Mar 31, 2016 3:30 PM

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Trapped in a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean, Harrison Okene’s immediate future looked decidedly bleak. Alone in the cold and dark, he could hear the macabre sounds of sea creatures gnawing at the bodies of his crewmates.

As the sole survivor of a tragic accident, Okene’s hopes for rescue were slim. But incredibly he lived to tell the tale. His story will blow your mind.

On May 25, 2013, tugboat the Jascon 4 was engaged in towing operations 18 miles off Nigeria’s Delta State. As its crew of 12 went to bed that evening they locked their cabin doors as a precautionary measure against pirates.

Those doors would never open again. At around 5:00 a.m. the following morning a heavy swell overwhelmed the vessel. It quickly capsized, plunging into the depths of the Atlantic Ocean.

Most of the crew perished. Unable to escape from their cabins, they soon succumbed to a watery grave. However, fate had a different plan in store for Okene, the ship’s cook. By the time the accident occurred he was already up and in the bathroom.

“I was dazed,” he later told Nigerian newspaper The Nation. “Everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another.”

The Jascon 4 sank to the seabed 100 feet below the waves. In the dark Okene felt his way around, trying to locate a safe space. Eventually he found a pocket of air in the engineer’s office. Cold and alone, wearing only boxer shorts, he could do nothing except hope that rescuers would arrive.

As the water level rose the cook constructed a makeshift platform from two mattresses. However, while he bought himself some time the two torches he had found would fail, and he had only a solitary can of Coca-Cola on which to survive.

As the hours ticked by Okene was alone with his thoughts. He wondered if he would ever see his wife Akpos, his mother and his friends ever again.

The cook also thought of his crewmates – could any have survived? When he heard sharks and barracudas swimming through the vessel, fighting over what sounded like chunks of flesh, he knew the answer.

“At that point I was very scared,” Okene explained. Sure that he would also soon die, he once again thought of his wife, her becoming a widow and the fact that they had not yet had any children.

But despite his predicament Okene’s life was not in immediate danger. A combination of strange coincidences meant that the cook, against all the odds, was able to survive.

Because the cabin was located on the ocean floor beneath several meters of water, the pressure was high. That meant that oxygen in the cabin had been compressed, giving Okene enough to last him around 60 hours. By splashing around the cook unwittingly increased the surface area of the water around him, thus making it easier for carbon dioxide to be absorbed.

Okene also managed to fight off hypothermia by keeping himself above the water level. But despite his relative good fortune the brave survivor was running out of time.

After spending two-and-a-half days submerged Okene recognized the distant sound of a boat’s engine. And when he heard an anchor drop and paddling divers he knew that a rescue mission was underway. Unfortunately it wasn’t guaranteed to succeed.

How would the rescuers know which part of the boat Okene was in? There was only one thing for it: the cook decided to dive into the painfully cold water to make himself seen. Once he was submerged he swam towards a torch light.

Diver Nico van Heerden must have had the fright of his life when Okene’s hand reached out from the gloom towards him. He initially assumed it belonged to a corpse, but then he realized that this man was very much alive.

With the help of an oxygen mask and a rope, a traumatized Okene was placed into a decompression chamber, from where his journey back to the surface began. For his family – who had already been informed of his almost-certain death – the cook’s survival was a true miracle.

Okene suggested in an Associated Press interview that his survival was down to divine intervention. “When I was under the water,” he explained, “I told God: ‘If you rescue me, I will never go back to the sea again, never.’”

The survivor has since reneged on his promise, however. In a series of photos posted to his Facebook page Okene is seen getting reacquainted with the depths of the ocean – in a new career as a professional diver.

likely story, HE ate the crew and blamed it on the fish, only enough air for one after all......

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The origin of Aquaman.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well damn.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God: "Hey man we had a deal..."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just think about all this kind of stuff that happens that nobody ever knows about.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Save me God and I'll never return to the sea". Man is saved and returns to the sea. God says "dafuq man?"

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I felt claustrophobic reading this.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one. I cringed frequently while reading the story.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He should have planted potatoes in his poop

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The ocean is dark and full of terrors. Fuuuuck that.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My hat is like a sharks fin

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We'll see about that, won't we?" - God, probably

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Now all he wants to do is pay you $22m by sending him your bank details.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Savage

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did not survive. What came back was not Okene.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Nope he turned into a badass...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then he became an actor and played the part of a family dad/policeman, dealing with annoying nerd neighbor who's desperate for his daughter

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Source! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dG5KSD-8J4 Love the supervisor "He's alive! Fucking hell, I don't know what we're gonna do now ..."

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Beep boop

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking mother fuck holy what the fuck

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was reading the part about rescue and was like "Um they weren't expecting anybody to be alive. It was salvage/recovery

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The hand triggered a panic attack even though I knew the outcome... I could never imagine how that must have felt for the 3 of them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great video

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was so dramatic!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you make a deal with God like that then against all the odds you survive, how fucking stupid do you have to be to break your promise?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hmm so he had 60 hours of air and that's exactly how long he was there? As a Morman I find this purple

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is a Morman an especially macho Mormon?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would define it as more of a pale blue

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"What is... what is your rank?" "I'm the cook, the cook" "You're the cook? They always survive..."

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Except LL Cool J. Well he survived. Just in half.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He did better than Sam Jackson.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What exactly does a shark sound like? And whats the difference between shark and barracuda sounds? Last I checked fish didnt make much noise

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

I imagine it sounds like the silence inside of your head as you're freaking out inside your box 100 feet below the surface of the ocean.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming he could hear them banging into stuff/walls when thrashing and tearing bites off

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Maybe he went out and checked. "Ah, yes, that one's a shark. And over there is a barracuda." *waves* "Hi fishes!"

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Strange coincidence, neither are fish. HIIIEEEEEE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That deep, you can't hear waves, and there would have been nothing else to make noise.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

damn reneger

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

+1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought we were supposed to use the term "re-African American" now?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you took it from light hearted my best friends black racism, to trump supporter racism

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This will look great on his resume.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Endurance

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"how do you handle pressure?"

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"In an upside down boat 100 feet under water, Sir"

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"... for two and a half days... boom."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone being badass saved his life, now he's gonna start returning the favor. Awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 3

This guy needs to start writing a book

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally! I want more details on his choice to be a diver. Where's that narrative??

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

He was spitting in the face of god for putting him in that situation in the first place, and telling god he doesnt negotiate with terrorists

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

This dude is immune to ptsd, becoming a professional diver after an experience like that

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 1, 2016 12:25 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

PTSD has nothing to do with being a puss.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna disagree with you for the sake of downvotes. Give em to me, now.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Pfffffft. But nah, really, it's a psychological condition. Unless we're talking about tumblr feminist ptsd. They have a dif psyche condition

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I know, I just wanted down votes x)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Two words: testicular fortitude.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, four testicles will do that to you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Punny.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought the same thing. I have PTSD and for a while the thought of laying down on an operating table made me panic like fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$50 says that the movie coming out next year about this he'll be played by Cuba Gooding Jr.

10 years ago | Likes 4443 Dislikes 4

you mean Scuba Dooba Jr.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Three years later and it's not looking to good for the cuba

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

COOKIE!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

where's my $50? :P

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Titus from unbreakable kimmy schmidt

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why does cuba Gooding Jr get all the middle aged black guy under the sea roles? Seems like type casting..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$50 please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Radio

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the oscar will go to the white guy the background shot. LOL

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show me the money!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only who thinks he looks like that black cop in Die Hard, Reginald VelJohnson?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, someone wrote $50 instead of 50$. Brilliant. A+1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pay up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely Terry Crewes will play this guy, being able to survive off all the stored protien in his muscles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes killing it as OJ...fuck yeah I'll watch that movie

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take Idris Elba at 1:1 with you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charles Barkley

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I'd watch that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like Scub- wait shit, they've already made this joke like 3 times.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuba did one hell of a job in Radio.... Never go full retard they said...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knowing Hollywood he will be played by Ben Afleck

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

£100 says the ship will be played by Kevin Hart

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cookie

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take that bet my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like it would make a pretty good film. You know they gonna throw some evil shark in there, anthropomorphize the boat as evil

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine Morgan Freeman playing as him holy shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scubing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was gonna say samual l jackson

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he's just a lowly, lowly cook. Maybe Steven Seagal should be cast for the role...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking hope so

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'll play the cook with his tagline "SHOW ME THE HONEY!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLEEEE!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Hollywood, it will be Jake Gyllenhaal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bread Pitt

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This story is from 2013.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Cool. First time Ive heard it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Narrated by Morgan freeman

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.divingheritage.com/images/cubagooding3.jpg He already has some experience with diving in movies.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should cast T-Pain

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Heyyyyy....yaaa....we unda wata ya'll ooooo"-Autotuned T-Pain

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice Cube

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it certainly won't be Chris Rock.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, it's gonna be a white guy and they're going to change his name to Jake and he'll have a girlfriend and 3 kids.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

In the last pic, he looks like a happy Ice Cube, which I realize is an impossible oxymoron

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Thank you for capitalizing Ice Cube, otherwise, well I first envisioned a happy ice cube which probably isn't possible either.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tom Hanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LL Cool J, reprising Deep Blue Sea

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Coca-cola would sponsor it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's hollywood then they'll cast Matt Damon.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

If you white, you Ben Affleck.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didnt brad pitt do this?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too much white-washing in Hollywood. Part will be played by Matt Daemon

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that like low budget Matt Damon?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LL Cool J... anyone?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Read 2nd comment thread

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm... a black cook surviving in an ocean environment with sharks. He might be able to pull off that role, but I guess we'll never know.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean he has a no death clause in all of of his contracts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe Cubas career can be resurrected as well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you dare slander the legend that is CGJ!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot about snow dogs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men of Honor II

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The bigger blacker depths

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always watch that movie when it's on.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Electric Boogaloo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men of Honor II: Okene's Revenge.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No probably robert downey jr playing cuba gooding jr playing this guy

10 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

And in his mind, we will hear him say over and over again.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Robert Drowny Jr.?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You need to see Tropic Thunder

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It was about the "drowny", ya know... Cause- never mind.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cubadiving

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Violent inane

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh Jesis/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been norklin

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

You penis... +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ughhhhh I guess. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, did that male me laugh!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the O Chin.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Where's your water wings bitch?!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Violently inhales

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

In the ochin

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cuba diving !!!!!!! I need 9 more upvotes for you my friend. And I will give then to you. I'm lurking on your profile.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I ain't goin on no cubadiving, uh uh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gooding one

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Came back to +1 you. Also you're horrible. Also that pun gave me cancer and is the best I've seen in a few days.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Comment game on fire.. Holy shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Nice

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

?1

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scuba Gooding Jr.

10 years ago | Likes 518 Dislikes 2

Scuba Diving Jr.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haa.yess

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dad pls

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Son, do you know how I got Glorious here on imgur? Just making apparent humor.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fuck happened to him anyway? Who did he piss off in hollywood to get relegated to the F list?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 reasons, he's black & he can't act to save his life. He was good in 1 or 2 movies that I can't remember but that it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A Few Good Men was a solid performance, honestly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be one of the two movies that I liked that he was in but could not remember the name of, now name the other one...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jerry Maguire. Men of Honor. Radio. The underrated What Dreams May Come.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At what point did he consume his Coca-Cola? Just curious....how long one would wait.

10 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

In the video he has a bottle of water as well.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard the guy preferred Pepsi so he drank his own urine instead.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Well it's 3 days without water right? So I'd assume anytime after 2 days you'd consume it to maximize the chance of survival

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I would wait until I found some rum.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

But it's always gone.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I remember this story a couple years back. He was in the dark and had no idea if he was down there for hours, days, or weeks

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good point, always carry a waterproof watch when you're out at sea :P

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

im pretty sure it was pitch black after his torches failed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A waterproof watch with a backlight!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No thanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I don't want that one, thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

A cook can survive for two and a half days under great peril but, my roommate can't seem to take the trash out on Thursdays. Fucking Brandon

10 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 3

IT WAS I DIO! Who didn't take the trash out!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What the hell, Brandon?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

God dammit, Brandon.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Every fucking time, Brandon. You lazy piece of shit.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Brandon

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ugh I hate Brandon, why do we even hang out with him?

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Someone has to say something to him. It's becoming a problem

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

F Brandon

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

F Brandon!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

is his name pronounced "BRUN-DUN"?.......

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, both of these require you to sit around doing nothing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same! Fuck you Peter!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have died from a panic attack .001 seconds after the boat went down. +1 for balls of steel.

10 years ago | Likes 434 Dislikes 3

I would have died as the boat was going down

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how he managed to fit his gigantic balls in that tiny room.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The balls of steel are actually why the boat capsized in the first place.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Must've been hard, I'm sure his balls kept pulling him down

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No you wouldn't have.. You'd be surprised just how resilient the human mind and body are. In the same situation I have no doubt you'd be ok.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was a moment reading this where i feared it was a coke ad

10 years ago | Likes 968 Dislikes 2

Would have been better if it was a mentos ad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was written kinda weird, cheesy voice

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And then using the acidic coke he managed to burn a hole through the steel allowing him to escape to safety"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for it to turn into a meme. The internet has ruined me.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same. I stopped, looked into the distance, and braced myself for a Cera, Cena, and dickbutt

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a synopsis for Deep Blue Sea and was praying it wasn't.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"And thus the lone can of cola, was enough to sustain his life without food or water for even days after rescue. Coca-cola. Forever alive."

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Coca-cola. One hell of a drug

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Coca Cola. Become immortal." *waits for job offer letter*

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Me too. I was ready to flip my shit if it was a coke ad.

10 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

Instead of flipping your shit, why don't you flip the tab of a refreshing, ice cold can of Coca Cola

10 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

https://imgur.com/j2LOovc

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

"Contract or no, I will not bow down to any sponsor"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

can you imagine hearing sharks and barracudas eating people around you and NOT shit your pants?

10 years ago | Likes 1613 Dislikes 6

i bet it wasn't fish but his crew mates fighting for life. Makes you think :^)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was probably the shitting that kept the Sharks away...

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

They actually track down blood, pee, & poop since it may indicate a scavenging opportunity, which is much less dangerous than hunting.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn, and here I've been bagging up all my poop ready for my trip to Australia. Appreciate the info.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm literally crying at your comment haha. #bless

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm here all week. Then I go to Australia with my now empty poop bags.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He WAS in the bathroom prior to the sinking

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know he didn't shit his "pants"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would definitely shit my pants.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why the sharks didn't want him

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I was like its a horror story

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did genuinely wonder how many times he'd be able to fart without poisoning himself. Either way, trapped smells.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I am guessing the fart gas would be dissolved in the water and won't be a cause for concern for him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget the eating. The dying slowly while lungs filled with water trapped in the dark, metal walls and no way out O.o

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Unless you breathe in that doesn't happen, even then you don't get much in your lungs until you're unconscious.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just reading this gives me a mild panic attack

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

right. that's fine and rational. i was trying to paint the image... that choking, burning sensation while you're holding your breath...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My question was how the fish got in to the locked rooms

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I questioned the same thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine there were some windows that could have broke, or the crew weren't killed immediately and tried to escape.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

100ft down comes to about 60 pounds of pressure per square inch. I'm guessing glass windows shattered?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This made me picture them figuring out how to open doors. Like underwater versions of the raptors from Jurassic Park.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

someone called?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clever gill

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

What would that sound like, I wonder?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

OM NOM NOM!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KKCCCREEEEEE!!!! like that - underwater barracuda sound expert.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Choppy splashing and a wet, gristly tearing sound- intermixed with the paranoia of seeing dark shadows flit through the water around you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's cool, I actually wanted nightmares tonight anyway

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't thrash around too much- there's only so much space under your bed, after all...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He was down there 2.5 days, probably shit at some point

10 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 0

Maybe thats what the barricudas where eating

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

youd be surprised how far down the priority list shitting gets when youre in a survival situation.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Even if you're already out of danger. Traumatic events such as an accident could make you stop shitting for a week or so.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This sounds like abitch thing to say but I didn't shit for my first week of basic training. Too much stress, not enough time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've gone longer

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 4

Well, that's not very healthy. You probably have a really really slow metabolism.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Not exactly true. The more you eat, the more you, well, poop. If you're fairly underweight or smaller than average it's normal to poop less.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I reply to his reply to me basically saying that. If you intake an average calorie amount you poop once a day or every other day. Yeah. :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well I guess that good to hear, however My issue is being underweight im a 20 year old male and I am 110 :( no issues just to broke to eat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Twice this morning and I haven't even had my coffee yet" -John Dorian M.D.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

really? I regularly go 2-4 days without taking a dump...

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Same.... It's okay. I understand.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's usually very unhealthy for people who consume an average amount calories a day to not deficate every day/every other day.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Talk to your doctor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine that. I usually go at least once a day, right in the morning.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude when i was 10 i went over a week without shitting. True story.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Not a normal occurence, happened once or twice in my life but I usually shit atleast once a day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I poo every other day on average, and I estimate I consume 2500 calories on days I leave the house.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are people that only poop every 2 weeks. It really varies a lot.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not how it's supposed to work. I don't mean to argue, I'm just saying. ;^;

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I mean, he couldn't have: he was only in his boxers...

10 years ago | Likes 577 Dislikes 4

My thoughts exactly

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This guy read the article

10 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 0

Good on ya mate

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

God damnit dad, get off imgur!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

NO!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Pants means underwear in the UK ;)

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Making the term "underpants" even more confusing in conversation. "How many layers do you wear, my good man?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So then what's the American equivalent of actual pants in the UK?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Trousers I think

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Royal leg container apparatus

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Trousers

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered - do the Americans use the word "trousers" then?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL learned that barracudas have a distinct sound separating them from any other possible fish.

10 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

It sounds like cold fury and boiling hate of all things beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was diving in the Bahamas, certain fish knawing on coral made different sounds. So it is possible.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Shut up.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 32

Okay ^_____^ Shame on me for thinking this was a place I could share my opinion. I'll just see myself out.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Probably a kinder way of saying you are hearing bones breaking and people screaming. For a shark to get in they'll need to unlock the door.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

knock, knock, knock. Who is it? Ummm... friendly dolphin, totatlly not a shark. Okay. "creeek" CHOMP!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Candygram...land shark!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, in this instance, it's a sea shark.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some details are far-fetched and contradictory to his pressumed situation. It feels like embellishment.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 8

His ship sunk but he managed to stay alive for 2.5 days and was rescued. I say he's earned the right to embellish a little.

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

Fuck that. Imagine that 2.5 days in darkness and water. Only you and your mind and in the background the sound of former friends being eaten

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Well, eels shriek. We know that much.

10 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

So do lobsters. Well, they do when you cook them, at least.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reference game on point!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

and swans can be gay

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Is there a reference I can get? It would help me immensely

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Princess Bride

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you know what that sound is,Highness?Those are the Shrieking Eels.If you doubt me,

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just wait.They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"If you swim back now I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels." My kids favorite movie. Mine too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0