thehellbinder
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The windshield almost caved in. If we were going much faster it would have come through.
2.
The driver side mirror, and window were destroyed. Glass was everywhere. It went down my driver's shirt (and in her pants) I even had glass in my shirt.
3.
Another view of the windshield.
4.
Driver seat.
5.
Passenger seat. I was sitting here.
6.
Like I said glass and fur everywhere. When I opened the trunk glass fell out.
7.
So, I am sitting in the passenger seat and I look over and see a deer's head half a foot from the car. Half a second later we hit it. Glass and fur came flying in. My driver even had poop in her lap ( the deer's, not her's) some guy helped us. He stopped traffic and pulled the deer out of the road. Come to find out, it was a big ass five point buck. We pulled into a car dealership, of all things and waited for cops/ambulance to check everything out. My drivers daughter came and got us, and we met up with my grandparents. Shit was fucking freaky.
TL;DR- big ass buck hit car. Lots of fur and glass.
nrkst
How fast were you going?
BrokynSaint
I'm glad that you both seem to be alright.
yesthisisturbo
I've never fucked a deer in my car. Don't want to now
pedanticandpetty
I was going to ask if the deer was ok, but after that description I'm pretty sure I don't want an answer.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
...Is the deer okay?!
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
A female deer would have been funnier. "Fuck! A deer! A female deer! etc."
anarchivist
Oh Deer Lord!
hattrix71
I live in deer country and lost a great car to one, it sucks. Glad you two were alright!
thehellbinder
Me too! That was pretty frightening.
bakingPretzels
Oh deer
Gink0
I knew it, I fucking knew it. As soon as I started this post, I knew that this would be top comment
myusernameiscrazy
Nice airbag deployment
thehellbinder
We were not going very fast. ~40 mph it still managed to do a lot of damage
myusernameiscrazy
Glad you guys are safe
myusernameiscrazy
Enough, to let's say, need an airbag?
thehellbinder
Honestly no. My seatbelt did not even lock out.