Asian computer geek from Boston. Also I'm left-handed. 40% of my posts are jokes, 40% are troll attempts, and 30% are bad math.
Asian computer geek from Boston. Also I'm left-handed. 40% of my posts are jokes, 40% are troll attempts, and 30% are bad math.
Tell DoorDash. Get him fired. Imagine if a deliverman said "I'm sorry, I don't deliver to ni**ers". Fired so fast his head would spin.
Step 1: Show her your dick. She will laugh hysterically. Step 2: Ask for sex.
So why don't you use metric time, Europe? The French invented that along with SI. What's wrong? Unwilling to learn a new system?
Back when she was an actual character with depth instead of a masturbation aide.
25 books full of angsty anti-establishment crap that literature professors have decided are important.
"My porpoise? I'm a porpoise."
#10 - "Tastes pretty good, boss" - "What?... WHAT!?"
That was actually a terrible shot. If he'd missed the hole it would have rolled 30 feet away.
I liked the comic. Guess I'm in the minority.
OP, we're going to have to talk about that title...
"Ridiculous"? I think you misspelled "awesome".
If you give a girl as much drugs as that girl took, she'll look at you like that, too.
No city on Earth masturbates about itself quite as much as New York.
I don't think you understand how statistics works.
If this is what you want, watch men's swimming.
Turns out you can't build a movie out of "Males 16-40 like to masturbate to Harley Quinn".
Overly attached employee.
I'll stop jerking off to imaginary women when women stop jerking off to imaginary vampires.
Each one of these begins with a cheap-ass finding a product online costing 1/10th of what it normally would and thinking they found a deal
Yeah.
Well, they have breasts, so I assume they have them for a reason.
Hey, you're posting gifs of the Olympics! That's illegal! How can this be happening!?
Okay it's 2:28am on Aug 6. In the future I'll be able to tell people the exact moment I became Gay.
If I wanted to read a bunch of Trump logic, I'd just eat some alphabet soup, shit it out, and see what it said.
Slomo so slow you can see the exhaust pipes bounce with each of their cylinders' exhaust strokes.
Really I was just trolling. I wasn't prepared for reasoned counterargument. Here's an upvote to buy your silence in my conspiracy.
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The Exploration era sucked for pretty much everyone but the British, yeah.
No! All people are the same!
Good luck enforcing that, IOC.