harmlesskiller

1613 pts ยท January 5, 2013


It's afraid of the dark...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha the rabbit hole deepened. So... even a game about the future is made possible by dinosaur power.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You had me at "I have an apartment" buddy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say that all the time, don't you...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I'm 6'4 and a lot of theses really hit home I'm gonna pull the mini golf joke out every time I get confused for a Globetrotter now

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An Australian perhaps.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's gonna be a Pulp Fiction one, there has to be a Pulp Fiction one, there's definitely a Pu-

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see the tumblr folk have joined the protests.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

27 pounds since May? It's not meth you're on, is it OP?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Americans out here sharing improv home defence to protect from evil killer cops, world's gone to shit fam.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Terms and conditions may apply

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa whoa easy there buddy, you don't have to go for the crotch kick at a time like this.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You lucky fool, you probably escaped an assassination attempt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which museum are they currently encased in?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shush. These are wild bricks, never before seen in captivity. They can smell glass and can spawn anywhere near built up areas.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sherrif: Citizens, other fellow citizens may try to rob, loot, ot otherwise harm you. You have my permission to shoot them dead.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

USA are you alright? The fuck y'all doin over there?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tool used for what a what to give it a what now?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or so it claims...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

People who ordered this also ordered this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shot that's enough bruh. Just walk away before cops show up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, NO! This would have been prevented if the other kids didn't bully him. But an authority is easier to blame than the people raising them.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good Guy Banksy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, burning flags is OK if it's an evil one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's gonna be a dickbutt, it's gonna be a dickbutt, it's gonna...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine was being in that CGI bike from Johnny Quest (the one w/ blades on the side) smashing through or jumping over stuff.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet the taste magnificently.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some say they're still looking for her. They brought dogs and diving equipment.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0