It rubs the lotion on its skin..
Found in my hoard.
The mental health struggle is real!
I think I'm ready to give up my security blanket(pizza job).
Rodent of Unusual Size!
Cake Day Trauma Dump
I will be serving up pizza pi tonight.
You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.
Blah blah cake day
Meet Doug, the real Winter Soldier!
I wish this was my uniform!
Shave and a hair cut, two bits.
Hey you
"Vintage" 90's
If I were to start eating mustard, this is where I'd begin.
Some nights, I get bored at work.
Most fitting.
Morning
G.I. Joe is so brave.
Useless
Exhausted after working a double & want to hide in bed with imgur!
Walk this way
Buried Alive!
I'll take the door on the right.
Anyone else with a bag licking cat?
Not sorry for the potatoes.
Yeah, that seems about right.
I'm the aunt who will bury you on a beach at night & take pictures.
Time for a cat nap
"Don't leave me again.. if you do, take me with you!"
Brushing Lucy-fur
Oh no, bro!
If I had a shop, a million times yes!
Turns out I've only spent just over 2 full years of my life watching TV.
As a pizza slave for the past 17 years...
You got it, dude!
Banana for scale?
Today I came across a giant cock.
Something seems a little off to me.
I promised myself I wouldn't buy anymore shirts!
That's one option.
Ultimate late night question
2nd cake day...
Traveling around Narnia
Of course 2020 is the Year of the Rat!
Invisible friend for sale!
WTF is that dog playing with??
Thanks Wizard
Choke me with the dead cat!!
Zoo keeper says...
Feeling blue
Don't trust Maggie!
Sexy post, but also part of a geocache hunt!
Olaf visited Yosemite.