DogInBoots
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May 26, 2014 9:49 PM
DogInBoots
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musclecrowe
Seriously does no one else see Mach 5?
MaileSchuster
There was a reason only one was made
katsuwonus
Looks like a spaceship.
LongTediousUsernameThatNobodyWantsToRead
Fanciest coffin ever!
EcstasyOnDrugs
Pff, I have like 6 of these. They're called Zentornos... In GTA 5...
ExconHD
Those are actually Sesto Elementos
Trianglesandwitchesarebetter
I can take one poop... That doesn't mean it is special. But this car is special.
WJMartin0324
Hot Wheels are more intense than they used to be
captainfuckmuppet
Does it come in black?
Karpenko22
There was only 1 made, ans it's grey. I think it's safe to say no.
retrohellix
Was it inspired by Speed Racer's Mach 5?
fatimasuprema
Top gear coverage stat!!
Rostiprkl
I think this was designed by the Cerberus.
LilSebastian
Next on Top Gear: James May dislikes another sports car.
MiloCoatedBanana
Racer-X's car?
JamesWestfallAndDrKennethNoisewater
Put it on Top Gear.
CharlesVonDoom
http://imgur.com/wrDpb1b
imkindofabadass
Just discovered that saying nsfw in a reply tags the link. Can we please make all the front page links nsfw tonight? Pretty please?
JohnYhung
Love this
Kickingbabykittens
If theres only one...and its this greyish color, unless you painted it black nope.
tractorharvester
'Paint it black' you say? *starts humming*
INbrightestDAYinDARKESTnight
I see a red door and I want to paint it black..
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
I only build in black... And sometimes dark gray/grey
HitlerEatingABanana
Understood that reference
weirdcalculator
But how many fasts does it have?
WoTLert
ALL OF THE fasts.
wreckless7urtle
Mark 5 looks good in grey
jpak777
Was going to make the same comment!
wreckless7urtle
Surprised I was first
Broken27Arrow
*Mach 5
2flower
I cannot unsee a bearded man with his mouth open (on the first picture).
SomeRandomIdentityObscuringURL
Damn You....
Harmonex
I was looking for this comment.
CheezeItImOut
Go speed racer, go speed racer, GO SPEED RACER GOOOOO!
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Very underrated movie
sammythebull
Thank (appropriate deity) I wasn't the only one that immediately saw a really cool Mach 5.
jekko
You beat me to it! Touche.
forscaleandbananayearsago
First thought that came to mind. Glad I'm not alone haha.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
dscott72
Mine too even before I read the headline.
kiaserzohsay
I was gonna start with the first line, but this works.
TheGuyFromSweden
Hey, where do I know that from?
basketofpups
Either the old cartoon, or the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EChZbd0HeGw
HurrDurrGurrPurrSchnurr
OR from cyanide&happiness with a slightly different wording: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAiLTsvzbI
Flexyyy
This car looks like Gillette razor
eotty
Or the new alienware
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Flexyyy
Happy to hear it
Ihazcheeseburger
99 blades.
Avatar720
But I just needed 1.
crimbus
http://www.wnd.com/images2/15blades.jpg
HughLaurie
modern cars... they all look like electric shavers
southboundpachyderm
Thank you, no one else did it! +1 Cheers
HughLaurie
http://media.giphy.com/media/HtzelpdKmNFew/giphy.gif
TheRicM
Or a running shoe
needsmoarsloths
I think it looks like it's made of legos
startedfromlurkingnowimhere
But cheaper
JoljloL
All kinds of win right here.
nohasslecastle
You win
BarackaFlackaFlame
Obviously, me and most Imgur have vastly different tastes, I think this car is absolutely hideous.
ConfessingAccount
Take a car, make it as aerodynamic as a fucking rubix cube, make it look somewhat aerodynamic, hire the gillette fusion designers to finish.
UserSubmitted
I might take your argument seriously....it depends, is your username ironic?
BarackaFlackaFlame
Of course, why else would it be what it is?
UserSubmitted
thank god, you're not an idiot
SAWhowhatnow
Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer GOOOOOOO!
urseppos
And Trixie, Chim Chim, Pops, Racer X, etc !
Tippster
My first thought as well. Were you also a kid in the early 80's? http://img1.mlstatic.com/s_MLA_v_V_f_2556078763_032012.jpg
SAWhowhatnow
Born 88, but I liked vintage cartoons even when I was little. I think Speed Racer was my first anime.
bobbidiboopy
Silly you trying to steal someone else's comment http://imgur.com/0zaeGnw
SAWhowhatnow
I honestly didn't even read the comments before posting that. Great minds.
DogInBoots
One seat for the real loner
armourman1
Its like they know that if you had a wife, you couldnt afford it. Hence the one seat
punner
When you have this much money, the women come to you.
yourspellingisbadandyoushouldfeelbad
Implying they buy the car to get women. Money>bitches applies so hard here.
stutteringbob
Which is why I like the F-1 so much. THREE seats. THREE. Interpret as you will...
cypher888
Her AND her girlfriend. It's important to be considerate.
pwrfull
Batman
releasetheboobs
Or the selfish
MrBoomstik
one man wolf-pack you mean
TheMagicalHindu
I DONT UNDERSTAND. You buy this car to get chicks but you can't drive 'em though
JePenseDoncJeSuis
If you own the Egoista, I know many girls who would gladly take a cab to follow you home. Dozens of them. Dozens!!!
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
Egoista - Elliot Rodger edition
UnderPressure
i thought of this. but felt bad...ucsb is near me. but I knew I'd find someone on here who thought of it too. this comment is pointless.
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
Not pointless, you got one imaginary internet point from me :)
BusinessGuy
Who needs friends when you can pretend you're driving a spaceship?
IhavenoiedeawhatIamdoing
I would be fine being by myself driving that thing.
FisterMantastic
Who owns it?
RightTurnClyde
Paul Walker.
coinlaundry
Sir!!!
ReferentialEquations
Just means the only place for the ladies to sit is on your lap. ;)
thefeev
this is just a concept car though, right?
JustSomeComments
Nope
JustSomeComments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEpk_qMIemo
SixWingsWide
A cockpit, a HUD, where are the wings?
thegr8rambino
LOL
TheNicolasCage
The procedure for getting in to the Egoista is supposed to be similar to getting into a fighter jet
Witmonger
"Where we're going, we don't *need* roads."
dasmegabyte
Beast and Colossus are working on them with Forge down in the hangar.
404GravitassNotFound
Port/ starboard lights too
Lolligaggger
Looks like something straight from star fox would fly/drive.
NwabudikeMorgan
You don't need wings for spaceflight.
M4j3st1c
False. You may not need them in the traditional shape for lift, but you do need a airplane shape for inertia/balance of the air/spacecraft.
M4j3st1c
This tube-shape would be almost impossible to steer in space, as it would have much more rolling acceleration that it would in yaw/pitch.
M4j3st1c
As far as manual controls go anyway. It might be possible with a guidancecomputer, but it'd be very unstable and intolerant for T-failure.
TheBlackGuy
+1
TheBlackGuy
Bra-fucking-vo...
smashpro1
http://anerdoccurrence.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/stag-vtol.jpg
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Saints row 3 <3
WheelyWonka
that's exactly what was going through my mind as I scrolled through this..
Disastromatic
Was it sold to the Illusive Man, by any chance?
YellowTheKid
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite gas tank to piss in on the Citadel.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Thank you for help reassure me. First I went "Mach 5? ... Wait...CERBERUS!?"
YoLong
I had to log in to upvote you. Well played.
ParthiansInPijamas
Moosecock
Mach 5?
yyack
*Mark 5.
Frankenstove
Nope, mach. It's from speed racer.
yyack
Fair enough, mine was an ironman reference/joke.
Frankenstove
Was gonna say Mach 6.
urseppos
Defo from the front ! Where's chim chim going to fit ?
Forbayn
Reminds me of those fancy gaming mice http://www1.pcmag.com/media/images/282852-mad-catz-cyborg-m-m-o-7.jpg
busdriverdan
What gamer in their right mind would use something that looks like a Decepticon who's power is to give people carpal tunnel?
Forbayn
I know. You would need at least 8 fingers to even begin to use it right. (ladies...)
ThriceEndowedSupremeDonkeyOfTheTrouserpod
It looks like transformer poop
KillingTheJoke1
omg you would pwn so hard with that
AuBoss
Always meant to buy one of these but just enjoy my Razors too much
Martinfort
I love R.A.T.'S!
thecommenterimgurdeserves
I feel like I would need twice as many fingers for this mouse.
EudemoniousEukaryote
rats
FinalPerfectZero
THAT'S MY MOUSE :OOO
Sleeptwitch
Me too :D or I have the other one
krytenofsmeg
how do you use those rotten pieces of shite?
FYIyouCanHaveExactlySixtythreeCharactersOnUrUsernameLikeThisOne
If you call that a piece of shit then you have not tried it...
krytenofsmeg
I have, I've tried countless variations as they're utterly personal but unless you have hands like Edward Scissorhands, I can't fathom those
FYIyouCanHaveExactlySixtythreeCharactersOnUrUsernameLikeThisOne
i personally like it very much as i have very large hands and the thumb rest is awesome too.
Sleeptwitch
Even if the mouse didn't look like a super comfy transformer, the overall quality is amazing and I haven't had any problems with it.
KILLTHEMWITHKINDNESS
The best thing about it is that they actually spelled Lamborghini wrong on the back of the car initially
Lolligaggger
Looks like something straight from star fox would fly/drive.
KillingTheJoke1
Do NOT do a barrel roll!
kamisushi
literally one car, one job and they blew it
ObviouslyNotTheOnlyKrautAround
if you look close enough at the 4th picture you can clearly see that Lamborghini is written perfectly right ;-)
BonkyMcSignFace
If you believe that isn't shopped, I have a moon rock I want to sell you
Thornbrier
There are serious questions as to the authenticity of those pictures. My vote: shopped.
imredheaded
Yea, probably shopped. Besides, who would take a photo of the brand and have part of it blurry?
Thornbrier
There are other, less blurry shots, but still easily shoppable.
nobodyblindedme
Bruce Wayne: "I'll take 2"
IsYourGarageDoorOpenYoudBetterGoCheck
Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts?
jrau18
"Goddamnit, Bruce. No. You need to stop this. Somebody already figured this shit out once, knock it off!"
jrau18
"No, Lucius. I am the night. I am darkness. And darkness claims whatever it wants, and I fucking want. Alfred, fetch the check book."
TheUnknownX
Tony Stark: "I'll make 1 in a cave with a box of scraps."
CarliuxRJ
Carsalesman: "Im sorry sir, Tony Stark take the other one..."
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omgycantigetaname777
And a little midnight blue, as an accent. Like only the cape and mask. But the boots have to match... Make em all midnight blue. Yeah...
PissinExcellenceSince1987
First try, nailed it.
stanic
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
ParthiansInPijamas
CoolHat
One to replace each of his parents
nobodyblindedme
CoolHat
Sick reaction gif bro!
SmartAleck08
I immediately thought of Jay Leno. He probably owns it.
TemplarGrandMaster
Bill Gates: "I'll take 1 every hour"
MafLoic
"Does it come in black?"
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missstabby
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME WHEN YOU'RE LIVING ON A DREAM!
zedavatar
"Or slightly darker black?"
JustCallMeBean
(whip sound)
jrau18
This question was weird. Why couldn't he just have it painted?
CountVorkosigan
Probably radar absorbing paint or something.
corneliusgansevoort
I think it was more lighthearted chuckle-bait.
MafLoic
Well I guess because that would involve more people unless he does it himself.
jrau18
Why not? He's rich. He can afford a three week course on how to detail vehicles.
jrau18
"Mister Wayne, would you care to explain this auto-body course you took?" "Yeah man, I wanted to, like, paint these sick ass flames 'n shit"
Maelchry
Thomas Wayne: "Please, do not spend it on fast cars, outrageous clothes, in the pursuit of a destructive lifestyle."
Laitharex
Reminds me of a certain Hot-Wheels car...
jetmosby
I know just the one… I just googled for about 5 minutes looking for a picture but I couldn't :(
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I have that car that I think you are mentioning about. I'll click a pic of it tomorrow & upload as I am too sleepy/lazy to do it tonight :)
Laitharex
Please do, and send the link :)
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Sorry for the delay, I forgot to click the pic :P. I think it might be this one. Its called Impavido 1: /a/t5nTk
Laitharex
I feel you, The silver one with the green cockpit. Gods have mercy.
jetmosby
What a great car… *sigh*
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Is it this one by any chance? :D /a/t5nTk
jetmosby
That one looks really close. I don't think that is the one I'm thinking about, though. Good try!