jmacg

5751 pts · May 16, 2014


‘Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo’ is a valid English sentence. Good luck.

12 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t really think children should be forced to enlist based on who their parents are. Barron is not a part of Donald, he is a distinct individual and should be judged and treated based on his own actions.

Of course, if there were to be a draft, he should be as eligible as any other person his age.

Does the US military have rules about family serving in the same chain of command? I imagine it could compromise discipline and decision making.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is significantly larger, especially the abdomen. She also insert her abdomen into cells to lay eggs, none of the other bees do that.

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

If you do ever try this:
-Make sure you are in regular contact with someone not travelling with you. Let them know where you are, where you are going, when you will get there and what to do if you don’t make contact.
-If your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, stay with your car. Do not try to walk to safety. The authorities almost always find the car before they find the corpse of the person who was driving it.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because teachers know to slip-slop-slap.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you hit the power button on an iphone 5 times it locks it, gives you options to make emergency calls and needs the combination to unlock.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I remember reading that a certain hub has a section for audio-description content.

4 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it was 90s with an art deco aesthetic. They called it ‘dark deco’.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It may seem like Doge was a massive screwup, but people forget it saved enough money to pay for almost a week of the war with Iran.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s no Captain Kirk. He’s not even a Zap Brannigan.

2 weeks ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

They probably just heard “schoolkids were killed”, mumbled something about “thoughts and prayers”, then got on with their day.

Like all the other times.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought too, but it doesn’t line up with the 6 million year ago time frame. Way too early for ancient humans to know about.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you can’t get the window closed, you’ll have a heck of a time getting the door open from the inside.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s plenty of things he could say that would make me clap and cheer. Such as “My left arm feels tingly all of a sudden.” or “Named Tronald’s having a stronk, call a trumbulance.”

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, from a purely taxonomic perspective there is one other problem. Not that Trump would be able to understand it.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I’ve never been to the US. I was considering it, then Trump was reelected. I’m thinking I will avoid it until:
-foreigners are safe to go there
-Republicans are out of power
-there has been a truth and reconciliation process
-the queue to urinate on Trump’s grave is under 45 minutes.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dammit, “donor”—>”do it”

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you donor with two Mobius strips with opposite twists, you end up with two interlinked hearts.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm surprised I only counted 3 shots to the groin.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heat has to go somewhere. On the ground, you can loose heat through radiation, conduction and convection. In space, you only have radiation, so heat is lost more slowly. Also, in space there is more radiation when the Sun is shining, which is most of the time, so additional heat coming in.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m not inclined to flirt with anyone who sorts their books by colour.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone outside the MAGAsphere and aware of who she is, perhaps. I think most people on the planet’s opinion of her is

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the post? I’m pretty sure it’s Orroral, Honeysuckle has a lot more trees around it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think thats the former Orroral Valley Tracking Station near Canberra. It’s a short distance from the former Honeysuckle Creek Tracking Station, where the signal from the first moon walk was received.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Usha was born in San Diego, she’s not an immigrant.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has there ever been a clean sweep at the Razzies before?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe the largest non-religious sex offender ring?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like she defragged her freckles.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0