hattrix71

914 pts ยท November 16, 2014


Asking for someone's first name is like saying "hey, what weird combination of sounds should I make to get your attention?"

Supply and demand? My ability to attract creepy stalker types? Idk Dr. Phil hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one appreciates my affinity for blanket forts apparently.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a nice beard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If I knew why I probably wouldn't be single.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They still have Clydesdales! They just aren't the signature ones that follow Budweiser specs :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bonus points for going balls to the wall with a Sharpie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once got stuck with a Great Dane/German Shepard and Pitt/Dalmation during a thunderstorm...can confirm. Enjoy the floor.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

The Trump one was really unexpected, thanks for the solid laugh!

10 years ago | Likes 590 Dislikes 8

Talk to us OP. This post is a great first start, keep the forward momentum!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats on your attractiveness! Oh and for fixing that chest tattoo. Upvotes for all your good decision!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People like this are the reason I keep my hitch on my truck at all times.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a lot of anxiety over that book vending machine. I'd feel like I was watching a book plummet to its demise.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This freaks me out way more than it should...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The new host is alright...but there's just no replacing Drew Carey.

10 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

At least someone is enjoying the snow!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if Harry Potter is real and these 3 all fought for the order and were killed by Voldemort.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barn cats are the best cats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't even ask for money....just cheaper car insurance.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small world! What part? I live in Lynchburg.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what Dierks is! Half Pitt/Dalmatian. Btw not to be creepy but I saw you're from VA?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww poor girl! As gross as that is I'm glad it's draining, abscesses hurt so bad :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least I won't die alone.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You knew a dog that used wooden stakes to ward off supernatural beings?! Sweet!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just sat here for five minutes trying to figure out why I made it plural...thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm stuck between laughing uncontrollably or sobbing into the walls of my blanket fort. I've been single too long.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lights out!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't rely just on drugs to get through this. Let us help! PM me if you just need a friend :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I live in deer country and lost a great car to one, it sucks. Glad you two were alright!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like he's really filled the gap the Wings needed since Datsyuk isn't 100%.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To ease your pain some...you could argue Anderson kind of shot himself in the foot by being too aggressive. Lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0