Fuckin' roasted duck!

8 years ago | 2 1

"HEY! You ever had your asshole eaten by a fat man in an overcoat?"

8 years ago | 3 0

Unfinished sentences are WHAT? IM WAITING IN SUSPENSE HERE, BUD!

8 years ago | 3 0

One black coffee, comin' up!

8 years ago | 5 1

At first, I read this as though you meant a hammer from the McDonald's menu... guess I need a mcdouble now...

8 years ago | 2 0

Well, I mean, we could, right?

8 years ago | 17 0