igobeder

774387 pts ยท September 18, 2015


Has always been one of my favorites.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, it was a line from Goodfellas.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have to use diarrhea water for this to work?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I planned that"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Who else instantly heard the intro song, without hitting the sound button?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably took first place in the forklift rodeo.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I loved the scene where they are sticking the heated wire in the blood of the crew members.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

1 jalapeno? What is that, I'd consider that nasal spray.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liar, strippers DO like me, at least until I run out of money.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give her a wide berth if walking by.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He should've been banished from going into town, there was always a shooting/killing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a lot of pussy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm going with a raccoon, they have better hands for holding a cig.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the sculptures they make by pouring aluminum into large ant nests.

2 years ago | Likes 376 Dislikes 8

Helene was angry.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Poor guy is gonna be dog tired.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't want to be in that plume.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wildland or structural?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too, would like to pet the beaver.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Along those lines, have never liked egg nog or whiskey, but egg nog with a shot of Fireball cinnamon whiskey, most excellent!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sentinelese - "No thanks, but we ARE going to send you to meet Jesus"

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

They haven't decided whose fault it is yet, that's still up in the air.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have seen some wheelchair bound people panhandling, and feel sorry for them, until they get up and carry the wheelchair across the street.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll allow the substitution.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looking at the speed of the mouth, I'd go more with Eminem, and Rap God.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You otter not run from otters.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just drink a bottle of Mop-N-Glo.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I hope the right cadence was used when performing CPR

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Nice sandals.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0