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FreshWater13
My boyfriend hates the tracking phones they use. Makes for angry customers when you 'pass them' so you can make the run smoother
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Man all this post did was make me crave a pizza. Love he tracker though. Sigh.
lacole725
Accessed
papapaoomowmowpapaoomowmowmowpapapaooomamowmowpapaoo
Well done, Domino's Pizza viral marketer.
OodlesOfJewdles
As a happily married adult man with a child on the way, I would say that it wasn't a horrible idea for my wife to marry someone with BPD II
DumberStyle
oooo sounds like a nice life.
thebansheee
Not all bipolar girls are worth staying away from. Some of us are ok.
Dorbisdawg
Bullshit! I have dealt with more far than my share. FML.
oldlampsfornew
Exactly!
dadudemon
Right. I don't know if it is genetic but some of the women in my family have it. I love them all and get along just fine.
DumberStyle
Huh. There are a lot of bipolar girls on this side of the internet eh?
odinigh
Well, there are also the ones that are idiots and only think they're bipolar. Or wish they could say they were for whatever reason or other.
laurengracegreen06069000
Excellent post, but, slightly offended that it says Bi Polar girls are not a good idea. I have Bi Polar - we are not like that.
Tamaril
You are not like that. You can only speak for yourself because I 100% guarantee there are more than 1 that ARE like that
abeu
No one said there wasn't 1 person or more like that.
RosegoldEverything
Original commenter saying "we are not like that" indicated so.
abeu
People say that all the time, it doesn't literally mean there is no one like that. Ex: "Christians are not homophobic, we are not like that"
Mmmmmk
Signed: "definitely not by dominos marketing"
nickg131
I mean...without the tracker, the dude still would have showed (shown? showed?) up and seen the knife wielding psycho...if it were real.
Freakingdoomguy
But this way he at least knew he wasn't screwed, he knew someone would see, which allowed him to stay calm
nickg131
Good point. I hadn't considered that.
oldlampsfornew
As a person with bipolar, would hate it if someone assumed that I'm not relationship material because of it.
Heavymettle
Hurt my eyes reading that text. I have no idea why he thanks the tracker though. Seems like the same scenario even without it.
BecauseIHaveWonAnAward
Thank you! I speed read, then actually read, then read with furrowed eyebrows and I still can't work out how the fuck pizza tracker did shit
FutureHylian
If anything it made it worse. It being stuck on stage 5 caused him to panic.
RaynWisp
I order Domino's for my staff all the time. It ALWAYS gets to Stage 5 too quickly.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
It takes them 12 minutes to make and box it usually at the one here.
RaynWisp
They prioritize in-store orders though to get people out the door. I live in a very urbanized place, so there's a ton of foot traffic...
Heavymettle
It is funny that fast food does the opposite. They are tracked on their drive thru time so it gets priority.
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
Maybe seeing that help was coming kept him from trying to pull anything sooner?
Piperr
What does this have to do with the tracker though?
Zrin
I mean...the pizza tracker didn't save anything or anyone. The delivery guy saw the crazy bitch and called the cops.
alphusultimus
Why didn't he change the locks if he knew she had a key and she's batshit insane?
skylin05
Way to stigmatize bipolar girls...
Saldus
These dominos ads are getting really dynamic...
CtrlAndW
Violet outburst
elfenix
Accessed the situation. Which I guess he did, but that wasn't what the storyteller was aiming for.
JudgeJack
Good thing her outburst was colourful otherwise it might've turned real nasty.
Deveton12
Sounds like a covert ad campaign from dominoes
davyay
Yeah, he keeps thanking dominos when it was really Alejandro who was the hero. (if we pretend its actually true)
Solivoid
H'yup.
phelbore
Yeah, Dominos is hard core, getting a psycho to hook up with him, wait for the break-up, then the pizza order...
0112358132134558914423337761098715972584418167651094617711
Yeah, because they could not just make shit up... /a/NAiZ1
phelbore
You can't lie on the internet, Anonymous will get you. They're all-seeing like Santa, but meaner.
bigblindguy
Probably. Also I work for Dominos: the tracker has no bearing on reality, and vice versa.
halpcantdecide
Can confirm. It means nothing
username55326
Are you saying the tracker is not an actual representation of what is going on with your pizza? The pizza tracker is a lie??
nitwon
I also work for Domino's. When your pizza is spending forever in "quality control", its on the hot rack in its box waiting for a driver.
TheLastNalbinder
justanordinarybystander
Yup. Pizza hut has pizza tracker as well.
StubbornViking
Pizza hut didn't have it the first time I read this.
oceanskysforever
Yeah this is when dominos had just come up with it, this story is years old
FutureHylian
I also fail to see how the pizza tracker "saved his life"
KingGranticus
To play devil's advocate, he didn't try something drastic because knowing about him coming was reassuring. But it's not a great argument
ZOMGNO
It kept him calm, knowing help was on its way... and that someone may come and distract from the situation. But its an exaggerated story
KingGranticus
To play devil's advocate, he didn't try something drastic because knowing about him coming was reassuring. But it's not a great argument
oceanskysforever
But he would know that anyway without the tracker just by ordering delivery service...
TheCaptainTV
I would say it was because he could know about how long it will take, because he can guess after he knows it's out for delivery
KingGranticus
Maybe having that reminder on his screen... Idk I'm playing devil's advocate
HugsinDrugs
Dude i just ordered Dominos last night shit took 2 hours
JanetVanDyne
Mine never showed up. I'm still sad about it. It's been 5 years.
HugsinDrugs
If this shit happened to me id be dead by the time the pizza got there
electricbugalooii
I'll take "Things that did not happen" for $500, Alex.
nooowhaaaat
Especially those violet outbursts
Str8Grizleh
FutureHylian
Pretty sure all that yelling the mental breakdown would have her to exhausted to keep it up after over half an hour of doing it.
ayrazar
I jave like zero trouble believing this could happen.
InfernoTerra
I've met people that would do this.
Sugarcrotch
With a name like Alejandro he wouldn't have called the cops... They would have deported him
ayrazar
I think this was intended to be tongue and cheek not racist..
Sugarcrotch
you would be right...
ayrazar
Sorry bro
Sugarcrotch
its ok im used to it..not my first bad comment
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Aw cmon man being racist can be funny but this wasn't even clever or funny.
RideTheStimutacs
"dating bipolar girls is not a good idea"? Fuck you, tons of people with bipolar are functional and manage their symptoms to live healthy.
cmdshift3
"Violet Outburst" will be the name of my new band.
C4NDY455
Was she freaking out because you ordered pineapple on the pizza?
ewewish
"dating bi polar girls is not a good idea". Gross generalisation
oldlampsfornew
Definitely. I have bipolar, and it was really bad at one point but I'm on medication now and life is good. I have a fiancé and everything.
IAintCheatin
Maybe it's just not right for this one guy and you really can't blame him...
Darkspire
I'm sure knifeymcstabadude is fine with other guys.
Darthkraytthefirst
Dating, is not a good idea.
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I can't argue that.
SecSantaThrowAway
As a bipolar man, I can attest that this is a gross generalization, and if try to tell me otherwise I will fucking kill you /s
WolfOfMay
It is gross isn't it.
sykoticflaw
Now, of course not ALL bipolar people are this messed up, it's manageable, but most think they can handle it without medication.
RosegoldEverything
You're getting DVs, but my fiancé whom I'm currently trying to leave is exactly like that. Thinks he's fine unmedicated. He's not.
Traici
Most?
oldlampsfornew
Well, I don't know about most, but I certainly thought I could.
abeu
I mean, everyone I know with bipolar disorder doesn't think this, and for me my medication literally saved my life, but ok.
Monzeekee
Had an exciting conclusion to having a bipolar af flatmate last year. Cops. Ambulance. Mental Health registry. Work and Income. Rage. Denial
Monzeekee
2) Fear. Intimidation. Lies.
Monzeekee
3)... what a ride...
sykoticflaw
I was married to a type 2 bipolar woman. Locked herself in bathroom with knife screaming she'd kill herself if I left her regularly.
PhilipCoulson
Oh right I forgot that your experience speaks for all people with that disorder
abeu
Ok? And that proves that all, or the majority of "type 2" bipolar people act like this? Because if that's not your point, what is?
TalladegaNights2006
Hello, fellow borderline personality here. You all can suck a fuck.
Placeboy
I love you anyways
RosegoldEverything
Way to give us a good name, with a childish emotional outburst. Nice.
TalladegaNights2006
I could have said this with a smile. And I so did. It was admittedly childish. Ah the magic of downvote fairies.
TalladegaNights2006
Kinda shows the reality of it too, don't you think?
RosegoldEverything
No. The reality of it is controlling it like a damn adult and not blaming your disorder.
TalladegaNights2006
I never blamed anyone, despite my rude comments, which I've already recognized as rude. I'm in therapy now and still going.
JoelJoestar
Its true though. I'll place my bet on the fact dating someone unstable is generally not a good idea.
TheSurveyMan
What on earth was the tip!?
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
He clapped
Mehhhhh69
Not enough.
Iusedtohavenicelettuce
Not being in prison or a murder suspect.
kissmyassets
Sucked his dick.
KillerTofu615
Had it'd been me, I'd have given him as much as I could afford and make bills that month.
sanik193
Tree fiddy
DeltaBird
Sh4dowWalker96
The soul of the firstborn.
hollyollyoxenfree
A round of applause, like any American would
punkrockpickup
signed in to upvote
TheSecondPiewackit
Life debt, obviously.
RamblingClam
Youza have da life play on thissen hissen? Brrrrrgh
lintwizard
He probably has that already, got anything else?
Borys610
By the law of surprise he owes what he finds back home, that he is not expecting.
PowwerOrb13
*a life debt, very similar to life debt but you owe your life, not all your money for the rest of your life
TastyTastyScience
You're supposed to tip pizza guys?
ashmenon
The tip? For saving that dude's life I expect you to do the whole shaft.
ashmenon
The tip? For saving that dude's life I expect you to do the whole shaft.
Titsonthewing
A beer from the six pack and some of the pizza. If nothing else.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Always choose Domino's over Pizza Hut. It was at the beginning of the story.
samtherat6
$0, he let the pizza get cold.
fhatpotatou
Hoo Boi, then you'd get some other psychoes at your door, sharpening their knives and screaming, "GIVE US A TIPPIE!"
fhatpotatou
"GIVE US A TIP MOTHER F***ER!"
TheWizardofGauze
$3.50
TheRapMan
About*
commentisrelevant
God dammit +1
NekoQueenxx
Was reading the whole story waiting for this.
WhatAnInformationTease
That's so true it hurts
IFarmPointsInTheCommentSectionSometimes
pr0toc0l
It was propably just a mild steel ground down to a modest 25 degree edge that can cut produce OK but wont hold an edge
kadaeux
Don't stick it in crazy.
chloramphenicolderivative
5 minutes away from being cut off by the GF.
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Can't cut something if there's not much to cut at all
Iroques
Liquid82
Comment of the day! thank you for being so dark. lol
ArcaneEmma
RandomBrony
TalladegaNights2006
Hello. Fellow bipolar here. I've been this crazy and maybe don't say "never date bipolar girls". Downvoted.
oldlampsfornew
Didn't downvote, but same. Self-harm calmed me down and I know it wasn't pretty but I also know I wasn't in control at the time.
TalladegaNights2006
I've had the cops called on me before, but I had just got home and it was out of concern. I was feeling mostly sad/scared at the time.
TalladegaNights2006
haven't done any SH in a year and feel better without it. Weed always calms the demons I harbor..
oldlampsfornew
I'm doing better too now. But I still get angry and depressed sometimes, especially after going through 1 or two weeks of excitement
TalladegaNights2006
My emotions can be unstable for minutes to days. Not that it's any worse than others struggles
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
The ex girlfriend
Kimanous
Was hoping for this
SFMGifs
Congrats on the sex?
The4thKindOfPerson
Or rather http://imgur.com/cgsQ2Lh
OneAndOneMakeTwoTwoAndOneMakeThreeItWasDestiny
NEED TO PRACTICE MY SLASHING, HAAAAAH! HAHAAAAAH!
GrimDarkRealities
"Quit moving Red I gotta practice my stabbin HAHAHA!" I am not a Robot!", has there been a better show? I think not.
Salmonthegreat
But still tho... He said SHE had a VIOLET outburst, not a VIOLENT one...
OhMyGurs
(psycho-rekt in Spanish)
keyblader1985
She looks like a white Taraji P. Hensen.
OhMyGurs
(psycho-rekt in Spanish)
1ns4n1ty
My friend is asking.. where is this from?
maxturbator5000
What is this from?!
vivi315
Haha a Spanish novela
JanetVanDyne
Maria la del Barrio. This girl's name is Soraya. Rn they're putting stickers with her face in chips as a promo.
MichaelBay
Saludos compañero Mexa!
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
Mexican soap operas
FnordGallop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhKaD84kvUM
MoesToes
Ha that was great. I wish I could tell what that crazy lady was saying. Thanks
FnordGallop
I could translate....
MoesToes
Yes please! She seemed loco. I would totally watch that crazy show.
FnordGallop
/Maria Del Bario/ literally: Maria from the neighborhood.
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FnordGallop
Sorry, I misspelled barrio.
Apc00
Sounds like an off brand Jenny from the block
FnordGallop
I think it's a liiitle bit older than that song...
Eternalaje
A lot older
HollaHollaHollaHolla
Nah. This is way older than any Jennifer Lopez shit.
urgotobekiddingme
Actually it's getto language so it's literally Maria from the hood.
SourceisalwaysBackDoorSluts9
Back Door Sluts 9.
nickel1704
Username checks out
MrAwful
Back Door Sluts 9?!
RodStrongo
That's the hottest porno ever made!!!
thegrimreaver
Just make sure you watch Back Door Sluts 1 through 8. The plot is pretty involved, and you need to have the back story.
FuzzyX
Yeah there is much to known on the emotional drama trip while he rams it up her backdoor.
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
Or you know... You cum in late at 9
Boviner
.
FnordGallop
It's from Maria Del Barrio
cr45hed
But....Alejandro would've called the cops whether Dominos had a pizza tracker or not. -1
OtroBarry
But he had a reason not to give up pizza was on the way. it's like being on a deserted island and seeing a ship
SmokiestLemming
True but to the person who ordered the pizza had an idea that someone was on the way which may have helped them move through the situation
Thekinggamer0723
If it wasn't for the tracker he would of gone to the door thinking it was pizza and probably gotten stabbed.
TCTom
It's called building tension.
cr45hed
I think it's just being misleading.
Rez098
The point is, the person used the tracker as an indicator for how long he'd need to keep psycho-ex talking, or something like that I think.
IAintCheatin
As someone who plays sports, this is an awful way to play the game. Clock watching always results in losses
KangInDaNarth
He coulda just not opened it until the pizza tracker was at the end of stage 5
tachikaze316
Did he actually open it? It just says "By the end of my thought, the door swung open", so maybe the door just wasn't locked?
KangInDaNarth
He might have opened it while thinking how fast it came but it swung cause the ex pushed the door after it got unlocked.
theyar
Except it didn't really function for that purpose.
FutureHylian
Yea but the fact that it was stuck on stage 5 made HIM panic to. If anything it made the situation worse
PotassiumUraniumSulfurHydrogen
Learn to enjoy things
Muttmutt
Like pizza
cr45hed
The story was fine. But it was not about "how the dominos pizza tracker saved [his] life" as advertised. The tracker was incidental at best.
PotassiumUraniumSulfurHydrogen
It showed him how long to stall the crazy ex tho
canibFrank
Nay! The story was way more than fine. If I paid $50 for that story, I might have been disappointed. But for free? Deal of the day!
TheAdventuresofStealy
Yeah if anything the moral of the story here is always make sure you have pizza on the way. Which was already a good idea anyways.
TCTom
Will you be my guru?
HelloPizzaMyOldFriend
Words to live by.
Squiggy888
It's not fair to say don't date bipolar...I'm bipolar and not a psycho killer
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WhatAnInformationTease
Exactly, it's a really insensitive thing to say. Not everyone bipolar is "crazy"
Huldra
Same. Bipolar and never acted like this.
KeyokeRabbit
I'm bipolar and so is my wife! (Sorry, easy joke. You're right though, the bipolar people I know are very self aware and not dangerous)
FutureHylian
"Durrr... but psycho isnt real disorder roght? So i say bipolar cuz that real thing even tho i no know what it is" - This stories author
JoiSoundsLikeJoey
Ditto...only person at risk of harm from me...is me.
shishini
I'm currently dating someone with bi-polar it's a learning curve and getting rights meds / help
Adroxy
As as a bipolar woman myself, I don't plan on killing anyone
Rx11T1D3
Yet
pr0toc0l
half the time
PaigeTurner777
Lol!!
skellington01
All girls are bi polar if you're brave enough
bouc
But your other pole ...
entercleverusernamehereplease
...yet.
Sherl0ck
Bipolar bros!!
Toffeeaccident
I just read it as don't date stabby nutcases.
RosegoldEverything
In fairness, dating bipolar can be very difficult and often more than it's worth - someone who's dated bipolar, may be bipolar.
Traici
Thank you. Bipolar =/= psycho deranged killer.
Greatwood
Only on down days
Thehumanracestinx
To be fair,every bipolar person I've dealt with (and there have been a lot) have been enourmous pains in my ass. That whole"creating to
Thehumanracestinx
Destroy" thing is awful on relationships,personal and business.
PaigeTurner777
To be fair its a bigger pain in the ass for the bipolar person than it will ever be for you. A d they generally have no control over it.
Thehumanracestinx
No,I really don't see how it could be. I've never known any of them to put themselves in the hospital but an awful lot of their aquintances
Thehumanracestinx
Wind up there.
Darkspire
That's just what a psycho killer would want us to think! https://media.giphy.com/media/4pMX5rJ4PYAEM/giphy.gif
TalladegaNights2006
Message me? I have BPD and it sucks.
ImNotUsuallyThisErect
It is BAD, Bipolar Affective Disorder. BPD Is borderline personality disorder
TalladegaNights2006
I know that BPD and bipolar share some similar symptoms, though. Been there with the self harm and "crazy" episodes.
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
Is it really that BAD?
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
...I'll show myself out
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
Don't. Stay. I liked it.
hencethequeef
I've always read BPD as referring to borderline, not bipolar. A much scarier condition, imo.
TalladegaNights2006
And yes, BPD can be very scary. But it's treatable with DBT and other forms of therapy that treat personality disorders.
TalladegaNights2006
Yeah but bipolar and BPD are similar in some ways
hencethequeef
They can be, but they still have different initials.
TheOvarianBarbarian
Fellow borderline here. It's tough to hear your disorder commonly referred to as 'crazy bitch syndrome'.
TalladegaNights2006
I refer to my BPD as exactly that! Jokingly, of course. And yeah it sucks, but I still have support. Hope you are doing okay. Hugs to you.
JadedWombat
Yeah, I really don't get that part. He's blaming an entire class of people based on one crazy bitch.
Tamaril
It's not a "class" of people. It is a disorder where this type of behavior probably isn't that uncommon. That being said, there are levels
Tamaril
of the disorder that effect people. I have a friend who you wouldn't know was bipolar unless told so, then I have my mom who
Tamaril
stabbed me in the chest when I was a baby. Then also comes into effect ones willingness to treat the disorder and comply with meds.
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I think the willingness to treat and take meds is huge. You can't fix someone who wants to be sick.
Cruxador
Not yet, but don't sell yourself short!
AlteredEgo1
Qu'est-ce que c'est
OuiOuiMonAmiJeMappelleLafayette
Searched for this. Was not disappointed +1
iJustLikePrettyStuff
I always see this in my french lessons... translation? please
Englishmanint
It means "what is it"
JTechnopotheosis
type 1, or type 2?
CyborgScribe
Type not-stabbing-my-ex one would hope.
Squiggy888
Type 2, but honestly it's been years since I talked to a professional...I definitely feel it, but I should probably talk to someone more.
agentpingox69oo
He could have at least put "unstable bipolar" because seriously, mental disorder does not always equate violent behavior.
DevilishlyHandsome
What does bipolar entail? Like what is it exactly, I might have it according to my friend
LinearOperator
It basically means you go through really intense mood swings. The "low" periods are similar to depression but there are also "manic" periods
PaigeTurner777
For me there is manic, depressed, and manic depressed; all very distinct. + my ADHD which 1/2 of all bipolar patients are diagnosed with.
NotYourLady
That is accurate but it's also a lot more than just mood swings.
PaigeTurner777
I say the swings are how others notice the disorder. The symptoms of the moods themselves are what the disease actually consists of.
CyborgScribe
Most bipolar 1 have depressive episodes but some are just manic or normal.
NotYourLady
Bipolar 1 is manic, bipolar 2 is hypomanic which is basically less severe. I have 2 and unmedicated it's a bitch to deal with. I can't
NotYourLady
Imagine what it's like to be in a full-blown manic episode.
ZombarttheTastyTart
I just got diagnosed and it made me join this site a few days ago. Also dating a bipolar girl as well and it definitely was not a mistake.
Ensoull
Also very happily dating a bipolar girl. Psychologic labels are stupidly wide for a vast variety of different symptoms and degrees of issues
Tamaril
As the child of a bi-polar, I fear for your kids. That being said theres a range of levels of bipolar.
Ensoull
Bad people are bad people, psycological labels are really just a messy blanket for such a variety of issues that just share "symptoms"
Ensoull
Psychological *
ZombarttheTastyTart
Sorry you feel that way. We don't let the disease make us who we are so hopefully it'll work out. :)
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, they could decide not to have any.
DennysGrandSlamSupreme
My foster mother is bipolar and is the gentlest, kindest woman I've ever known.
Tamaril
Exactly there's a range of symptoms and severity. And med compliance may also factor in
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I'm bipolar. My mom is bipolar. My mom was a horrible mother but would have been without illness. Sometimes you're sick and a bad person.
Squiggy888
Same, I've never really wanted kids because I'd never be mature enough though.
Tamaril
If I was diagnosed with it I'm not sure I'd want to have kids. I wouldn't want to put them through that, or pass it on
BennyAndTheJetstream
Exactly. Birth mom was bipolar but a cunt with or w/o it. Adopted mom bipolar and a saint.
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I'm hoping that I am closer to a saint than a cunt for my daughter. Although if I'm not a little cunty, I'm not doing it right.
Ensoull
Very happily dating the bipolar, bpd, love of my life and have never been happier. Almost stopped reading after that. 1/2
Ensoull
She's there for me when I'm freaking out and I'm there for her.. Honestly way less "psycho" than my ex O.o
DumberStyle
If you want to be you can simply do it! :D
alymac
WHAT WERE THE TOPPINGS?????
maugriman
CRAZY BITCH WITH A SIDE ORDER OF POSSIBLE MURDER SUICIDE
flonstin
Morgan Freeman
METAAAAAAAAAL
http://imgur.com/XS5LK.gif
916guitarded
I'd like to thank guns, for saving another life
adadsfsaijtfrghdfggsd
Morgan Freeman with extra Morgan Freeman
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Pineapple and Canadian bacon.
orangatuan
Ham and Pineapple!
cr45hed
That's the real question
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Nitecap
SomeRandomArsehole
Godamnit Alejandro
ClitKicker87
GymePoggle
I fucking hate it when people leave out the important details of a story.
Thishasbeentheworsttradedealinthehistoryoftradedealsmaybeever
WHERE IS MY DIET DR.KELP!
rxmomma
magncheese97
HOW CAN I EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK
squirreltactics
Yep. He ate the whole thing. In one bite.
Squatch9883
Do you even care about the customer?
confuciusman2
Asking the real questions.
Smurfflap
Pineapple, with some more pineapple
pillar357
Lol lmao
katseiko
Asking the important questions.
teh0khardic
Beef and sliced sausage
WilliamShatinher
Pineapple and extra pineapple.
sciencebasedlifeform
Asking the important questions
SouthernUTAH
Peniz
Justjaskin
None Pizza with Left Beef
Ryykur
Southpaw213
God damnit
Goronhead
I swear to god one of these days I'll actually build up the courage to order none pizza with left beef.
QweeferSutherland
You got me good you fucker.
Martecles
The first time I heard these amazing words, it was 3am, I had mixed up my meds and cried tears of laughter for about an hour. Pure beauty!
MasterNateT
CyborgScribe
Yes! In was hoping for this.
CyborgScribe
I*
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
I love Gremlin D.Va
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Literally the only version I acknowledge as canon.
Justjaskin
Hashizoutchi
Thank you for reminding me of this nugget of gold. cannot stop crying
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
hippybobby
Edward Macaroni Fork
aguacatedeldiablo
It's the only way I could get them to deliver a hamburger!
gingen
My favorite meme of all time
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Wow I never thought posting the sauce could get me so many fake internet points
SexyStarfish
Miss, you can't do that!
Tehsyr
I am so tempted to order this one day as a joke.
SFMGifs
Why as a joke? That honestly looks good
SFMGifs
Why as a joke? That honestly looks good
vnqx
No, it doesn't. Half of the beef is on the right side. That's just disgusting.
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
My fucking favorite meme on the Internet.
GrandmaSlappy
So I guess the two toppings were "beef" and "none"
trippintherift
Finally someone asks the real questions... if he says pineapple I'll be disappointed that Alejandro saved him.
mart1216
Duuude. Jalapeno, pineapple and pepperoni is seriously the best combination
tootscootinboogie
Fuck that. Pineapple and bacon. Not Canadian bacon, but real damn breakfast bacon.
fatbottomgirls
Pepperoni and pineapple
trippintherift
????
tootscootinboogie
Also delicious
fe1od1or
Pinapple is fucking amazing, as long as there is nothing else on it. Not even ham
afterdinneromelets
I respect that some people like pineapple on pizza, but to me it's just too weirdly sweet on top of an otherwise salty, garlicky dish. Blech
RedBeardedTrucker
I get mine with pineapples and sausage, I used to add bacon but now I just get those two.
potatothegreat
I like the sweet and spicy combo
trippintherift
????
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
And it's not warm and on a pizza. Yeah, it's amazing then.
MaxieMooo
Apparently chargrilled pineapple is nice.. or is it melon?
fe1od1or
potatothegreat
Jalapeno and pineapple
trippintherift
????
The5ifthColumn
That's my go to!
SaraFourImgur
Hey jalapeno is good on pizza
orangatuan
No it's not but pineapple is.
HelloPizzaMyOldFriend
My SO used to get jalapeno & black olives (blegh) but now he gets a more reasonable jalapeno & asiago.
potatothegreat
So is pineapple
KansasComrade
They balance so wer
MaxieMooo
I always thought that the "fruity" fruits didn't belong on pizza (pineapple, apple, orange etc...) but peppers and tomatos are fine.
thatreference
This comment though. So simple. And so funny.
SilentHowling
Fruit on pizza is an abomination.
RoseFaery
Pineapple, Mushroom, Tomato, & Anchovy.
SuperDuperSkateTeam
I don't get it though pineapple pizza is good. Maybe that's why I don't get it.
TotinosPizzaRolls
Pineapple on pizza is great. I don't get how the hating it has basically become a meme lately
Nattodesu
Obligatory bipolar =/= psycho comment. Proper treatment's important, but the vast majority of bipolar peeps wouldn't do this even without it
DumberStyle
Uhm. A lot of bipolar peeps ehhhh
oldlampsfornew
Yeah, that kinda hurt my feelers :p lil bit. No biggie.
abeu
yeah, that first line upset me greatly. Was about to post this.
JanetVanDyne
Exactly. Thank god someone understands.
eidolon171
You wasp
JanetVanDyne
Why were you downvoted? Lol, yay someone gets my name.
TalladegaNights2006
Thank you. I have BPD and i hate the fact I'm crazy
superfeathers
BPD=borderline personality disorder. Different. Bipolar is just BP, or I've seen BPAD or BAD (but who wants to use bad). Stop the confusion.
Nattodesu
BAD is actually a different but related condition.
Shlee2013
I have BPD and Bipolar and I'll tell you both are still wildly misconstrued.
Nattodesu
Wow that must have been fun to diagnose! Yes, the media is awful at representing mental illness in general, so some people get confused :/