gtmcph

235 pts ยท January 29, 2012


The devil's honey

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, kids, is why we shouldn't privatize space travel. ISS astronauts must be up there like "guess we'll just die."

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they read things of their own volition we wouldn't be where we are.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But even then it would just be Vance taking over....

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think the only way to remove a president is if they are impeached by congress and convicted by the senate. You would need to pick up at least 4 seats in the senate and 4 seats in the house to do it.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neck too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the horny Russia is this?!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, watch it for the creepy Reznor and cool Bowie.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

An eel buffet!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your pants sure wont!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True, but at least you're not breathing heavy metals for a few days like with fireworks.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hit 'em with the ol' "My house my rules, and the rule is you just ate poisoned pie and will only get the cure if you're civil for one hour."
Or don't, it looks like there's no wikipedia article on how to reversibly poison someone :(

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Hah, more like Lead Zeppelin, amiright?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DUDE... he's gonna sissy slap you like a million times!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mad genius!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember when this dude STARED AT THE SUN?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forged in Fire guys would be proud!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it attractive women wearing sexy outfits dancing, being talented, and generally enjoying themselves? You monster!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

YES! If it's not this then it's not worth watching. These things need to be taken seriously, and not just devolve into the Jerry Springer show

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry, that must have been a terrible experience.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, right, that guy in that book one time killed like 99.9% of non-sea life on the planet because ... because.... huh.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, that's a big fall, but if they are strong enough to land a 10 foot fall, they can probably land a 200 foot fall.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This used to be called "Highrise syndrome" where cats would fall out of open windows on the top floors of buildings and then casually walk into the lobby of the building. Because of their fluff, reflex to spread out quickly, and light weight cats usually hit terminal velocity after falling between 10 and 15 feet. So there's not much difference between a cat falling 1 story or 20.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Mistborn is a fantasy book series you may enjoy, the magic system is fueled by various alloys of metals. That's a weak pitch but if you like fantasy books at least check the wiki!

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Consider using a small plastic scraper like the kind you get in screen replacement kits, or just any credit-card type card as a soft scratcher. Probably avoid turning it on or anything that produces heat until you have physically removed most of the wax.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0