"Oh fuck, a deer!"

Nov 30, 2015 5:44 AM

1.

The windshield almost caved in. If we were going much faster it would have come through.

2.

The driver side mirror, and window were destroyed. Glass was everywhere. It went down my driver's shirt (and in her pants) I even had glass in my shirt.

3.

Another view of the windshield.

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Driver seat.

5.

Passenger seat. I was sitting here.

6.

Like I said glass and fur everywhere. When I opened the trunk glass fell out.

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So, I am sitting in the passenger seat and I look over and see a deer's head half a foot from the car. Half a second later we hit it. Glass and fur came flying in. My driver even had poop in her lap ( the deer's, not her's) some guy helped us. He stopped traffic and pulled the deer out of the road. Come to find out, it was a big ass five point buck. We pulled into a car dealership, of all things and waited for cops/ambulance to check everything out. My drivers daughter came and got us, and we met up with my grandparents. Shit was fucking freaky.

TL;DR- big ass buck hit car. Lots of fur and glass.

How fast were you going?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad that you both seem to be alright.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never fucked a deer in my car. Don't want to now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask if the deer was ok, but after that description I'm pretty sure I don't want an answer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Is the deer okay?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A female deer would have been funnier. "Fuck! A deer! A female deer! etc."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Deer Lord!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in deer country and lost a great car to one, it sucks. Glad you two were alright!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me too! That was pretty frightening.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh deer

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I knew it, I fucking knew it. As soon as I started this post, I knew that this would be top comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice airbag deployment

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We were not going very fast. ~40 mph it still managed to do a lot of damage

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glad you guys are safe

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enough, to let's say, need an airbag?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly no. My seatbelt did not even lock out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0