irmonkey

4175 pts ยท August 27, 2013


And Primus the year before. And Weird Al again this year.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have found that the more words there are in the name, the less likely the purchaser will actually play it.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least your brain didn't DROP the whole sentence.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a die hard hotbot user until I accidentally shifted my hand one character to the right on that last letter.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the flickering textures from the old GPU kind of gave that away.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe on an old Ender.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would probably laugh if my entire team didn't get laid off last year because the company hired a ML engineer who promised they could replace our team with AI. (They were not able to and the ML engineer quit 3 months later)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure. But only once.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So it's Trump's no-sharpie moment in response to all of the auto-pen nonsense?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Red sign across the street is in Thai.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People who refuse to vaccinate their children elected a felonious rapist to the presidency. Does this surprise you?

3 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Didn't Shrub spend over half of his presidency at his ranch in Texas?

4 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Or that God hates us all.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like they're delicate and their feelings get hurt easily. Kind of like when you try to pick up an individual piece of snow. What are those things called again?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of when I saw a sign for "CrossFit: Extreme Snow Shoveling" when I was living in Pennsylvania.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hourly.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They wanted to change the cast over every season and NBC said no. They had no plays for the season 1 cast after that arc concluded.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

No, you _still_ suck at mastering.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're also better than people. But people smell better than reindeers. Except for Kristoff.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm not smiling because I have to talk to a child rapist and auctioneer on a daily basis."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have absolutely no clue how low the bar can actually be.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turning down a job offer at Twitter was probably the best feeling in my life.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comparing anything to an election where Elon Musk had his thumb on the scale isn't really a comparison. What were the results in that county before Elon meddled?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw the opposite. They denied to cover my wife in November because she has hashimotos syndrome.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Obviously Hillary's email server did it.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I hope I'm able to sit on the jury for at least one of the trials that will follow this administrations reign.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Nazis are going to do Nazi things.

1 month ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Let's see the medical report on your bullet pierced ear.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is Elliot wearing slippers?

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh those poor Nazis....I mean babies. Those poor babies. Fuck.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0