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48637 pts ยท May 28, 2015


Well... We don't know how big or small that kid is...

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Guy: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: sir, its gaspacho. Guy: right, okay. Guy: gaspacho, there's a fly in my soup!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. No it's not. Take it back.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg the dog!!

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But does it have pockets?

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Bulbasaur?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm between "wait" and "oh god..."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting until she tries the umbrella

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my bells are jingling

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Yes please

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I think it's too late

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We don't have thanksgiving in my country although I am the bathroom escaping work

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Oh my...

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Bambi came back... Without his mom....

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Also platypus = birdbeakanimal

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In Belgium, seals are seadogs

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

@op Are you okay?

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Cool 3D effect!

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I thought he was already bitten by it. Look at his arm! (It's just a tattoo tho)

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Garage guy: "Sir, I'm afraid your car is broken" guy: "I just came here for checkup" gg: "well...."

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#18 I would so play the shit out of christmas songs just to annoy the creator of the list

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One time, I made a pie for middleschool. The recipe said 1/2 little spoons of salt. I thought it said 1 OR 2. So I put in 2 spoons of salt..

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WRAAAIIIiii'll kill you later

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Europe here. Wtf? It's 8 am

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I was there 2/3 years ago and saw a film crew with a black actor and a lot of papers flying around for the right shot. I wonder 4 what film

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That is very good for a 6yo

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