heroica

3175 pts ยท February 25, 2013


Anything I can think to write ends up being me whining about being a New Yorker wanting to give up my citizenship to become a New Zealander after spending 15 months living there. Anyone know a way to get residency without a degree, marriage, and with limited skills, let me know! ;)

๐Ÿ˜ I had it up already, but in fairness, I rarely look at the tags.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup yup

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We have 1 month until my mom's lease is up. She's a trauma OCD hoarder who refuses help.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 then having the empty shopping cart's wheels lock on you as you exit & you think to yourself DID I steal something?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe.. ;) Backflow problem. Maintenance requested, but because of the holidays & general 2020ness.. Wanted it to not smell like swamp.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely looks like my sister's handwriting. Absolute aggression overload!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been in isolation since Nov. Only sneaking out once a week for counseling.. But now that's stopped. Basically, my life is exactly the same.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Yes! The mini-series is on YouTube! Felt compelled to watch all 6 hours the other night. MY LIFE FOR YOU!!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks to the Libby app, no job, & my depression/isolation, I banged out 26 audiobooks for an alphabet book challenge in less than a month.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Auckland Cemetery if I recall.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why has no one mentioned the WUZZLES?!? Here in the land of Wuz They're having twice the fun 'Cause every single thing Is really two in one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I can't believe it's been two months! Time is a cruel bitch! Which one are you on fb? Glad you're living it up! Enjoy paradise!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just watched this again last night. So much love for Mary & Max!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say a word & I'll kill you! Nothing to see here. Move on.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad misfired joke. Meant Lake How... como.. need more sleep.. or caffeine.. Pretty location. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now hit blend or pulse or chop & let the magic happen! Serve over ice.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lake what?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading this book now. Also, I'm 34 & pretty sure my aging process & emotional maturity stopped at the age of 17.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Glorious!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When anyone asks about the labret I got in '99, I say, "I'm part robot & break out in metal."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love em!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's for you to discover... Or if you're shopping near Rebel Sports in Wellington, NZ two years ago. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend can recite many digits of pi, made her watch this movie.. she hated me for it. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it your "special sock" that you don't want your parents seeing/knowing about?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Of course this was a 1am discussion.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peanut butter, nutella and FLUFF!! Waffle fluffer nutter w/ nuttela! That's where it's at for sweetness overload!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend once texted me, "waffles, the new bread." I immediately responded "pb&j!!!" Glad we're all on the same level. :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Queue the IT Crowd gif of Roy calling people a bunch of bastards. ;) Phone app not helpful. Cheers.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These remind me of the Weekly World News.. was just waiting to see a Batboy headline.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0