2594 pts ยท February 8, 2014
We need love, not meaningless sex. You got a round butt? We're not impressed!
*concrete vagina
That sheep high as fuck
Probably just shot the dog cuz it's a black lab
Grapefruit: Best used for throwing in the trash
I like cow moose best
They suspended me for telling him to drive off a cliff
Highly deadly, black tarantula
Looks like your werewolf hide rejecting your body after being cut by a book.
Now do 50x50
I've seen a car jumped using a machete and random piece of wire in the same fashion.
Tis but a flesh wound
My ring is better than bacon!
This happened a mile from my house
I remember this level in uncharted
How a-dory-ble
Those are some beautiful retics!
Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!
Droid turbo 2
No ragrets!
It's a box turtle
It's a cap!
Foxtrot
Double dribble
Just watched this last night
A mile from my house
The Spanish Inquisition
Wtf is "organic tuna"
One day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt
We need love, not meaningless sex. You got a round butt? We're not impressed!
*concrete vagina
That sheep high as fuck
Probably just shot the dog cuz it's a black lab
Grapefruit: Best used for throwing in the trash
I like cow moose best
They suspended me for telling him to drive off a cliff
Highly deadly, black tarantula
Looks like your werewolf hide rejecting your body after being cut by a book.
Now do 50x50
I've seen a car jumped using a machete and random piece of wire in the same fashion.
Tis but a flesh wound
My ring is better than bacon!
This happened a mile from my house
I remember this level in uncharted
How a-dory-ble
Those are some beautiful retics!
Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!
Droid turbo 2
No ragrets!
It's a box turtle
It's a cap!
Foxtrot
Double dribble
Just watched this last night
A mile from my house
The Spanish Inquisition
Wtf is "organic tuna"
One day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt