2124 pts ยท September 7, 2017
Opus the penguin cartoon
My little guy lived for 8 years, never bit anyone. But he sure did stink and stole everything that wasn't nailed down.
I hate to admit you are not alone...
Anyone else try to find their boob match?
Aww man, you guys are still allowed to have tinsel? I miss tinsel on the tree
I always called it a pick. It's used to comb curly hair
Fucky Fuckson. I kinda like it
Masochist
My heart drops every time I see it on one of these lists. It haunts me
DM me if no one got you yet. First time pizza angel so hopefully I do this right...
Seriously!! Something so tiny should not produce so much poop
Crumbs
I'm a statistic
Omg. The little flippy flap on the last one.
When I first moved to Florida I asked my then boyfriend "why does everyone have a batting cage in their backyard?"
Apparently am not
Am I the only cavewoman massively turned on for some reason?
I don't comment much, but wow, she's gorgeous!
No, this has to be staged. Who eats cake like that?!
Lol, what boobs? Just cutting out my ridiculously big forehead. Ain't no one wanna see that
Yes! Whenever we couldn't find anymore socks we had to tip the couch.
She looks exactly like my Pixel ???? make sure you know where her "stashes" are. Ever missing something, check the ferret stash
Or if you have a potty training toddler, it'll be totally unraveled all over the floor...
Are you my maintenance man?
I'm going to have to pay attention to this next time
Right in the uterus
Like why is that one dildo so small?
Holy shit. That's not Eddie Murphy... Everything is a lie
I'm part of a cult?! I better tell my parents
Opus the penguin cartoon
My little guy lived for 8 years, never bit anyone. But he sure did stink and stole everything that wasn't nailed down.
I hate to admit you are not alone...
Anyone else try to find their boob match?
Aww man, you guys are still allowed to have tinsel? I miss tinsel on the tree
I always called it a pick. It's used to comb curly hair
Fucky Fuckson. I kinda like it
Masochist
My heart drops every time I see it on one of these lists. It haunts me
DM me if no one got you yet. First time pizza angel so hopefully I do this right...
Seriously!! Something so tiny should not produce so much poop
Crumbs
I'm a statistic
Omg. The little flippy flap on the last one.
When I first moved to Florida I asked my then boyfriend "why does everyone have a batting cage in their backyard?"
Apparently am not
Am I the only cavewoman massively turned on for some reason?
I don't comment much, but wow, she's gorgeous!
No, this has to be staged. Who eats cake like that?!
Lol, what boobs? Just cutting out my ridiculously big forehead. Ain't no one wanna see that
Yes! Whenever we couldn't find anymore socks we had to tip the couch.
She looks exactly like my Pixel ???? make sure you know where her "stashes" are. Ever missing something, check the ferret stash
Or if you have a potty training toddler, it'll be totally unraveled all over the floor...
Are you my maintenance man?
I'm going to have to pay attention to this next time
Right in the uterus
Like why is that one dildo so small?
Holy shit. That's not Eddie Murphy... Everything is a lie
I'm part of a cult?! I better tell my parents