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208 pts ยท July 15, 2016


Whatever's in that document cannot be necessary, because almost nobody who pumps gas has read it, and yet we are not all on fire. I win.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll wait forever, because I'm not even clicking. No training is needed to pump gas. End of discussion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No "training" is required to do something as simple as pumping gas. Period. Stop being willfully stupid. This law is simply to create jobs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like, deliberately? Why????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What on earth does "running a gas station" have to do with the idiot-simple task of pumping gasoline into a car?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhhh, no. Think about all those thousands of self-gas-pumping deaths that don't happen. Don't be an idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I lost all my faith in Weird Al back in 1994, when he failed to notice that "hakuna matata" changes perfectly into "vagina dentata." So sad.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

No, every single word of what he said is absolutely backed up by what we've seen. They have no intention of finishing it. It's obvious.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They have been running commercials about it for months on The Science Channel. Over and over again. Every day. Please research better. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"there hasn't been anything announced since then disproving or confirming"Search for the Next MythBusters" Clearly, you haven't looked. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hardmode = trying to get her to watch a single episode of the original series. New-who fans always say they're going to, but never will.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these ppl saying "stop whining and do something about it." They tend to be the first to whine when they encounter problems of their own.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem: literally every single generation until the baby-boomers has retired to make way for the next one. How else can humanity work?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't avoid getting hair all over me. How's that gonna work out better with toilet-water?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once had someone help me shave my head, and I made a makeshift bib thing out of a plastic bag to catch the hair. When I took it off, 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My theory is that he'd just finished installing the toilet and it hadn't been christened, yet. So he took the rare opportunity for the pic.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I literally cannot stop watching this.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

All I see is people like him aggressively screaming "YOU HAVE TO ALLOW ME NOT TO LIKE IT!" Again, when nobody has said ANYTHING to them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People shouldn't be ridiculed for not liking anything. Thing is, I've never actually seen that ridicule happening. 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Point is, he claimed he wasn't being "allowed" to dislike it. Not true. He's just wants to live in a world where people must agree with him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Umm...the guy I originally replied to. He STARTED THE CONVERSATION by stating that he didn't like pokemon go. Yes, in reply to the image 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"allowing" you your opinion, when they're just stating their own opinion is rhetorically dishonest and annoying. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just saying that stating an opinion = starting a conversation. If you do so, let other people reply. Claiming that they're not 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're just telling you THEIR opinion, after you started a conversation. YOU are the one trying to silence people's opinions. Not them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone disagrees with you, after YOU START A CONVERSATION, don't whine that they aren't "allowing" you to have your opinion. 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...that's just how the cookie crumbles. It sucks to start a conversation, then try to control it & only allow responses that you prefer. 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're totally allowed, but understand that giving your opinion is starting a conversation. If you don't like the responses you get... 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then nobody is allowed to reply to them, or they'll start whining that they're being oppressed. If you start a conversation, don't whine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at it from the other side. You're suggesting that anybody can start a conversation by airing their preferences and opinions 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, this is why we the internet should NOT have demonized wikipedia somehow being bad. It's LITERALLY MADE for finding out stuff like this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0