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Jul 25, 2024 5:47 PM
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Letstrythisonemotime
Oh that's good. Had me like : But why would he want to....
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3006mv
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Because he fucked a couch
PersonalityFire
My time has come.
WillemHellfire
I don't get the joke, but that's ok. 🙂
antagonizeyou
Quebeker
Plastique Bertran
Zetor
hehe, I hope the poor bastard will see all of the memes on ths
roughingupthesuspect
Jimmy Bowman couch fu%€er.
potentiallyunsafe
JD Vance is a homosectional (stolen joke, sue me)
TheMoonBnuuy
Something tells me he's into forniphilia
ka1iban
More cushion for the pushin'
hoopyhoop
Thank you for the title. Ça plane pour moi.
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gumblemuntz
Ca plan pour moi
lebanks
Boy! Ya' fuck one couch...
Krackajak78
nietzchebomb
He was most likely a bully in school. Also, what sane grown man changes his name 3 times? Identity crisis much? But yea, sure, VP material. Ffs
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
I mean look at him, that is the look of a man who fucks a couch. He absolutely did it, and you know, I bet he enjoyed it because women are such gross things to him.
roughingupthesuspect
Even more so when you learn “JD Vance” isn’t his birth name.
NM156
One has to wonder if he is a monogamist or does he, like, get quickies from a La-Z-Boy?
JohnnyLawlessEsq
You just grab 'em by the cushions; when you're famous they let you do it...
Cragnock
I feel like I missed something? Why would he want to fuck an ottoman (the stool or the empire)?
Youhavinagiraffe
There's a meme going round that he wrote in his memoir about fucking a latex glove propped between two couch cushions. It isn't true and the person who said it first admits it was just a joke... but people have just found it too funny for it die down
Cragnock
Thank you!