jofftom

377 pts ยท May 20, 2013


Hmmm...I don't think so.

1) observe, 2) analyze, 3) apply his father's code and then saranwrap a human being, stab them in the chest..and dispose them at sea.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your salmon looks like salmon.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You found a puppy on your first hike...lucky OP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now it's only worth half price on antiques road show.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hunee...this doesn't make you relevant.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You know it probably has teeth...you know...down there.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds reasonable.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the lowest-rent 3D printer I've seen yet.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you a hipster? You sound like a hipster.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lick it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steals from others ideas...makes billions...gives some of it back. Seems like he's not even breaking even on the karma scale.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phew! I have this tattooed on my hemorrhoid. Had me worried for sec.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must see the bacon to believe the bacon.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You ruined our fun. Thanks a lot.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You put a baby in with your caged dog?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Mike a day keeps the doctor away.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still couldn't beat General Disarray in a fight.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, when you say it like that....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like it would be invisible to radar.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where does one acquire such a miraculous item?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tess Everybody...nice to meet you. Do you have a middle name?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what if I shake my laptop instead?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh...so cute it almost looks real.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Help, my breath is green.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhhhhhmmmm.....No.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I saw this Star Trek episode.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

::Gasp:: Your age comment is irrelevant. Look up "jarts" on amazon...they still make and sell them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to call the Avengers...again.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My neighbor took a yard dart to his head when we were kids. Good times...good times.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1