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Aug 8, 2016 9:01 PM
Icedtorch
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WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Don't tell me how to live my life! Stop dressing as one asshole.
TheMadMason
Then stop dressing up like them buddy!
LargeHoman
*jerks off to this picture instead*
Panzer89
Don't post pictures of yourself holding a sign on the internet, bad people change the words:
CorneliusCornwall
Don't tell me what to do
littlegoblin
Says the person dressed up as a imaginary character
Crimx42
She wants you to masturbate to her
breastmilkicecream
Barjack
I bet that sign backfired when someone fired on her back
Vysard
Alright, if you insist. *whips it out, starts jerking off right in front of her.*
MeGrimlockKickButt
Guess I'll go have sex with my imaginary girlfriend instead.
Howdoilife
Don't tell me what to do Mom!
discclaimer
Well, she's real, so... : unzips:
Thephedora
says the person dressed as an imaginary woman.
blackandwhites
Stop dressing up as imaginary characters to get attention loser..es
BitchButcher
Is that an invitation?
GotLeverage
Can I have sex with a woman dressed as an imaginary character?
krapmyself
Well then. You gonna fuck me? Whats that? No? Then how about shut the fuck up.
peterteiderneimann3
Its a man
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Sup?
tetracycloide
Obligatory 'username checks out.'
Calclance
http://imgur.com/aWFsDus
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
CrispyNougat
I'll gladly date this girl.
WillDrug
Okay. You're real, though! *Unzips*
NightWolf78
Joke's on you. I jerk off to imaginary men.
CelestialOrionX
OH YEAH!
PMmeyourboibutts
HAH!
Archeangel2020
No.
HMSFirestar
You, my friend, are resolute and strong...especially in your right arm
programEverything
i agree with this one
Jiddybit
Gotta admire your defiance.
Sheeridan
Hey i wanted to say that!
crossflip
Amen
MoralRectifier
TWSS.
BaselessRumors
nightripper
Cptmike
here here
thatduckingguy
She wants all the wanks to her self
AmyGeez
Damn it i have to do it. Herself*
g0st
Jokes on her, I'm fapping to her now.
HoneyBadgerSC05
Took the word out of my mouth.
CenturianImgurian
Must've been while you were kissing imaginary women.
HoneyBadgerSC05
Wanking to, thank you very much.
Strostkovy
Hey, put it back!
goonzilla
TryingNotToComment
I don't have a waifu
nightripper
celi4
This waifu is particularly shit. (src : kill la kill)
CommanderCaribou
Stop dressing up as them you sexual confused marmoset
DepravedSoul
All porn is imaginary. You're not actually fucking that pornstar. To each their own. Quit shaming.
Zeinox
You raise an important point but I feel like this is more of a running joke as the person is in cosplay.
NewestImgurUser
Quit jerking it to drawings
Mahjarrat
That sweet imaginary Mona Lisa bj :D
krapmyself
There's also the fact that it's nothing but pixels.
aesthesia1
real porn is worse. It's faked, plastic women and ugly men with unrealistic penises making people think it's ok to speed hump assholes
MechaNinja
Even "real" porn is nothing but pixels.
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
Unless you're on set while they're filming and jerking off.
conTrollingyou
who wants to put actual effort for going to the set just to jerk off? unless you actually work there
MechaNinja
@DickPicAndNoChill I think I just met your brother ...
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
That's a great username
KDA420
Ok she asked for it...
Gildreign
He*
KDA420
To late to stop now.
CristhianIR
*too
KDA420
What do you expect with one handed typing?!
CristhianIR
A stick keyboard and hopefully an accidental, self inflicted head shot... Efukt.com if anyone wants to..
HandoB4Javert
It's a real problem in Japan. Young adults never go out and meet other young adults, especially of the opposite sex. Population is dropping.
hopefulwriter
I blame Netorare.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Guess who's becoming a door to door salesman
MYNAMEISBOILER
Fortunately I am going to stay there for a few weeks and I, in contrast to them, love going out. Especially with the opposite sex!
doctorN0PE
TIME BOMB TICKING
zombiekiller0
I think I live in japan
Basher626
In Japan the males have to be successful before the women will look at them. That is why over 40% of male population over 30 still virgins.
Basher626
I'd masturbate to everything too if that were the case here
Pholion
It´s a part of the problem but not really the problem. Most men/women also only focus on career then getting a family.
TwistedAttitudes
Not going out and meeting others isn't really the reason... People go out all the time they just choose career over marriage. (1)
TwistedAttitudes
Especially relevant to women since being married for them is a detriment in terms of career. Expected to be mothers and look after family. 2
DankLinguine
Guess us western men will have to Ghenkis Khan the population in Japan
Spanglah
Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
Deathfrombelow
Low birth rates are being reported from around the world. Germany just surpassed Japan last year.
questionableanswers
It has a lot of reasons in german society. Main issues are a toxic personal success ideology and both having to work fulltime for a family
questionableanswers
The rich and educated are too busy with their own luck, the poor or average people have to work hard only to barely meet ends each month.
Abowlofoatmeal
If only it would have happened China
Wastyvez
China's population is also starting to drop because there's not enough women.
nobodyblindedme
russia has the opposite problem, apparently
ddpv
Bullshit, that is such a small percentage it has no influence. The real issue is that everyone now has to work and has no time to raise kids
HandoB4Javert
30% fall in population by 2050 is some large bull http://themarketmogul.com/japans-population-crisis/
ddpv
I was calling bullshit on your claimed cause. Your article shows an effect, not proof for your cause.
HandoB4Javert
Part of the article which does have the proof, you choose to ignore? http://www.economist.com/blogs/banyan/2014/03/japans-demography
ddpv
Where in that article is proof for your claim of shutins being the cause for the decline then? Which paragraph?
TwistedAttitudes
You picked the 2nd of the two reasons (which was probably exagerrated) and misinterpreted the population fall as being solely due to it.
HandoB4Javert
Never said sole reason, just a large part of it. When were you last in Japan and when are you going next? April this year and October next.
TwistedAttitudes
Sorry looking back I think I thought you were emphasizing one reason over the other, when you probably weren't doing that. Sorry about that
TwistedAttitudes
Also literally zero sources for the information described. In fact I'm pretty sure that she just google translated the word Otaku.
shimmernshine
Part of that is protestation against established and antiquated age traditions that say a woman is too old or leftover by the time she's 30.
Wastyvez
Also Japan's conservative marriage/gender work relations views. Marriage/kids = stay at home, so a lot of women choose career over marriage.
Deathfrombelow
What's going on in Japan is incredibly complicated and affect each sex differently. For more info on the subject, google: Hikikomori.
shimmernshine
I was there in 1999, I witnessed people of both genders and a wide variety of ages with feelings for and against the old ways.
PitchforkSalesperson
Also the fact that women are somewhat expected to stay home to raise the children after marriage.
borgmaster
As apposed to america where guys are all over 30year olds because they label them as experienced.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
I'll take all the 30+ year old Japanese women. Problem = solved
shimmernshine
An elegant solution was never spoken by a more appropriately named vector.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
That's probably the first time the word elegant has been used to describe anything related to me.
shimmernshine
Sometimes the peg just falls into the hole.
Kappa043
I mean, it isn't a popular opinion because muh feminisms. But if a woman isn't married by 30 in the US, there's a good fucking reason.
RePete21
Like not settling for the nice guy brony? That's a pretty good reason
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Hiboredimdad
The wording here is a bit rough, and you're apt to be down voted to oblivion;but you're not wrong. Hold on to that.
shimmernshine
could be one of many.
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Donnarhahn
Depends. Average age of a first time mother in San Francisco is 35. A more educated and employed pop of women is more likely to wait.
Kappa043
You're confusing marriage and motherhood. My mother had me at 35, but she'd been married 10 years at that point. It's apples and oranges.
CaveGod
Stop dressing like one.
Diverjojo
There's a big difference between having fun and dressing up like your favorite character and being a pathetic fatass attracted to 2d waifus
Howdoilife
You sound like you need some waifu in your laifu. Don't be so butthurt and try to enjoy life.
Diverjojo
Anime is for communist Nazis and weaboo faggots. Waifus are trash, I'm not attracted to cartoon characters
EzraFell
Nazis were fascists. Their government worked hand in hand with nationalist corporations to control the economy. That's not Communist.
LimeMime565
Wow. That is the worst attempt at trolling I've seen awhile. Seriously everyone sees the skinhead coming from a mile away.
CometLaHal
lmao communist nazis learn to troll better
Howdoilife
I mean...ok? There's a way to not like thing and not be a total cunt about it but I see that's not for you. Enjoy being sad.