469 pts ยท August 27, 2015
those are some fat fuckin' squirrels
def wanted more Klaw
define "appear"
no
capTAIN
A "Blue Moon" is the 2nd full moon in a calendar month. It's not actually blue. Fully human-defined, nothing astronomically interesting.
Poke it with the fork dummy
I got pulled over for shitposting once
so. much. deja vu.
Key of C# major.
In the key of C#.
but Alton Brown says a pint's a pound, the world around
Now he can concentrate on finding the real memorabilia thieves!
literally the first time I have seen Fountain of Lamneth quoted, and I have been on the internet since 1992
This guy gets it
It's ok, your kids would end up baking in the heat wave of 2047 anyway
this guy gets it
Fuck Scott Adams
this joke didn't need your assistance
/r/gifsthatendtoolate
YRC
Teachers hate this
You see, ladies, what happened here was that a man explained mansplaining, which is like meta-mansplaining. Mansplaining was mansplained.
Is he rubbing the acrylic with fur coats or something? You have to apply the static electricity, it's not spontaneous.
Not if she was flinging the bottle around like she was jerking it off.
you skipped leg day
Canada, fuck yeah
Went to the store to get some essential oils, the only scent they had left was "bullshit"
His neck healed up real nice
I'm with this guy
those are some fat fuckin' squirrels
def wanted more Klaw
define "appear"
no
capTAIN
A "Blue Moon" is the 2nd full moon in a calendar month. It's not actually blue. Fully human-defined, nothing astronomically interesting.
Poke it with the fork dummy
I got pulled over for shitposting once
so. much. deja vu.
Key of C# major.
In the key of C#.
but Alton Brown says a pint's a pound, the world around
Now he can concentrate on finding the real memorabilia thieves!
literally the first time I have seen Fountain of Lamneth quoted, and I have been on the internet since 1992
This guy gets it
It's ok, your kids would end up baking in the heat wave of 2047 anyway
this guy gets it
Fuck Scott Adams
this joke didn't need your assistance
/r/gifsthatendtoolate
YRC
Teachers hate this
You see, ladies, what happened here was that a man explained mansplaining, which is like meta-mansplaining. Mansplaining was mansplained.
Is he rubbing the acrylic with fur coats or something? You have to apply the static electricity, it's not spontaneous.
Not if she was flinging the bottle around like she was jerking it off.
you skipped leg day
Canada, fuck yeah
Went to the store to get some essential oils, the only scent they had left was "bullshit"
His neck healed up real nice
I'm with this guy