invaderjak

541684 pts · August 13, 2012


This is my profile. Good to the last drop. Doesn't get any better than this. This is my profile, and its ending one sentence at a time.

asthma treatment, for those wondering

3 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

it came from the goofy language people use to censor themselves on TikTok or YouTube so they can appease the algorithm

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck off

3 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

Also short for pedophile

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure I've heard of him, but I only really hear of the ones that make rounds on youtube

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which clown wrote this one?

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Follow these directions to a T and you will open windows in your future! (This message brought to you by Safelite auto glass)

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and we've learned nothing since then, except how to consolidate individual trusts into larger trusts

5 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

damn that looks delicious

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit, not John Lithgow! I just looked up an article saying that he almost backed out due to JKR's views on trans people, he should've quit

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've never had banana bread with a banana on top

6 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

*planet. He will unleash a nuclear firestorm across the planet to avoid accountability.

6 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Oh, that will take a century+ before we see improvement on that front. What I meant was there is zero chance of us undoing just the last 15 months in the next 50 years.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you're missing what I mean by "staged". A staged assassination attempt always ends up with a dead patsy.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure? The only outcome is that you'll be dead and he won't be.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously trump came up with the deal first and Obama stole it from him! (is /s necessary?)

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

psh, thats what underpants are for

7 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He will probably have to stage another assassination attempt with how bad he’s messed things up

20 hours ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

We have the potential for greatness, but there is zero chance of it coming within the next 50 years. Not after what he’s done in the last 15 months.

20 hours ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

They say shit like this but call AOC unqualified because she was a bartender

22 hours ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

This is why women choose A. Baer

23 hours ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 10

I understand they want to indoctrinate kids with christianity as early as possible, but its always hilarious to me that they fight to have the 10 commandments posted publicly in schools or govt buildings with the claim of promoting morality, while dodging the fact that roughly half are nothing about morals.

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Until like 2 days ago, I never zoomed in on this, I just thought it was the same pink pixel posted daily.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Trump likes big muscular men

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

why the weird angles on the pedo-wagon?

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God handed Moses a list of 10 commandments, and 4 of them were about himself, 5 if you want to argue that honoring parents applies to him.

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damn I wish I could afford that tablesaw

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it means green grass is made of piss and tears or something. IDK, I'm not polish

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