jayemes

767 pts ยท October 12, 2012


Glad you kept the pictures - they're awesome

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what color was the sweater?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a banana for scale

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new owners may gut it but try not to stress. The memories aren't the house and the house isn't sentimental to anyone but you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gives me faith in humanity that everyone is as horrified by this image as I am.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

We have questions

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#truth

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you start out life napping, covered in tiny floofs, there's nowhere to go but down.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read that whole thing and now I don't know how to do math anymore. I think the stupid got on me. Send muffins.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's great sweetie, but you came in here an hour ago saying you were going to make us dinner" - hungry boyfriend, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I want to boop all the snoots

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She did a thing!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP's carpet deserves it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@OP where's the sauce? Tell us you didn't swipe that "alleged" newspaper.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Always upvote the good Muslims

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This changed everything. EVERY. THING.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like shooting fish in a - WOAH!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd make a bigger mess eating a sandwich than my kids do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well now it's a thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can see your bra

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiniest door ever! It's fruitastic

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude, where's the door?? +1 for trapping your enemies with fruity style

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I wonder if there would be corn in the poop in my pants if I was anywhere near this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's his man bun? Hipster fail.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boozledick Humblesnatch

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

F Reynolds. Marry Jackman. Hey, wait...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toys cost money. Bleach is... oh wait

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

So it's an Alanis Morissette song?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0