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Trapped in a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean, Harrison Okene’s immediate future looked decidedly bleak. Alone in the cold and dark, he could hear the macabre sounds of sea creatures gnawing at the bodies of his crewmates.
As the sole survivor of a tragic accident, Okene’s hopes for rescue were slim. But incredibly he lived to tell the tale. His story will blow your mind.
On May 25, 2013, tugboat the Jascon 4 was engaged in towing operations 18 miles off Nigeria’s Delta State. As its crew of 12 went to bed that evening they locked their cabin doors as a precautionary measure against pirates.
Those doors would never open again. At around 5:00 a.m. the following morning a heavy swell overwhelmed the vessel. It quickly capsized, plunging into the depths of the Atlantic Ocean.
Most of the crew perished. Unable to escape from their cabins, they soon succumbed to a watery grave. However, fate had a different plan in store for Okene, the ship’s cook. By the time the accident occurred he was already up and in the bathroom.
“I was dazed,” he later told Nigerian newspaper The Nation. “Everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another.”
The Jascon 4 sank to the seabed 100 feet below the waves. In the dark Okene felt his way around, trying to locate a safe space. Eventually he found a pocket of air in the engineer’s office. Cold and alone, wearing only boxer shorts, he could do nothing except hope that rescuers would arrive.
As the water level rose the cook constructed a makeshift platform from two mattresses. However, while he bought himself some time the two torches he had found would fail, and he had only a solitary can of Coca-Cola on which to survive.
As the hours ticked by Okene was alone with his thoughts. He wondered if he would ever see his wife Akpos, his mother and his friends ever again.
The cook also thought of his crewmates – could any have survived? When he heard sharks and barracudas swimming through the vessel, fighting over what sounded like chunks of flesh, he knew the answer.
“At that point I was very scared,” Okene explained. Sure that he would also soon die, he once again thought of his wife, her becoming a widow and the fact that they had not yet had any children.
But despite his predicament Okene’s life was not in immediate danger. A combination of strange coincidences meant that the cook, against all the odds, was able to survive.
Because the cabin was located on the ocean floor beneath several meters of water, the pressure was high. That meant that oxygen in the cabin had been compressed, giving Okene enough to last him around 60 hours. By splashing around the cook unwittingly increased the surface area of the water around him, thus making it easier for carbon dioxide to be absorbed.
Okene also managed to fight off hypothermia by keeping himself above the water level. But despite his relative good fortune the brave survivor was running out of time.
After spending two-and-a-half days submerged Okene recognized the distant sound of a boat’s engine. And when he heard an anchor drop and paddling divers he knew that a rescue mission was underway. Unfortunately it wasn’t guaranteed to succeed.
How would the rescuers know which part of the boat Okene was in? There was only one thing for it: the cook decided to dive into the painfully cold water to make himself seen. Once he was submerged he swam towards a torch light.
Diver Nico van Heerden must have had the fright of his life when Okene’s hand reached out from the gloom towards him. He initially assumed it belonged to a corpse, but then he realized that this man was very much alive.
With the help of an oxygen mask and a rope, a traumatized Okene was placed into a decompression chamber, from where his journey back to the surface began. For his family – who had already been informed of his almost-certain death – the cook’s survival was a true miracle.
Okene suggested in an Associated Press interview that his survival was down to divine intervention. “When I was under the water,” he explained, “I told God: ‘If you rescue me, I will never go back to the sea again, never.’”
The survivor has since reneged on his promise, however. In a series of photos posted to his Facebook page Okene is seen getting reacquainted with the depths of the ocean – in a new career as a professional diver.
Vitalhornet89
likely story, HE ate the crew and blamed it on the fish, only enough air for one after all......
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
The origin of Aquaman.
BeeeardedMan
Well damn.
justkiddingitwillprobablydiesoon
God: "Hey man we had a deal..."
blueygooey
just think about all this kind of stuff that happens that nobody ever knows about.
FluentPenguin
"Save me God and I'll never return to the sea". Man is saved and returns to the sea. God says "dafuq man?"
zeroleonheart
I felt claustrophobic reading this.
ladylucidity
Glad I'm not the only one. I cringed frequently while reading the story.
Nazeracoo
He should have planted potatoes in his poop
myusernamewastakentoo
The ocean is dark and full of terrors. Fuuuuck that.
Pizzaborne
needanamedammit
My hat is like a sharks fin
RisingDragon
"We'll see about that, won't we?" - God, probably
MartyMcNugget
Now all he wants to do is pay you $22m by sending him your bank details.
chamaila
Savage
IDontPostAnything
He did not survive. What came back was not Okene.
Vampiress13
Nope he turned into a badass...
MrHasuu
Then he became an actor and played the part of a family dad/policeman, dealing with annoying nerd neighbor who's desperate for his daughter
WhatsAJib
Source! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dG5KSD-8J4 Love the supervisor "He's alive! Fucking hell, I don't know what we're gonna do now ..."
deodorantinmybutt
Beep boop
Weddell
Jesus fucking mother fuck holy what the fuck
Misora
Yeah I was reading the part about rescue and was like "Um they weren't expecting anybody to be alive. It was salvage/recovery
yuyufan43
The hand triggered a panic attack even though I knew the outcome... I could never imagine how that must have felt for the 3 of them.
ltmrosario
Great video
PolarChi
That was so dramatic!!
graspee
If you make a deal with God like that then against all the odds you survive, how fucking stupid do you have to be to break your promise?
SimonAmes
Hmm so he had 60 hours of air and that's exactly how long he was there? As a Morman I find this purple
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Is a Morman an especially macho Mormon?
SimonAmes
I would define it as more of a pale blue
Hexaprotodon
"What is... what is your rank?" "I'm the cook, the cook" "You're the cook? They always survive..."
AllAroundSad
Except LL Cool J. Well he survived. Just in half.
Snooj
He did better than Sam Jackson.
Mtmerrick
What exactly does a shark sound like? And whats the difference between shark and barracuda sounds? Last I checked fish didnt make much noise
sebawlm
I imagine it sounds like the silence inside of your head as you're freaking out inside your box 100 feet below the surface of the ocean.
Himgurian
I'm assuming he could hear them banging into stuff/walls when thrashing and tearing bites off
TheWinterBagel
Maybe he went out and checked. "Ah, yes, that one's a shark. And over there is a barracuda." *waves* "Hi fishes!"
Aatothron
Strange coincidence, neither are fish. HIIIEEEEEE
NR97420
That deep, you can't hear waves, and there would have been nothing else to make noise.
TrustMeImNotSmackGod
damn reneger
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
+1
pukingmatillduh
I thought we were supposed to use the term "re-African American" now?
TrustMeImNotSmackGod
you took it from light hearted my best friends black racism, to trump supporter racism
MarkItEightDude
This will look great on his resume.
NyanDroid
Endurance
megaepicllama
"how do you handle pressure?"
Abekrampe
"In an upside down boat 100 feet under water, Sir"
MarkItEightDude
"... for two and a half days... boom."
thegreenknight7
Someone being badass saved his life, now he's gonna start returning the favor. Awesome.
katos1995
This guy needs to start writing a book
AlienPumaSpaceTrain
Totally! I want more details on his choice to be a diver. Where's that narrative??
HousePest
He was spitting in the face of god for putting him in that situation in the first place, and telling god he doesnt negotiate with terrorists
DatMormon
This dude is immune to ptsd, becoming a professional diver after an experience like that
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HousePest
PTSD has nothing to do with being a puss.
Dial7ToUndial
I'm gonna disagree with you for the sake of downvotes. Give em to me, now.
HousePest
Pfffffft. But nah, really, it's a psychological condition. Unless we're talking about tumblr feminist ptsd. They have a dif psyche condition
Dial7ToUndial
I know, I just wanted down votes x)
thekcar
Two words: testicular fortitude.
Patilistan
Well, four testicles will do that to you.
thekcar
Punny.
lostnortherner
I honestly thought the same thing. I have PTSD and for a while the thought of laying down on an operating table made me panic like fuck.
isthisalsotaken
$50 says that the movie coming out next year about this he'll be played by Cuba Gooding Jr.
BJ22CS
you mean Scuba Dooba Jr.
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
Three years later and it's not looking to good for the cuba
HamsterHuey
COOKIE!
NinjaPoopy
where's my $50? :P
YouHaveToRiskItForTheBiscuit
Titus from unbreakable kimmy schmidt
Seanthombbomb
Why does cuba Gooding Jr get all the middle aged black guy under the sea roles? Seems like type casting..
IchabodTheOptimisticCanine
$50 please
sipsipbangbang
Radio
zeacorzeppelin10
And the oscar will go to the white guy the background shot. LOL
almostsomething182
Show me the money!
w0ngj1n9
Am I the only who thinks he looks like that black cop in Die Hard, Reginald VelJohnson?
Zasep
Holy shit, someone wrote $50 instead of 50$. Brilliant. A+1
itsMRPEPPER
Pay up
TonightiDineinHell
Surely Terry Crewes will play this guy, being able to survive off all the stored protien in his muscles.
neil4reel
Hes killing it as OJ...fuck yeah I'll watch that movie
imyourzer0
I'll take Idris Elba at 1:1 with you.
SouthDakotaHairdo
Charles Barkley
SaucyDisses
Honestly, I'd watch that
cousteau
More like Scub- wait shit, they've already made this joke like 3 times.
drdsanchezjr
Cuba did one hell of a job in Radio.... Never go full retard they said...
StarryPlough
Knowing Hollywood he will be played by Ben Afleck
FergalHB
£100 says the ship will be played by Kevin Hart
ireadalotofarticles
Cookie
ChiefDancingMonkey
I'll take that bet my friend.
1Geminiborn
It sounds like it would make a pretty good film. You know they gonna throw some evil shark in there, anthropomorphize the boat as evil
IndianFrenzy336
Imagine Morgan Freeman playing as him holy shit
Shardikprime
Scubing
TosokTheRodentHunter
i was gonna say samual l jackson
Jetlagged
Well, he's just a lowly, lowly cook. Maybe Steven Seagal should be cast for the role...
HoosteenDiaz
Fucking hope so
danzafan37
He'll play the cook with his tagline "SHOW ME THE HONEY!"
isthisalsotaken
I LOVE BLACK PEOPLEEEE!!!
CheckOutMyFavorites
This is Hollywood, it will be Jake Gyllenhaal
ringox
Bread Pitt
madetheaccountjustforyou
This story is from 2013.
cluckythehorse
Cool. First time Ive heard it.
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
Narrated by Morgan freeman
ThisMahSwamp
http://www.divingheritage.com/images/cubagooding3.jpg He already has some experience with diving in movies.
5il3ntN1ght
They should cast T-Pain
5il3ntN1ght
"Heyyyyy....yaaa....we unda wata ya'll ooooo"-Autotuned T-Pain
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Ice Cube
darkhavana0512
Must be!
alonzoftw
Well it certainly won't be Chris Rock.
vahnn
Nope, it's gonna be a white guy and they're going to change his name to Jake and he'll have a girlfriend and 3 kids.
notirrelevant
In the last pic, he looks like a happy Ice Cube, which I realize is an impossible oxymoron
WisdomPlaytime
Thank you for capitalizing Ice Cube, otherwise, well I first envisioned a happy ice cube which probably isn't possible either.
DyingAloneTickles
Tom Hanks
bradthegeek
LL Cool J, reprising Deep Blue Sea
ZachsAnomaiy
Coca-cola would sponsor it.
StarPal
If it's hollywood then they'll cast Matt Damon.
isthisalsotaken
If you white, you Ben Affleck.
StarPal
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1r70gO2uQ1rrbne5o1_250.gif
imAUser
Didnt brad pitt do this?
Ivalicenyan
Too much white-washing in Hollywood. Part will be played by Matt Daemon
isthisalsotaken
Is that like low budget Matt Damon?
Folio77
LL Cool J... anyone?
isthisalsotaken
Read 2nd comment thread
kivalo
Hmm... a black cook surviving in an ocean environment with sharks. He might be able to pull off that role, but I guess we'll never know.
okthenwellilljustbeoverhere
I mean he has a no death clause in all of of his contracts.
ThikLikeOatmeal
Maybe Cubas career can be resurrected as well.
isthisalsotaken
Don't you dare slander the legend that is CGJ!
ThikLikeOatmeal
Oh I'm sorry. I forgot about snow dogs.
BennyCucumber
Men of Honor II
JustPlaneWrong
The bigger blacker depths
ChangedMyName
Always watch that movie when it's on.
NachoPete
Electric Boogaloo
Bootsy81
Men of Honor II: Okene's Revenge.
domenick91
No probably robert downey jr playing cuba gooding jr playing this guy
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
And in his mind, we will hear him say
over and over again.
SpaztiC829
Robert Drowny Jr.?
SithRuleOfTwo
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M8d2d5f4113332766f04425845165a300o0&w=300&h=253&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0
dsflyer
You need to see Tropic Thunder
thisisjustmytemporaryusername
It was about the "drowny", ya know... Cause- never mind.
flavener
Cubadiving
bongasaur
Violent inane
namiasdf
Oh Jesis/
DanTHEdirtiest
I've been norklin
confusedchris
You penis... +1
curranc
Ughhhhh I guess. +1
gonzar09
Holy shit, did that male me laugh!
MikePrato
In the O Chin.
SirBricksAlot
Where's your water wings bitch?!
bongasaur
Violently inhales
Behindthestoner
In the ochin
dipmlxlfla
Cuba diving !!!!!!! I need 9 more upvotes for you my friend. And I will give then to you. I'm lurking on your profile.
yourmomsawookie
I ain't goin on no cubadiving, uh uh.
Justtoupdoot
Gooding one
xenwall
Came back to +1 you. Also you're horrible. Also that pun gave me cancer and is the best I've seen in a few days.
WalterWhiteSr
Comment game on fire.. Holy shit.
Fairdinkums
Nice
CreamyPutanesca
Nice
Imgonnaburnonedown
TrustMeImABassist
Scuba Gooding Jr.
Janush
Scuba Diving Jr.
HereInDuckburg
Haa.yess
SaucyDisses
Dad pls
TrustMeImABassist
Son, do you know how I got Glorious here on imgur? Just making apparent humor.
whatspaulplayingtoday
The fuck happened to him anyway? Who did he piss off in hollywood to get relegated to the F list?
blowmetwotimes
2 reasons, he's black & he can't act to save his life. He was good in 1 or 2 movies that I can't remember but that it
whatspaulplayingtoday
A Few Good Men was a solid performance, honestly.
blowmetwotimes
That would be one of the two movies that I liked that he was in but could not remember the name of, now name the other one...
whatspaulplayingtoday
Jerry Maguire. Men of Honor. Radio. The underrated What Dreams May Come.
BuckNasty2003
At what point did he consume his Coca-Cola? Just curious....how long one would wait.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
In the video he has a bottle of water as well.
eroso
I heard the guy preferred Pepsi so he drank his own urine instead.
killerjerick
Well it's 3 days without water right? So I'd assume anytime after 2 days you'd consume it to maximize the chance of survival
Refmylife
I would wait until I found some rum.
Bob423
But it's always gone.
SaladFingersUpMyButt
I remember this story a couple years back. He was in the dark and had no idea if he was down there for hours, days, or weeks
killerjerick
Good point, always carry a waterproof watch when you're out at sea :P
xboxnolifes
im pretty sure it was pitch black after his torches failed.
killerjerick
A waterproof watch with a backlight!
jlwoody17
https://45.media.tumblr.com/3b0a7a8c3cd4735f607d9ccc45dff5b1/tumblr_mzzg3weYRp1tooympo1_400.gif
DigiRust
No thanks
DMGuy
Well I don't want that one, thanks.
BLawww
A cook can survive for two and a half days under great peril but, my roommate can't seem to take the trash out on Thursdays. Fucking Brandon
Colmarr
IT WAS I DIO! Who didn't take the trash out!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
What the hell, Brandon?
Copperbrat
God dammit, Brandon.
rbudrick
Every fucking time, Brandon. You lazy piece of shit.
BSuntastic
Fuck you, Brandon
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Ugh I hate Brandon, why do we even hang out with him?
SauceOfTheBoss
Someone has to say something to him. It's becoming a problem
ssjbeeno
F Brandon
pukingmatillduh
F Brandon!
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
is his name pronounced "BRUN-DUN"?.......
Snooj
To be fair, both of these require you to sit around doing nothing.
SAIKOsean
Same! Fuck you Peter!
TheSmitty17
I would have died from a panic attack .001 seconds after the boat went down. +1 for balls of steel.
laestrella
I would have died as the boat was going down
guilhermedidi
I wonder how he managed to fit his gigantic balls in that tiny room.
BuckNasty2003
The balls of steel are actually why the boat capsized in the first place.
Smile4me7
Must've been hard, I'm sure his balls kept pulling him down
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
No you wouldn't have.. You'd be surprised just how resilient the human mind and body are. In the same situation I have no doubt you'd be ok.
HavocJester
There was a moment reading this where i feared it was a coke ad
minty15
Would have been better if it was a mentos ad.
marhentges
It was written kinda weird, cheesy voice
splitalterego
"And then using the acidic coke he managed to burn a hole through the steel allowing him to escape to safety"
Winterharte
I was waiting for it to turn into a meme. The internet has ruined me.
Redeyer
Same. I stopped, looked into the distance, and braced myself for a Cera, Cena, and dickbutt
LadyNoHeart
I thought it was a synopsis for Deep Blue Sea and was praying it wasn't.
Leeroynnnnjyankins
"And thus the lone can of cola, was enough to sustain his life without food or water for even days after rescue. Coca-cola. Forever alive."
JustARichard
Coca-cola. One hell of a drug
FunCinnabun
"Coca Cola. Become immortal." *waits for job offer letter*
laestrella
Me too. I was ready to flip my shit if it was a coke ad.
ZachPutland
Instead of flipping your shit, why don't you flip the tab of a refreshing, ice cold can of Coca Cola
missbelled
https://imgur.com/j2LOovc
LunarApocalypse
"Contract or no, I will not bow down to any sponsor"
JackDManheim
MaxFrench
can you imagine hearing sharks and barracudas eating people around you and NOT shit your pants?
PrincessPoopiePants
i bet it wasn't fish but his crew mates fighting for life. Makes you think :^)
GeneVagina
It was probably the shitting that kept the Sharks away...
Leithoa
They actually track down blood, pee, & poop since it may indicate a scavenging opportunity, which is much less dangerous than hunting.
GeneVagina
Damn, and here I've been bagging up all my poop ready for my trip to Australia. Appreciate the info.
nothisispatrickk1
I'm literally crying at your comment haha. #bless
GeneVagina
I'm here all week. Then I go to Australia with my now empty poop bags.
AmbiguousGardens
He WAS in the bathroom prior to the sinking
NamesAreStupid
How do you know he didn't shit his "pants"
Captainpoopypants
Would definitely shit my pants.
punkasaurus
Maybe that's why the sharks didn't want him
Spaceygirl84
I know I was like its a horror story
GaspodeTheW0nderD0g
I did genuinely wonder how many times he'd be able to fart without poisoning himself. Either way, trapped smells.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I am guessing the fart gas would be dissolved in the water and won't be a cause for concern for him.
erischilde
Forget the eating. The dying slowly while lungs filled with water trapped in the dark, metal walls and no way out O.o
Leithoa
Unless you breathe in that doesn't happen, even then you don't get much in your lungs until you're unconscious.
agesexlocation
Just reading this gives me a mild panic attack
Leithoa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning#Pathophysiology
erischilde
right. that's fine and rational. i was trying to paint the image... that choking, burning sensation while you're holding your breath...
CrimsonNirnr00t
My question was how the fish got in to the locked rooms
PurplePixieUK
I questioned the same thing.
thomasf1234
I imagine there were some windows that could have broke, or the crew weren't killed immediately and tried to escape.
alternatereality543
100ft down comes to about 60 pounds of pressure per square inch. I'm guessing glass windows shattered?
Bootsy81
This made me picture them figuring out how to open doors. Like underwater versions of the raptors from Jurassic Park.
raptorstillalive
someone called?
AmbiguousGardens
Clever gill
gribblet
What would that sound like, I wonder?
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
OM NOM NOM!
Vitalhornet89
KKCCCREEEEEE!!!! like that - underwater barracuda sound expert.
JudgeMentalCat
Choppy splashing and a wet, gristly tearing sound- intermixed with the paranoia of seeing dark shadows flit through the water around you.
whatzittoya
It's cool, I actually wanted nightmares tonight anyway
JudgeMentalCat
Don't thrash around too much- there's only so much space under your bed, after all...
Zatheron
He was down there 2.5 days, probably shit at some point
DickWhiskers
Maybe thats what the barricudas where eating
zombieregime
youd be surprised how far down the priority list shitting gets when youre in a survival situation.
valragg
Yeah. Even if you're already out of danger. Traumatic events such as an accident could make you stop shitting for a week or so.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
This sounds like abitch thing to say but I didn't shit for my first week of basic training. Too much stress, not enough time.
Mackwop
I've gone longer
ProfessorBlackHole
Well, that's not very healthy. You probably have a really really slow metabolism.
BlueIceDragon
Not exactly true. The more you eat, the more you, well, poop. If you're fairly underweight or smaller than average it's normal to poop less.
ProfessorBlackHole
I reply to his reply to me basically saying that. If you intake an average calorie amount you poop once a day or every other day. Yeah. :P
GarrettStopMotion
well I guess that good to hear, however My issue is being underweight im a 20 year old male and I am 110 :( no issues just to broke to eat
wardenclyfe
"Twice this morning and I haven't even had my coffee yet" -John Dorian M.D.
pancreas
really? I regularly go 2-4 days without taking a dump...
JesusCatttt
Same.... It's okay. I understand.
ProfessorBlackHole
That's usually very unhealthy for people who consume an average amount calories a day to not deficate every day/every other day.
aprilludgateduire
Talk to your doctor
Isopor
I can't imagine that. I usually go at least once a day, right in the morning.
Rydmeister
Dude when i was 10 i went over a week without shitting. True story.
Mackwop
Not a normal occurence, happened once or twice in my life but I usually shit atleast once a day.
EchoOfSnac
I poo every other day on average, and I estimate I consume 2500 calories on days I leave the house.
jdlsharkman
There are people that only poop every 2 weeks. It really varies a lot.
ProfessorBlackHole
That's not how it's supposed to work. I don't mean to argue, I'm just saying. ;^;
TheSmitty17
Well, I mean, he couldn't have: he was only in his boxers...
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
My thoughts exactly
ImSuperCerealGuysTurtlesAreMyFavoriteAnimal
This guy read the article
ImSuperCerealGuysTurtlesAreMyFavoriteAnimal
Good on ya mate
Norriko
God damnit dad, get off imgur!
TheSmitty17
NO!
BoopityBap
Pants means underwear in the UK ;)
TK421isAFK
Making the term "underpants" even more confusing in conversation. "How many layers do you wear, my good man?"
Nova225
So then what's the American equivalent of actual pants in the UK?
wombatton
Trousers I think
n0de
Royal leg container apparatus
BiZkWiK
Trousers
pingue
I've always wondered - do the Americans use the word "trousers" then?
BLawww
TIL learned that barracudas have a distinct sound separating them from any other possible fish.
Vitalhornet89
It sounds like cold fury and boiling hate of all things beautiful.
Iamwhatthefoxsays
When I was diving in the Bahamas, certain fish knawing on coral made different sounds. So it is possible.
YertIeTheTurtle
Shut up.
Iamwhatthefoxsays
Okay ^_____^ Shame on me for thinking this was a place I could share my opinion. I'll just see myself out.
cadmiumblue
Probably a kinder way of saying you are hearing bones breaking and people screaming. For a shark to get in they'll need to unlock the door.
Flyndaran
knock, knock, knock. Who is it? Ummm... friendly dolphin, totatlly not a shark. Okay. "creeek" CHOMP!
mishalala
Candygram...land shark!
BoyWithAPlan
Well, in this instance, it's a sea shark.
inconspicuouselephant
Some details are far-fetched and contradictory to his pressumed situation. It feels like embellishment.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
His ship sunk but he managed to stay alive for 2.5 days and was rescued. I say he's earned the right to embellish a little.
Gulanga
Fuck that. Imagine that 2.5 days in darkness and water. Only you and your mind and in the background the sound of former friends being eaten
ForgetTheBirdFollowTheRiver
Well, eels shriek. We know that much.
TK421isAFK
So do lobsters. Well, they do when you cook them, at least.
DrFartstheTRex
Reference game on point!
LompHoofd
and swans can be gay
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Is there a reference I can get? It would help me immensely
thomasf1234
The Princess Bride
ashbluegamer
Do you know what that sound is,Highness?Those are the Shrieking Eels.If you doubt me,
ashbluegamer
just wait.They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!
deodorantinmybutt
"If you swim back now I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels." My kids favorite movie. Mine too