jaymdoe

518 pts ยท April 23, 2015


You don't know me.

A place where anyone who wants a job can find one, cost of living is low, & there are 4 seasons. Who would want to live somewhere like that?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Best Value"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I clapped and squealed with delight throughout the whole scene. He is my favorite.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The "girl" Lego sets make me so angry. Why do they have to have curves?! Even the boxes are curvy! They are all too dumbed down and easy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was actually on a reality tv show.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it was right before Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband broke his glasses right before his first law school finals. They rushed him a new pair and sent a "snowman kit" and a g'luck note

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you marked this porn as mature.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At our house it means Big Back Window... we are on the hunt for the perfect SUV.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wrote a salty paper for confirmation after my class got in trouble (I was oot!!) and were to write about behaving. Should find and post!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

gah-ross

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She cried.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, people believe that Hep B is an STD. I had a friend who didn't get her daughter that one because "what baby is having sex?!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This reminds me of the story of the Nacirema, but nicer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to say, after being bitten in the face by a dog who acted friendly toward me only to lunge at my face, fuck those people.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You forgot the fart lines on Garry/Jerry/Terry/Larry Gergich/Gingrich

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Happy Birthday!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I demand to see April's face on these reposts. Don't repost if you are going to omit her reaction. Butt heads.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TMZ leaked the video and PETA is calling for a boycott of the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Donald Trump will be THE president, but not MY president. I don't own him. I don't have billions of dollars to influence his actions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barrack "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Obama

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And $250 for the nurse who put it on for you.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All I know is there were more than 10 formula recalls in the 2 years that I breastfed my son. My boobs were never recalled.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It never stops. They ask when the next one is coming after you have one. Eventually they hint that you should stop because you have enough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mother in law has one full of beta max tapes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a parent, I agree. It is about attention. Just look at their stupid drawings and watch them play legos. Put your phone down. Connect.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Part of our high school drivers ed was changing a tire and changing oil. Parents had to sign off that it was done.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck me up with that meat, daddy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0