halpcantdecide

595 pts ยท February 1, 2017


Volcanic Mudbutt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. It means nothing

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's one of hell of a confession

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that is long pupper.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the second post about steak i've seen in the past 3 minutes. I hate you guys. Brb supermarket

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would you do such a heinous thing to that poor steak? :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is on FP..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course. In addition to pizza, I also deliver malware.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll try to drive and Imgur at the same time better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please forgive me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Network/communication errors man. My apologies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Students actually call, say they are teachers. We take the order, call the school back, find out they are students. Student gets rekt. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pizza guy here... If students at the HS order, they'll get suspended. Too many calls from the school, now we just won't deliver there, 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Also, as a domino's driver in a STEM college town, an Asian kid answering the door in nothing but briefs is a daily occurrence.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've seen much worse than pajamas as a driver for domino's. Shit gets weird around close. (3 am)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are your USB ports locked out? That's what ruined the funny story for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0