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Apr 2, 2020 11:48 PM
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Photo: Funny Quotes, Pictures & Sayings
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Comment: Funny quote, no pictures
scuba7jb
On the plus side, he did get stopped for the red light.
Dukenukemx
That went over his head.
borocanuck
You trolling for upvotes?
myotherrideisyermom
Who run Barter Town?
CF22103
Stop quickly, but don’t go overboard
binky4me
YEET!
TheMagicMan98
"Dodge"
warmNchewey
Physics is hard.
Cobidom
Bet he feels like an idiot
Yorkpensioner
It should have been plain sailing
HumanFromPlanetEarth
"Fuck them red lights" - The Wire
ZepolTech
SAIL!!!
DaTT1978
I hope that RAMming was rePORTed AFTer it happened
starwarsmemes
Looks like the boat really rammed into him
originalmoomoo
Ahhh. I see you've met my husband.
Kiore
Foolproof.. boats are really heavy after all.
JamesF0790
Well he made a right aft of himself
copingcabana
Ironically, it wasn't able to dodge that
Medic36
Looks expensive
jayneseahawk
This happened a mile from my house
Maldraek
Nice crease.
LargePoutine
Figuring the damage was enough punishment, the cops let him off with a stern warning.
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Aft a good talking to
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
SuperDramaticFusion
I bow to you, sir.
SupposablyPersnickity
It’s clearly the boat drivers fault.
FlissFloss86Gaming
I saw him. Must've been doing 50 nauts in a 30 zone
SophiesMum
?
GrampasEroticPoetry
I think they’re called captains, or pilots, or Snorks.
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
Your mom's a snork
binky4me
A three hour tour. A three hour tour.
Sugarcrotch
RedRingOfObviousness
Obscure. I like it.
NeynasGhost
Gilligan's Island is obscure? Jesus. I feel old, and I'm not even THIRTY.
puente842124
Explain that one to Jake from Allstate
SarcasmSnob
Farmers knows a thing or two about it, though
jenniferpelota
(State Farm. State Farm!)
SophiesMum
He sounds hideous!
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
I opened up an old Pokemon record a few months ago. I forgot I named the starter Khakis after that commercial
sgtxsarge
Did you wear your Pokemon like a skin suit?
sixsi
Was the driver keeled?
RedRingOfObviousness
Stop light cams, amirite?!
AlmightyThor117
Hopefully not, but I bet he will have to clean the poop deck though
SophiesMum
AntRam95
He had to walk the plank
Vaeevictiss
That is a hull of a way to go
DieGeistreiter
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Take a bow, you salty dog
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Ooh. A double pun!
oneandoneandoneisthree
Hopefully they're having a sail at the boat store
lickwidghost
RedRingOfObviousness
Good ship lolly pop?
rickisuffer
Over
eleventythird
Doug said it will.
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
dontmindthescreaming
labmonkey4life
No, but he was given a stern warning
ClassyDumpster
He should have anchored it better.
MajorTom0101
Bow chicka wow wow!
RoastedSalted
I'd file a com-plank against the re-port-ing officer for not holstering his gunwale issuing said warning. Also sextant, futtock, & poopdeck.