heftybone

3719 pts ยท February 14, 2016


uhh, nerb is a noob nerd? i call my son that all the time when he shrecks shit in multiplayer! he just calls me "old man"! i take it like i'm the wizard and he's my apprentice! all 3 of my boys are balls-out hardcore gamers tho, they make me so proud!

#1 what're you on a Nokia brick phone from 1990? Why's it so blurry?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get off his dick already

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 82

I'd hate to see him with some meat

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Y'all should really get off his dick already

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Him?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Libs caring themselves stupid? It's about time you all realized

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry, I'm sorry I won't do it again just don't yell at me anymore, you spit in my mouth some.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Watch your mouth buddy, there's adults aroumd here that don't want to hear that damn shit!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just thinkin about that watermelon/slobber shower that the person received for our amusement. Now that's entertainment!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've got so many knots like this, from hearts to elephants and even one similar to this. I thought about selling them but I'm still debating

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch, err mee-ouch, heh heh ehh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ahh, the good ol' days. this is how I learned to drive!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's black? damn honkey, you've not seen too many black people have ya?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

holy shit, them fucker really knew how to rock in the 60's!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahaahaaaa, i was thinking they both had a button but that was much better!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

uh, i give up. what?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

do you killed the dog because it barked all night?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

that cat almost looks real! poor horse though, i think he needs to eat better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

whaddya mean, it's 1976 aint it?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

well what is it, flat then?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it did the same thing as him, lost weight and hair!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

a little too much, really. i wouldn't be surprised if dad was invited to the prom too!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

that's how i feel when I'm with my 3 boys, like every dad should.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hate writers that can't write and try to look intelligent while doing so.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought the beaver was takin a shit! turned out to be slow load on mobile. dammit, i like the shit one better!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was doin,,,, wait for it,,,,,,,, your mom!!!! aahahahahahahahaha!!! seriously though, i was. your my child.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM MANNN?!?! I'M HAVIN TUNA CRACKERS TONIGHT!! YOU BAASSTTTAAARRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn, imgur sure is slow loadin tonight.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, if i did any of this, I'd be layed out on the floor callin 911 talkin bout, "I've fallen,,, AND I CAN'T GET UP!".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1