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PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#25
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief
MissDisney91
#5 I died today and tomorrow I will be back
shano510
Jesus, is that you?
Aliubi
#5 I died in the first place and I have to go to the doctor to get a chance to stop by and take a look at it and see if you can find it and if you have time to get it to me by tomorrow morning or tomorrow morning and I will send it to you as soon as I get it from you.
Aliubi
Man, Google even thinks I'm boring
InfocalypseRising
#5 I died of the virus in my car and my mom is not here
doctorId
#14 Quark would 100% be selling NFTs if he existed right now. And he'd make a fortune.
MagicOrpheus310
#27 oh shit, so that's how I do it... Neat
barnwolf
#2 IMO "unrealistic" is a fair critic of fantasy/sci-fi. It ruins the immersion if the stories aren't internally consistent. Like having some serious game of thrones story, and suddenly halfway through the story everyone has modern cell phones.
barnwolf
A story like that can work, but it would work best if it was either done intentionally to be stupid, or if there was a good explanation.
Shaodyn
#15 "Yeah, we tried to make the windows line up, but the entire building fell down. No idea why."
IconicM
#5 I died and I will be out of the office today. :/
ilsalta
#5 I died of the virus in my house last year and I’m still in quarantine
TinyOctopus
Re #5: tiny octopus died in the morning and the cause will be there at the bottom of the wiki
nosimpleway
Well now I gotta go look it up
kjb72
#5 I died in the hall of the church and I was too quick to get a hold of him to make sure I had the correct address to send the invoice.
Arcrosis
#13 he learned Ariels name from Sebastian
dohcohv
#5 I died in the morning and I was like an hour ago and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to do it for me and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I can get you some food.
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
stillnotawake
#5 "I died from a nap and chill". No complaints here.
darthstormer
#5 I died and I was just a little confused about the fact that I was not able to get a job.
huindekmi
I died in the car and I was in the car with my mom and I was like oh my gosh I don’t know what happened
LadySpencer
I died in the morning and I was going to be a little late but I don't know if I can get a new one.
FetchtheRaven
I died in a couple times but the last one I sent the other side to it.
Astramancer
I died yesterday and i was a little late but I didn't know if you were going to be able to get the message.
Aliubi
#5 I died in the first place and I have to go to the doctor to get a chance to stop by and take a look at it and see if you can find it and if you have time to get it to me by tomorrow morning or tomorrow morning and I will send it to you as soon as I get it from you.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I died yesterday and I was just a little confused about the house and I was wondering if you could come over and get a ride to the store.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I died to the other day I was in the bathroom. Fuck come on. Can't I die with a little dignity?
Elmarrr
I died laughing at me for the first time I will be there for you to be a good day at work now and then
qyrriqat
#15 The building was perfectly fine until someone inside tried to move a table or adjust a picture.
copperdomebodhi
#5 I died and got to the point where I couldn't sleep well, and then I was hinting at the Kennedy Center with my therapist for a few years.
Lind90
#5 I died and the burrito was raw and extremly crunchy
Interleaver11111111
#12 @ElbowDeepInAHorse Did you know about this?
kruug
That horse Loki birthed became Odin’s eight-legged steed.
glitchead
Sleipnir!
JSlack
Imagine family dinners after that. “So dad. How’s my son?”
glitchead
"HE RIDES WELL!"
slinkiisu
#5 I died in the dark and I will be in the office tomorrow.
shano510
Bummer
randoigno
#19 There's too much confusion
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
I just can't get no relief.
copperdomebodhi
No reason to get excited.
MarredWoodWithNails
#23 Something random I just found out is that a few decades ago, a McDonald's donated their tree to the public library, and someone painted over the pies so they just looked like leaves. I knew the tree was there; there were cushions under it, and I read at the base of it as a young child. I just didn't realize it was repurposed from McDonald's until now. They've "retired" the tree just this year and had the story in the newspaper.
youreakitty
#5 I died and it was only seen on Facebook.
LordoftheLulz
#5 I died in the morning and I was like oh my god.
sandwiches
I died in the internet by accident.
LateNightBunnyParty
#5 I died and the chickens were locked in their coop with no shame.
candar
this is a Stephen King book I'm sure of it
shano510
I think the chickens are guilty, or at least know something.
DoseOfScience
Wormfood07
Thank you! Was so baffled why those three didn’t like him.
catzmiyow
Oh thanks! I was just about to ask what was up, for my friend
somnif
Jon Cryer also played Lenny Luthor!
kruug
Here I figured Zod.
ArchangelValkyrie
Many thanks. I was hoping there was a comment for the explanation when I scrolled.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I only got it after Michael Rosenbaum. Didn't recognize the other 2
RexNihil
Clancy Brown was the frickin Kurgan, my dude. Also many other people.
MikeRInternetTraveler
Cryer on ‘Supergirl’, Brown in the DCAU, and Rosenbaum on ‘Smallville’.
TrapperQ
Also Rosenbaum played the Flash in DCAU, who body-swapped minds with Clancy's Luthor at one point, so technically voiced Luthor there too.
MikeRInternetTraveler
A classic. “No… ‘cuz I’m evil.”
Rogerwilco1974
Ok thank you!
EstellaOsoka
Kinda pissed Gene Hackman and Jesse Eisenburg didn't chime in.
rhixhikaru
Gene Hackman will forever be Lex Luthor to me.
Coltaine
#5 I died in the morning please send me the link to the store to get some cheese and onion rings of power.
Shestolemybeer
I died and I lived
Pantallideth
I died and was not going 5G and it is a good girl that is a fucking and a good friend.
HasAnyoneInThisFamilyEverSeenAChicken
You died? Hasta la bye bye, daddy-o
Acmer77
I died in the morning and I will be even more than you think.
kEMup
I died of the virus in my house last year I had a heart condition I was diagnosed in two weeks I had to have surgery.
Crowlands
I died in the morning and I will be in the office tomorrow. That's... Depressing.
ShanoaRavendare
I died in the morning and I was like lol
ILikeToFindTheAnswers
I died when I was in the middle of the game and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to see the Unbearable Weight of the day
Vesorias
I died laughing at you for your loss of your life.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
I died in the UK and I was like you should be able to get a lot of people in the UK and it will be a little bit of a good time to go to the hospital and get a lot of things that are going to try to touch your D.
Monkeyofdoom44
I died yesterday and I don't know what to do about that
Subtilico
i died for beauty but was scarce
cellfreeDNA
I died in boulder at the park in the park and then I got a car seat and I was just like a half hour ago and I got it and it was just like a real kettle and I got it and it was just like a real kettle.
TheUseriestName
I died today and that’s a damn shame in the morning but I have before and I will again
Swordbian
I died and I am going to be a little late
Ubercod
I died in the morning and I was like oh my god I don't know what to do with it.
Snowentific
I died in the lab and I will be in the office tomorrow so I can do it for you
bedarwarg
hahaha i cracked up
lorienvalrayvn
I died and was not going on . It was just a little crazy
justinechloe9391
I died my eyes off for the last time and I'm not even gonna go back there again
Ellisd83
I died for beauty.....what the fuck? Is google telling me I'm on deck for Buffalo Bill?
TheGist
I died of the virus in my house last year. Apparently I’m a covid ghost
LariCheltsy
I died and was not going through my eyes to the forest console commands.
Jalopenis
I died in the morning and after that you are not the same. Oh shit, not bad.
EatsBees
i died in the morning and I helped you guys
bumCandle
I died in the pub industry for over a year
Malaphorium
I died and was not going on the phone to say goodbye and not being a part time guy or a friend or a good idea or something like that.
TricksForDays
I died of the virus in my house last year and I’m still alive.
TheGist
Whoa mine said the same thing verbatim!
swedishcalypso
I died when I was about to go through with it and I miss the way I was going to get a new phone
Howdoyouknowshesawitch
I died at the same time as I was thinking about you
dexteroexplosion
"I died in the attack roll for running a business." Well, I didn't know that was a possibility.
Nixissmall
I died on the bright side of a house in the future of course and I have been working in my car
Scuzzellbutt
I died and was not going on with the dogs, but they are very smart and I can get them.
BooksNStuff
I died in the morning and I will be sure to be a priority
cloverleafbane
I died in the middle of the day investigating the girls and the remaining ingredients.
kelseysaurusrex
Well now I really need some onion rings of power, those sound great
Roune
I mean, the onion rings from Steak and Shake are pretty baller
CrimeBrulee
I died in the morning and I am not going to be able to make it to work today
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
I called in to work once and said I was dead. Horrible job. Wouldn't give me days off when requested. Needed one in particular. They wouldn't give it. I asked the other person who worked the same position if they could work for me. The boss wouldn't let us trade. The other person didn't have excess hours or anything. No good reason we couldn't trade. So I told them I was dead and couldn't make it to work anymore.