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cheers I guess Imgur, to long life! P.s-HOLY CRAP!!! FP!!! I am incredibly hung over today,thanks for all the bday wishs,love and also hate:) Love you Imgur
Dec 7, 2016 10:14 AM
HouseofWeiner
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cheers I guess Imgur, to long life! P.s-HOLY CRAP!!! FP!!! I am incredibly hung over today,thanks for all the bday wishs,love and also hate:) Love you Imgur
ratchet3789
You don't look a day over 40
Ewokwithastickgif
You look fucking rough for thirty. Sorry bro.
Lamech777
Well this is pathetic
Pliznot
So ?!
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
You look like shit. But yeah 30...
bb2b
Nah, you don't look thirty at all. Forty, maybe. Maybe thirty *after* a forty.
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
Instructions must have been unclear. You put the lime IN THE COCONUT.
bhikku
K
b4nned
Just a wee whipper snapper!
ggwhorea
Wow this girl...... RIP.
ithurtswhenIP
Facebook is over there...
papixander
Who gives a fuck, I'm 35 go the fuck to sleep. and get an adult bed or whatever.
ClassicSwanson
Do you know you can eat chocolate cake in bed? There is literally nobody policing this.
tarWHOdis
broderix
Where are your cats?
HalfAsleepAtBest
As an 18 year old you're really not selling this 'life' thing to me very well.
rostit
its better after 35.
hunglikehodor
The reality of all your hopes and dreams slowly caving in on you will slowly kill you.. on the inside.
gregorclegane
FUCK EVERYTHING, I wish someone had given me that advice at your age.
MustardHeadmaster
Oh you have no fucking idea. Good luck.
sundaymondayhippyday
At 18 she wouldn't have listened to it either
SerialChillinSpree
Life? for you? go forth and make mistakes, ask girls/guys out a bunch, study slow and learn things with all your being, don't get arrested.
HalfAsleepAtBest
Well I can check the mistakes and slow studying off that list.
r3dd3r
weed or hayfever?
naveenudawella
I'm no expert. But she seemed to have been crying.
r3dd3r
Could still be weed or hayfeaver, it doesn't have to be the existential dread
Tedermaan
Outstanding "being dead inside" cosplay! +1
kidwest84
Is today your birthday? Today is my birthday! So, if you said yes to the question, then happy birthday to us! If not, happy birthday to me!
KeeleonOhms
Happy Birthday!
kidwest84
Thanks! My water heater busted in my house in celebration of my birth! So I can't be that mad at it I guess. Good intentions I suppose...
KeeleonOhms
HoraceSlughorn
You're looking good...for someone twice your age.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
30s were WAY better than my 20s
JumpTheCheeseburger
I turn 30 in a few months, I sure as shit hope so.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
still have a few months, im hoping for wizard powers.
SerialChillinSpree
Early 30s. I'm keep thnkng what i did in 20s is somehow catapult me into now, haven't seen it yet. I realize how much of commodity time is.
orDNary
You don't look a day past 50. Good on you!
lenomdeplume
asspimple
Technically correct
thehoopiestfrood
The best kind of correct.
ArtOzz
Thats just mean. :P
biglovetravis
But it is true.
orDNary
There's nothing like a nice cup of "fuck-you" to get the day going
Lawfulbirch
Get some sleep? Maybe? No? Okay, you're 30 so you know when to go to bed
TheCobb1
Hahahahahaha! Bed! I live off of 4 hours a night and the ambition to get more sleep
StrangeTamer8
My life in a nutshell (':
twokittez
hagb
Doesn't work after 30. Nobody will let you sleep.
Preincarnage
Ikr?
HeroThatWasNeeded
She's upset about being a wizard right? Tsk tsk tsk.
sundaymondayhippyday
A sad little purple Wizardess! Maybe she wants a birthday cake with her cand?
sundaymondayhippyday
Candles
Aibell125
Is being 30 bad? I don't get this post. I'm 31 and very happy to be 31...does 30 suck?
jandrem
Maybe she doesn't have her shit together yet, and 30 feels like "oh no, now I have to be a grown up." Just wildly guessing.
SpecimenSpiff
It's different for everybody, of course, but generally most people seem to view 30 as being the end of youth and therefore not great.
foxmsfDD
For real. 30 wasn't too bad, but being 31 I haven't had that rock bottom look. Have some wine @op
HeroThatWasNeeded
Something tells me she's sad about being a virgin or single?
AdmJota
Or maybe she just had an un-celebrational birthday?
kelevrah
Oh yes a real dirty age!
Aibell125
Why?
kelevrah
I think that was just in my case... Can't really tell you but depression starts when i got 30...original i tried to make a wordplay...
kelevrah
30 dirty hmm, but i am sure it is a cool age if you are in a good shape! And it slowly gets better, in my live!...
kelevrah
Did not want to confuse you sorry! Just a bad wordplay! ????ok?
HouseofWeiner
hip hip!
tacticalbox
Cool, me too. Let's be friends
ArtOzz
HIP!!!
ArtOzz
Someone missed the Dresden Files reference. Cold Days. A line from the Za Lords Guard.
appociappo
hurray!
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
SADNESS! happy birthday, and I'm sure you'll have a very forgettable and small funeral when you die of alcoholism in 13 years!
hajimedj
To be square!
MrRandomUK
Happy birthday... I'm 32 and a bit of a weird creep on the internet..... i'll let myself out...
Roachqt
Hurray. Hip hip! Hurray! Hip hip! Mr. Krabs! I'm 23 today and still quoting spongebob.
AtomicEchelon
Hip? Hip-hop? Hip-hop-anonymous? DAMN YOU! YOU GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES!
KrondorMocker
.........REPLACEMENT!!!!! Happy 30th
Arsikere
yay being drunk!
zahnkem
Vodka
Cartoones
Don't worry, I'd wine and dine the shit out of u ;)
Ewokwithastickgif
Congrats! You're pathetic!
ScrewedScrew
I turned 30 5. Day. Take one for me too!
gingerpholife
I wood.
Janusha
Its downhill from around 27, isnt it.
insertcointocontinue
hurray!
moseywosey
Hurray! Also ur pretty cute. U look 25 so that's not bad.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
https://media.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/giphy.gif
Megarith
Hurra!
ThinkBackwards
...meh.
BaronetDecados
It's not so bad. Pick a plan and do it. Found your own Johnstown
CziltangBrone
Johnstown or JONEStown?
BaronetDecados
Him to, but yes that's the one. start a cult, get sex slave. have them all commit suicide when you die from cancer. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Muffinman41
Fuck you
HouseofWeiner
why?
HouseofWeiner
l
yelkcubnwahs
Me too
bluesman11
sundaymondayhippyday
So sad..... don't show Morgan043 he shouldn't see this he sounds kinda down today
morgan0073
I'm good. No worries.
wetfeet
drunkade
Horny4Goat
Huzzah
Conflict
Hey at least you have your looks still. Happy Birthday!
LokiShinigami
hop, and you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
toystory2wasok4
Thank you... That's going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day
JustusPost
nrobertson12321
Literally never knew what they said there.
ThecommentFarmer
iTzBadAiim
Rappers delight much....
TedTheodore
You could always get naked for money, that could make you feel appreciated for a fleeting moment...
HouseofWeiner
if i get naked now, how much?
TheOGPooner
The manies
LokiShinigami
Well right now all we can give is fake Internet points. But after you see the positive reaction you get, join a cam site I suppose.
devasto
Tree fiddy
LokiShinigami
Depends on the site you use, how they handle tips and what you do and how much you do/show.
CheshirePhoenix
At least several monies.
gentlej84
At least a dollar.
AngryOtters
I'm already there, let's all get naked!
TheBigBadBosh
Like sooo much
AngryOtters
Your reply made me laugh like sooo hard. Seriously
Muttmutt
AngryOtters LITERALLY laughed.
TheBigBadBosh
Haha well excellent
TedTheodore
Well, with the currency transfer rate at what it is and the current Mill rate declining, add in the cost of inflation... about Tree fiddy.
adrizen
Tip one to breaking Imgur selfie rule. Be attractive. Hypocrites.
HorseGirlErection
Or a minority.
Seanspeed
I'm pretty sure this chick is actually probably quite good looking once she's rested, dressed and has a bit of fresh makeup on.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
I mean...I think this reached the FP because it's an unflattering picture. At least judging from the comments...
KeeleonOhms
An unflattering picture of an obviously attractive person....
adrizen
WholesomeAsFuck
Or so unattractive it becomes funny
lenomdeplume
A female will Ferrell.
lenomdeplume
*be buxom
HouseofWeiner
I was really drunk when I posted this, but thank you for thinking I look semi decent drunk outta my mind:)
lenomdeplume
I think you misunderstood...
adrizen
When people look much worse than you and have the audacity to post a selfie, this site is brutal.
iggyface
I think its because its not flattering so op has no guile and gets a pass.
IcandowhateverIlike
For a site that openly hates women we sure get them to the front page a lot.
adrizen
Yep. Regular girl post selfie, downvoted to oblivion. Creeper posts a list of pornstars? Straight to the top
LZYRMN
Cool I'm 35. Is this a thing now? Declaring your age on Imgur?
gaka25
You must post a selfie for whoring for that attention.
LZYRMN
Nah man I'm good. I don't need attention.
gaka25
You're right, that's exactly why you're not posting your selfie on a popular image sharing site oh wait....
LZYRMN
You're right. I haven't and I wouldn't.
gaka25
I'm not sure if you're trolling or just aren't aware that you posted your selfie to imgur...a popular image sharing site.
gaka25
..........MY EXTREME APOLOGIES FOR SEEMING LIKE A CUNT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS OP REPLYING FOR SOME REASON I AM GREATELY EMBARRASSED.
LZYRMN
Lol.
FakeBackStories
Jessica, 30, works in sales, owns 2 cats. Favorite show is Gilmore Girls, drives a 5 year old Toyota Yaris. Anti-social, but lonely
klayb
+1 for shitting on a depressed attention whore, you are doing the lords work my son
purplewhale92
This describes my life almost perfectly, you just have the age, job, and car wrong.
fdatrickomorty2
Username checks out
toastmqa
Pshh, typical
DukeBombadil
My wife, 30, is an Architect, co-owns 3 cats, favorite show is Gilmore Girls, drives a 9 year old Toyota Yaris - Anti-Social, but not lonely
CynicalScientist
I'm 24, 3 cats, 16 year old Camry that's dented as fuck, work in Payroll.
CynicalScientist
Oh favorite show currently is Bob's Burgers.
edtwozeronine
My name isn't Jessica, but I do drive a Toyota Yaris.
janiejones987
Anti-social is what criminals are. I think you mean introverted.
DamnICouldHaveHadThatUsername
What? Introverted ≠avoiding social life. Anti-social is the correct term here.
LOlivingVE
Hi! Not to be obtuse, is this a joke about breaking the 'social contract' and thus anti social? Or like serial killer attributes..?
TemptedByApples
Username checks out.
Kyrorayne
Secretly is into bdsm and hot candle wax. Has 2 bad-dragon dildos
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
did someone need a dragon?
VulpesIncendium
Bad-dragon you say?
CristhianIR
It's a Bingo!
NotSoDarkKnight
Ya just say "bingo"
HighSlayerRalton
Not if you're a Mario brother you don't.
JeepJoop
Bingo
MrDiggySmalls
Nyet97
Don't you mean asocial, not antisocial
morgan0073
Really. Try 44 living alone no cats or dogs. Girl dumped his ass. No family no friends no loved ones. Drowning in debt. Nothing to live for.
RooplePooples
Well, it could be worse
sundaymondayhippyday
I hear BC is beautiful this time of year.... and in most days of the year too
morgan0073
It's 25 below Celsius here.
sundaymondayhippyday
What's that in C? I'm Australian
morgan0073
That is in C. Celsius. But closer to -40 is the same in Fahrenheit. Your weather must be nice.
misssadventure
You okay, bud?
morgan0073
I'm fine thanks for asking.
raykwondo
Get a cat. Caring for something else is a reason to live, even if the something else is just a cat. Plus they don't ask for much
TrijezniMujo
I dunno... order a pizza? get some sleep. think of a battle plan
forthoseabouttobork
Jesus, can I hug you??
GHOSTOFKEITHRICHARDS
morgan0073
Really I'm getting downvoted. Man what a tough crowd
iwantapiggy
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=SmC7HNQqtbg :)
tothe9ines
That sure does sound worse than the original comment.
FakeBackStories
Morgan, 44, gets a fresh start at life. Finds some new hobbies, and gets involved in the community. Soon, Morgan has a reason to smile. GL.
OscarPotatos
FakeBackStories is the hero we need right now.
Nyet97
This needs to become a thing. Take the mantle @fakebackstories . Become one of the imgur legends
Nearlyburly
Do mine. 46, wife walked out on me and 7 year old. Could not afford mortgage and daycare, so moved back in with mom and dad. Sold the 1/
FakeBackStories
I'm not giving you a back story, instead I urge you to make your own future. Good luck, keep your face to the sun.
Nearlyburly
LOL Thanks
Nearlyburly
house for a 25K loss, trying to pay back the loans I took out before looking for a new place.
morgan0073
Let me redirect you to my previous comment.
88PeppyPeppers
Find a fun new hobby that has you interacting with a few people. Make new friends. Enjoy what life has to offer. A better mind set will help
tothe9ines
Username is appropriate.
Vectorman2
Of course you have something to live for, you ever have pizza?
morgan0073
Pizza rocks. My favorite is pizza Hut.
HouseofWeiner
MINE TOO!
Melanorosaurus
Actually it's Melissa and I drive a 3 year old Ford Focus, but, yeah.
boingclashboom
I love my 8 year old Yaris. It's looks like a spaceship but with great gas mileage lol
foreveralice
I call my Yaris Jarvis, but should have gone with Tardis because it's bigger on the inside
Spoonland
36 years here, it only get worse. get used to it!
bentwrenches
52 here. It gets better. I have a good paying job, no debt, a grown son that is my best friend, and just joined a new band that is awesome.
rickmk
Not Really my 30s have been better than my 20s I'm oddly surprised.
Ewokwithastickgif
Then you are doing something wrong
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TheUbermover
Me too. That moment when you're closer to 40 than 30 is a bitter one.
mt77932
39 here. At least I got to see the Cubs win a World Series in my lifetime.
thevortexmaster
35 her and I love life. Always have
kleopatralala
don't say that :(
tratratralala
Me too and I can't wait for the 40's crisis.
sovietfedor
Do you feel like your life is almost over?
Spoonland
as you get older you realize that everything becomes more and more dank
sovietfedor
Well, I guess it depends on a person. I hope to stay positive. And I know quite a bit of cheerful old people. Take my dad for instance.
Spoonland
Your dad seems like a good chap but I gotta decline, not going to take him. You can keep him for a while. But thanks
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BigAdam
Knew it was a good plan to learn to tie a noose. I'll just cash out now.
Spoonland
Well said, You Magnificent Bastard!
GapingAnalCavity
You're doing it wrong. I'm also 38 and life has progressively gotten more and more awesome.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Well duh. It's because of your...well...you know...
screamingwinemaker
hahahaha
TrijezniMujo
Well, fuck you and your happiness, Belle.
ralphie84
38 hasn't been bad. 2016 has been bad.
AstroFizX
32 here. Wth I thought it was gonna get better???
Spoonland
in a way yes. less to live
tothe9ines
There's some depressing fuckers on here. I'm 36 and having a delightful time. Life is what you make of it.
SwedishRationalist
Any tips for another 36yo who happens to be kinda miserable? :P
tothe9ines
Get out there! I know it's cliche but I've had to force myself out of my comfort zone more times than I can count. Most experiences will/1
SwedishRationalist
I "get out there" a lot actually, since I dance a lot. Mostly salsa. Haven't made me any less single so far though.
tothe9ines
/2 Be lame or worse but eventually you'll find something or someone worth hanging with. It's just a matter of time. Don't get discouraged.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
TOS violation over here. Read the fine print. No talk of happiness.