imprettyrelevant

941 pts ยท April 15, 2015


Make that 4

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think they ever really were. Breasts aren't sexual organs, you know. They're just there for milk.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would you mind sending me the recipe as well? Thanks in advance. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awful. I'm so sorry that you had to experience that. Your orgasm isn't a reflection on you, but just your body's reaction to stimuli.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I got to meet the man that saved the American flag at Hickam field, and take him to the USS Arizona memorial with my marching band.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it The Last Alchemist?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you steal that from Vickory Mill?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time we drive by I still make chicken noises in time with the Big Chicken.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to ruin the fun, but the bird may just be listening to it's voice echo in the cup. My Indian ringneck does the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My nipples look like milk duds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think that by living a life I enjoy, and by being kind and loving, my mark is made in those I inspire.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Savage.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where's the euphonium?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's lovely, I like the definition in the calves!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like you finally got some pussy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and allow people to hide their inability (or lack of willingness) to inspire change behind cheap tricks. End rant.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I generally support satire, at this point these jokes do more harm than good. They distract from actual issues within politics1/?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was an X-Files episode kind of like this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, I actually know a kid who masturbated to my math teacher during class.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad used to work for one of the companies that were/have been developing these technologies. It's pretty cool.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, is it read as "feels good, man", like you're telling someone it feel good, or as "feels good man", like a description of the meme?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you take this picture at the Tellus Museum?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mean muggin" is now my new favorite phrase.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0