keepshepardsafe

276 pts ยท May 21, 2013


One strategically placed pebble and it is game over, man

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Thought she was throwing burritos

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I was expecting dickbutt

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Thought Lord Buckethead was going to appear in this post

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I called in sick. Needed a note to prove it. Just went in sick. Threw up every 5-minutes. Got sent home because, "you're too sick to work"

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#40 is an appropriate reaction

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No shirt, no problem

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I do at least three of these

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Get out!

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All that is missing is a wink

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The Phantom Menace

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THANK YOU

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Ah shit. That is worth a lot of bells

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I used to work in a gym and I saw stuff like this a lot

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I said I didn't want to talk about him!

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#teamzombie

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