ipson

13225 pts ยท March 28, 2013


I think it's more likely that the more people talked about him, they also talked about jury nullification, and if there is ever ANY hope of getting a "fair" jury (fair meaning ignorant) they needed to quit talking about him so they could find people who hadn't already heard of the guy and/or Jury nullification.

Honestly, even if they tried him WITHOUT jury nullification, I don't think they have the same guy. Different jacket, different backpack, different eyebrows. They're setting him up

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's bra.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think the problem is that masks don't protect you from someone else... they protect everyone else from YOU... but in Texas, assholes don't care if you get sick from germs they spread. In their mind, that's a YOU problem.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook is just you signing up for spam. Some of it is family spam, the rest of it is bullshit, but it's all spam. There was a brief period where Facebook may have helped people reconnect, but that time is long gone now and the only thing left is marketing 3.0.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

The original tweet was funnier: Someone replied that they used Linux as a kid and she told him they were excluding autistics from the study so they didn't skew the results.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The character goes on to become a teacher and eventually a wealthy woman through her hard work and good character. The story was meant to teach children moral lessons, but over time, the phrase "goody two-shoes" became an ironic or derogatory term for someone who is virtuously smug or priggishly well-behaved."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The story's protagonist is a poor orphan girl named Margery Meanwell who only has one shoe. After a wealthy man gives her a complete pair of shoes, she's so happy that she shows everyone her "two shoes," saying "two shoes, two shoes!" Her gratitude and subsequent virtuous behavior lead people to call her "Goody Two-Shoes" (with "Goody" being a shortened form of "Goodwife," a polite term of address for women of lower social status at the time, similar to "Mrs.")."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#32 I actually studied this and found this answer:
"The phrase "goody two-shoes" has an interesting literary origin - it comes from a children's story published in 1765 called "The History of Little Goody Two-Shoes," published by John Newbery (the same person the Newbery Medal is named after)."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude looks like a thumb with a badge on it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT'S A RESONANCE CASCADE FAILURE!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cybertruck is one sexy dumpster. I would love to throw my trash in there... too bad it can't hold very much, or haul very much, or go very far...or do anything a truck is expected to do.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I asked an AI to translate the phrase (as they typed it) and got "Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the Universe, who has granted us life, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this moment." as the translation. BUT without the context provided I don't think I would have understood the joke.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least they didn't add "loosing customers"

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not doubting you, I'm just saying that the joke was supposed to be "Fingering A minor"...So I guess they just counted on me assuming that was what they did.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought the joke was "Fingering A Minor"

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

from that high up? The fail wouldn't have been funny.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not just the Mangroves, but the womangroves and childrengroves too!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about never letting more than a pocket full of change built up at once in the first place? I guess for those people who like to see a big drum of change turn into $650 or whatever this isn't a good deal, but they're also the kinds who drop it into coinstar rather than using it like this

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tried being independently wealthy so that you can afford the best doctors money can buy? Apparently that works for certain people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a story about mountain goats following people around because of the salt in their pee. They wanted that salt pretty bad apparently.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're so good at restoring this photo how come it keeps getting messed up again? Hmm?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know of anyone more badass for getting a silver medal instead of gold. It's like the medal didn't matter, but the fact he was just there doing his thing without needing a ton of extra gear meant he was that good.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0