heroica

3175 pts ยท February 25, 2013


Anything I can think to write ends up being me whining about being a New Yorker wanting to give up my citizenship to become a New Zealander after spending 15 months living there. Anyone know a way to get residency without a degree, marriage, and with limited skills, let me know! ;)

It rubs the lotion on its skin..

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Found in my hoard.

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The mental health struggle is real!

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I think I'm ready to give up my security blanket(pizza job).

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Rodent of Unusual Size!

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Cake Day Trauma Dump

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I will be serving up pizza pi tonight.

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You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.

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Blah blah cake day

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Meet Doug, the real Winter Soldier!

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I wish this was my uniform!

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Shave and a hair cut, two bits.

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Hey you

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"Vintage" 90's

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If I were to start eating mustard, this is where I'd begin.

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Some nights, I get bored at work.

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Most fitting.

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Morning

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G.I. Joe is so brave.

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Useless

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Exhausted after working a double & want to hide in bed with imgur!

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Walk this way

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Buried Alive!

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I'll take the door on the right.

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Anyone else with a bag licking cat?

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Not sorry for the potatoes.

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Yeah, that seems about right.

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I'm the aunt who will bury you on a beach at night & take pictures.

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Time for a cat nap

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"Don't leave me again.. if you do, take me with you!"

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Brushing Lucy-fur

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Oh no, bro!

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If I had a shop, a million times yes!

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Turns out I've only spent just over 2 full years of my life watching TV.

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As a pizza slave for the past 17 years...

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You got it, dude!

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Banana for scale?

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Today I came across a giant cock.

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Something seems a little off to me.

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I promised myself I wouldn't buy anymore shirts!

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That's one option.

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Ultimate late night question

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2nd cake day...

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Traveling around Narnia

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Of course 2020 is the Year of the Rat!

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Invisible friend for sale!

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WTF is that dog playing with??

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Thanks Wizard

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Choke me with the dead cat!!

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Zoo keeper says...

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Feeling blue

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Don't trust Maggie!

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Sexy post, but also part of a geocache hunt!

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Olaf visited Yosemite.

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