley temple with homemade grenadine and fresh lime juice is absolute heaven
Oh man, I've been off for the past 6 weeks recovering from a surgery. My cats are gonna be so upset when I have to go back to work
#45 you can just ask normal, I usually don't eat it
He was definitely always a crab
Checkov's butt plug
The actors and all their other projects I mean. See, I even forgot to say the important part right now.
Because I couldn't remember that I told her already. Brains are weird
#19 I was like 2 hours out of anesthesia from sinus surgery with perfect recall of every actor in the show my sister put on but told her 5x
Ahhhh right, my dumb atheist ass forgot
Well they're gonna lose the Catholics if they try to push that very hard
My favorite series too!
Ah, man, I read that for the first time on a camping trip when I was about 12 also. Finished in 2 days because I just couldn't put it down
My cat will stand on the side of the tub and purr like a chainsaw and then leap off and try to do like an on-the-fly rub against my hands and legs.
Me too! I hate men and children and can act like a gremlin
There's some pretty horrifying penis torture and castration stuff in there too. Behind the Bastards did a couple episodes about him if you're interested and not too afraid of what I just said!
#27 the Virgin birth is parthenogenesis and the switching genders is sequential hermaphroditism 🙂 as opposed to simultaneous hermaphroditism in like sea slugs where they have both sets of repro organs at once
Or, stuck on floor laughing
Manta rays do! Their wingspan can be 18-23 feet!
Well now I really need some onion rings of power, those sound great
Or do, but only if you're... In the Mood
Tarantintoes
#14 it's for English Muffins. Fuckers take forever to toast
Imagine the cultural whiplash he must have felt when he was released. "HEY FUCKO WHY DID YOU MISS"
Time for som gummilingus!
My surgeon said "Wow you really busted the crap out of it" when I broke my radius last summer. Said it was like slapping a scoop of ice cream off a cone
I know, I'm just not a huge fan of survival games. I love horror but it's too real when it's a game and I get frustrated or too scared and bail
This is why there should be more scifi/horror set in the ocean. You only have to exaggerate the monsters a little bit
I'm having the same dilemma. Because we are supposed to get another 18" of snow tonight and I don't wanna drive in it
A Shirley temple with homemade grenadine and fresh lime juice is absolute heaven
Oh man, I've been off for the past 6 weeks recovering from a surgery. My cats are gonna be so upset when I have to go back to work
#45 you can just ask normal, I usually don't eat it
He was definitely always a crab
Checkov's butt plug
The actors and all their other projects I mean. See, I even forgot to say the important part right now.
Because I couldn't remember that I told her already. Brains are weird
#19 I was like 2 hours out of anesthesia from sinus surgery with perfect recall of every actor in the show my sister put on but told her 5x
Ahhhh right, my dumb atheist ass forgot
Well they're gonna lose the Catholics if they try to push that very hard
My favorite series too!
Ah, man, I read that for the first time on a camping trip when I was about 12 also. Finished in 2 days because I just couldn't put it down