jimwormmaster

18925 pts ยท May 19, 2014


Being noncompliant can get you in trouble in some cases (like work). Instead, be salty, defiant, and maliciously compliant :D

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am very confused right now o.o

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She in fact will not love it, because I want that for myself.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

DEMETRIUS: Villain, what hast thou done?

AARON: That which thou canst not undo.

CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.

AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second best, IMO. Best still has to go to Shakespeare, from Titus Andronicus.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And whatever you do, be wary if a fae says something like, "May I have your name?" "I will tell you what you can call me, but you may not have my name, for it is mine."

2 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

#29: Aggressively wholesome?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not surprised when she first asked her if she should be on the list, she preferred to bash Haley. That's the thing about these types. They will go for the insult to their perceived rivals first, and answer the question second (or more like fifth).

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who the heck thought it would be a good idea for a miscarriage to be a felony? That mom is probably in more pain than you could ever realize, and you're gonna arrest her for it.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And why marijuana was criminalized in the first place, IIRC.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a joke, a reference to the old meme/shit take where someone thought pee was stored in the balls.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just so that I can make sure to avoid this, what subreddit is this thing I shouldn't google found under? (I found a picture but not the video)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is what you get with 20 ranks in Escape Artist and a nat 20.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or there's always the good ol' Ouija board.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If it rarely gets a reaction, they should update the formula, maybe it's chemically imbalanced.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Payday 2 fans would disagree, lol. I find it hilarious that the Comically Large Spoon was bullied into existence. As was the golden variant.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A purebread horse?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where's the one with the chefs, above the El Dorado post, from?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gifts, you say?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The trick is not be confused about them, and embrace it :D

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22 Slower. Also, in the immortal words of FredoOnTV, gimme piece!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the 24 hour rule for entry is in all 50 states, but don't know on that one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She should have known better than to taunt la chancla o.o

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, fair.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0