ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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Jun 26, 2017 2:44 AM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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findlesticks
How much shampoo she must go through
contextplease
It becomes too long when it covers an ass like that.
QuiveringCheese
Msjestic
namiasdf
About 0.5s into this GIF.
stabbedintheface
When it starts to define you
AwesomeTeddybear
Smashing
Idonthavealottosay
hcarter3hc
When it blocks the view of that ass
Leegionnaire
vanscot
IMO, it never does.
Amberizme
Gross.
whiskeyface
I was gonna say the same thing.
WaitingForThePaintToDry
That would take a while heap of effort and money to maintain and care for.
notavarsityathlete
Upvoting for that ass
dinocratic
Watched for the ass, stayed for the sass.
lokishadowgirl
when it's no longer healthy, she obviously takes very good care of her hair
inkican
Crystal ... Crystal Gale??
Cakeisgross
She takes care of her hair. People that don't...cut it
FrozenFoodGuy
Or people that prefer different hairstyles, or get annoyed by their long hair, or find it inconvenient for their job, etc.
continius
Came for the ass
seekenOG
Literally?
Danteet
Phrasing!
solarspyder
dogenuggets
When you have to tie it up all the time just to function in life.
SometimesISayDumbShit
As long as it looks healthy, grow it as long as you want
Tripstone
Nothing worse than seeing 'long' hair that is thinning at 6 inches from scalp because the person doesn't maintain it. I cringe every time
subgameperfect
How many clips has this lady recorded of her letting down her hair? I swear I've seen this but with a different background
CinnamonBunny
Not many enough.
tooomanysteves
I have seen about 10 different ladies. A collection gif when around a while ago.
QuartzBeer
I used to date a Scandinavian blonde with hair longer than this. Her hair was beautiful. It was to her ankles and it was a pain in the ass.
QuartzBeer
It got in the way all the time. She had to twist it & put it in her lap when she sat down or it was on the floor. People would step on it.
QuartzBeer
Took forever for her to dry it and get ready for to go out. It had to be tied up all kinds of ways to go swimming. It was always in the way.
QuartzBeer
But it was stunningly beautiful and it was she was known for. She thought it was worth all the trouble and so did I.
themuttonisniceandlean
"My *hair grows to my toes, I never wear no clothes, I wraps my hair around my bare, and down the road I goes." Shel Silverstein (*beard)
DownvotesAreFun
We need pictures, you knw?
GoochoLibre
I don't think Shel grew his beard long enough to make those pictures.
themuttonisniceandlean
Only just long enough to terrify children by the giant picture of his face on the back cover.
knifeskills
It's so shiny and healthy
Alkuam
If untreated, it could be worth some money.
DownvotesAreFun
Yeah, within days you could collect so much greese to fry your French fries in it.
ghostwarlock
RacecarRoadcar
It's covering the business, I see.
SomewhatSarcastic
I came for the ass, then left when it disappeared.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I was about to say...that is when it's just too long, when you can't see dat ass.
Thornaxe
The way she was arching her back her hair wasn't the only thing she wanted us to see.
OriginalPlam
That poor shower drain...
melshot
Cleaning that drain
nobodylikesmyname
On the bright side, it's so long it'll easily get caught at the top of the drain, instead of smaller pieces clogging up further down.
TheVakarian
It must look like Sasquatch's bunghole.
barzilla1911
How many gallons of shampoo and conditioner?
unshartedterritory
All the gallons
Nedep
Honestly, I think it's beautiful.
hitlershairydick
You are a horrid person
DontLookAtMyPenis
I think she's trying to hard
causality
The bottom couple inches look kinda gross and tentacle-y to me.
CatPresident
Thanks for your brutal honesty there.
CammyD
"Even if it takes an inordinate amount of time and resources to take care of, not to mention daily inconveniences, women must be attractive"
infernopg
As someone with a fetish for long hair this is insanely hot.
LucasBurke
Agreed. Wow
DWGifWrecker
I really don't like it, but thats not important. She needs to like it. She and Tom Selleck.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
It's beautiful but completely impractical in every way.
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
Quite. But most of the things we do specifically for appearances are impractical Eddboy.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Yeah, but excluding plastic surgery this is particularly impractical. You can wipe makeup off, not exactly going to cut the hair every day
FungusForge
Like mechs, or weapons in Monster Hunter.
CammyD
"Women are only valuable insofar as they are physically attractive". Got it.
theWinterKnight
You're just trolling Right?? Otherwise I think we've found the only thing that can escape a black hole: that reach.
Skale33
"Nice! I found 20$" "So the only thing you care about is money?" (Must be fun at parties)
donegal
indeed
Sloppydrunkcatlady
What fucking hold did you pull that assumption out of?
CammyD
Hair that long is vain. Rapunsel didn't grow her hair long to attract men, she just didn't have a fucking barber around.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
So she's vain for having long hair? Absolutely, flawless logic. Magnificient. Wait, the other thing. Fucking stupid.
CammyD
Why does she want long hair like that, other than to attract attention and have men think she's beautiful?
2074red2074
Name ONE other feature to compliment this woman on.
CammyD
Her butt. Nice skin. Good fashion sense.
CammyD
She also has excessive lordosis. Looks like an unhealthy lower back, to me
2074red2074
She may be doing that on purpose so her hair can fall freely
CammyD
In which case having long hair is fucking up her posture....so....she shouldn't have long hair...
btwfact100
The hair?
Nedep
Yes. The woman attached as well though.
MartinhoDenHaag
But you cant see her face?
thisismybraintalking
Sometimes ya gotta read the room.
OriginalPlam
Sectional gets no love.
Nedep
I mean, that goes without saying really.
FlaminMattDamon
When you shit in your hair while wiping!
xhdhdhjejdnxbfbfhsj7474
You shouldn't be wiping while sitting.
FreaksOnWheels
Oh god laying down
FlaminMattDamon
kilpitheshield
There was a girl at my school who had long hair and sometimes she had tiny pieces of poo hanging in her hair. We used to call them agents.
melshot
Ratman72
Or when you wipe with your hair.
ausernamewhat
dlb022
Women don't shit
Impaler9900
Its true my girlfriend told me so
NateTruax
You start wiping before you're done shitting?
howToLoseTheGame
I wipe my shit with my hair
FlaminMattDamon
Youre shittin me?
Fishthecoolkid
think he's full of crap.
HowAboutThatUpdog
Do you stand up while the shit is coming out of your ads cheeks or something? How do you shit in your hair while wiping?
FlaminMattDamon
If your hair is down to your ankles, I imagine you have to use caution.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
w...who shits whilst wiping?
julgran
Sometimes you wipe and you wipe, still poop. It's like you're wiping a marker or something.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Okay Swedish Chris Pratt
julgran
Krispig Råtta
BigMistakeBigHUGE
When it goes past the waist you're in sister wives territory
FlaminMattDamon
I read that as "If you get below your sister's waist, youre now in wife territory.
whatevermanishowedup
Would
Vesane
I don't understand what you mean. Is it common for incestuous families not to cut their hair?
ghostwarlock
It's not an incest reference, it's a polygamy reference.
Vesane
As in... Marrying a whole bunch of sisters? Where is that legal and what does it have to do with long hair?
ghostwarlock
No.
OneLetter
"Sister Wives" is a tv show about a dude with like 10 wives, all unrelated.
TealButterfly
You obviously don't have long hair.. ppl with long hair actually know how to use the toilet..
TinaBeIcher
What's worse is short hair swinging into your face while you barf. It won't stay over my shoulder, and my drunk self forgets that
FlaminMattDamon
Cause they,re... Such shitty people?
Van1LLaRice
Usually I do then I get drunk sometimes and I pee on my hair when I do.
mallywanders
The freedom of not having to pull my hair over my shoulder to use the toilet is why i don't want to let it grow so long anymore.
mallywanders
(I've had butt length hair almost my entire life and boob length hair for 6 glorious months)
DanteLidge
Boob length hair is cute
jaythings123
I can only imagine the headaches she gets from it.
melshot
revcleo
A normal length for hair in the victorian times was just below your bum
LilSis061016
Seriously. 1. headaches, 2. how can it be so contained? It must be very fine.
werewolffbarmitzvah
When it gets that long, it gets a little thinner towards the bottom. You can tuck the ends into the bun and it'll stay.
LilSis061016
I meant volume - it takes up less space wrapped that mine does...and mine is several feet shorter, though still fairly long.
Idonthavealottosay
The neck pain
justasomeone
i had hair almost a meter long, got it cut above my shoulders. It was the most amazing feeling of relief.
Idonthavealottosay
Especially after a hairwash. And easier to dry!
DownvotesAreFun
Do you have curles or straigth hair? If you have curls then ym condolescense.
justasomeone
straight. i'm growing it back out again but will stop in the middle of the back.
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Depends on the location. Nose hair that long may be a little much
rondodollars
Or armpit
ShinySephiroth
May be... and if it is, it's just a little
IDrankAllYourWorcestershireSauce
Bobobobo Bobobo
Orgtigger
Beat me to it
SirCuscus
SUPAH FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR
CinnamonBunny
Only now I realized that in English all the hair are called "hair". In my language there is a special word for the hair on your head.
firstnationhombre
Muffler?
moterola4
What language?
CinnamonBunny
Finnish.
humourasdryasyourgf
but fucken the Finnish words for dog the fuck
CinnamonBunny
What?
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Terve!
CinnamonBunny
Moro.