inkgrrl

3282 pts ยท December 18, 2013


doggos are the best people

How very dare you do whatever it is that you did!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be clear, I mean the self-aggrandizing fantasies are not uncommon with dementia patients as their sense of time and place goes walkabout. Not accusing you of having dementia ;-)

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it helps even a little bit, that's not uncommon with dementia patients. My stepdad - who'd retired from the Navy after serving in both Korea & Vietnam - was about 3/4 down the dementia slide when he announced that he'd just been promoted to General & Admiral at the same time so was waiting for his new uniform. He then whispered he was psychically in touch with his old CIA team and would have to deploy soon. Not mentioning the mission bc I don't need to talk to another Secret Service Agent.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

feh boo hiss ptui

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat is a native of the Klingon homeworld.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hamburglar is insulted.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even care I want to order one of everything it's marketing genius.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd genuinely hope that the majority of folks who did turn out were there to support the troops and not turdface.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The servicemen and women deserved better.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He lacks both the depth and the warmth.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't kill cheese-whiz. Ever.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Primary benefit of armed guards in that situation is to the guards, because they now have control of a base of resources. Once cash is no longer currency, who cares?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the demonic smoke goat over the valley yesterday

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I need to take ibuprofen before writing up my shopping list, whippersnapper.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

General principle yeet

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Updoot for best comment.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very fine people... some of the finest, as a matter of fact...

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So basically, anybody who actually bothers to use the pittance tossed to them is losing money.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the kind of thing a terrified religious person trying to keep their shit together because they're being threatened in their own home might say right before they get murdered by the people they were taught were supposed to help them.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That or he's a brainless follower of some random conman selling knockoff bibles with lots of red text explaining how the modern world is just wrong so feared being rebuked by an innocent would bar him from the eternal kingdom he thought he was promised by dint of being born white and male plus reasons *insert more spaghetti logic here*

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Favorited and saved to my Good Doggo folder.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whomst among us can say neigh?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Poor babydog! Hopefully he uses that giant brain of his to NOT chase another deer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. The app is pre-installed.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

At least five bananas bigger than pigs.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in California too. Just because we're in the top 10 of the world's economies doesn't mean states' rights aren't subsumed to federal legislation at some point. At the very least, the courts will grind to a halt trying to process the bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0