johnlebeef

1356 pts ยท July 26, 2012


5 foot 9 and nothing but rhythm.

Gotta love solutions that make evert part of the problem significantly worse.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Normally you have to pay extra for that kind of action.

7 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Woah Black Betty: Ram or Lamb

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a pet door, but I could never figure out if I needed to take it to the vet or to a carpenter.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Breaking News: Most hateful demographic approves of most hateful policies. More at 11..."

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the idea that a terrier would be a Klingon's favorite animal, because their warrior spirit far exceeds their size.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"DOHSHO!"

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Howl's Moving Turtle.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized that if this guy's on ski-patrol he's probably better at skiing than I am at walking.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard have entered the chat.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If only Jesus had given advice on what to do in a situation like this. Think he would've said "make women only wear skirts", or do you think he would've said, "Poke out your own eyeballs, chump"?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't tell you why, but I know this is important.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm no linguist, but I saw something once that said Jesus is the Hebrew equivalent to "Josh", and "Christ" technically means "the Anointed", and since things were anointed with oil, it would be linguistically sound to translate "Jesus Christ" as "Oily Josh".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of the "I can't smell him" moment from Isle of Dogs, when the robot dog arrives.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does his voice kinda sound like Tim Robbins? Is this Tim Robbins?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I thought I'd seen this before, but flipped. I was starting to think I was losing it looking through the comments and seeing nothing. I'm not crazy!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think Picard would say this. I think Picard would say something about people wishing to do right and be good and kind, and the world/circumstances lead them toward the selfish. Picard's an optimist when it comes to people, not a pessimist.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i don't know... The word "Barcelona" underneath the game clock makes me think this might be Wimbledon...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The pubes is everything

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I expected more singing bears.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they were paying the bill on a dead person's cell phone for several years?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

What's that game with the chained together people, carriage, and disappearing floating stone road?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gee whiz, everyone commenting about the girls reactions must have very calm, collected responses to surprise mortal danger. If only this girl were as smooth and calculated as these commenters. Hard to believe she didn't consider her airbags deploying when a truck was sliding at her on a ravine road. Gosh, what a ding dong she is!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

That's what I wanna know! Like, where does that trash go? I'm really hoping it's not a compactor right below that...

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the Korean Edward Macaroni Fork.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Poor whale!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have absolutely no knowledge of this, and I feel like I should. What the heck is that movie??

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0