ithurtswhenIP

2728 pts · February 28, 2013


The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

Wow!! Thank you so much!!! Great job! How can I repay you?

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You HAVE to see Life itself, in prime. That one completely changed me for the good.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too have eaten tacobell...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to go to there...

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Instagram is over there...

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Facebook is over there...

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I'm both...That's why I'm fat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's me in the spot light.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else zoom in amd see gow hairy she is?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Is...is that Beth from the walking dead?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be a dumbass. This could be your family.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Nude pics mater...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was there...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP you should start posting recent pic of your playmates as well.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are doing God's work my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: he framed her father for murder.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 7

You shall not pass! - Gandalf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong! It was blitz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why for no zoom?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonner wood. It's VERY special. It's only found in my pants some say.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Thanks op. I was trying to barbecue.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mexico, just doesn't have the regulations needed for these type of things...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My balls feels so empty now...I'm going to bed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My buthole after eating taco bell.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Lock in the seventh chevron!!"

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Source!...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Source!...

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