18640 pts ยท February 10, 2013
tard is my soulmate.
Too soon
Fuck the plocice!
I feel like vanilla-ness/kinkiness is all relative. There's always gonna be someone who is more extreme in either direction.
+1 for bada bing bada sploosh
*Facebook Shartoons
Aww my tux had one whisker pad that was half black too! He had a single white spot on his butt, so my mom & I would joke it escaped his face
And tons of highlighter
But you're goona like it.
There are ones from Mean Girls & the Golden Girls, among others I can't remember off the top of my head. I think they're all references.
Me irl
Is it my time to shine?
Same! So good.
The avocado one is mildly disturbing
Yeah, I don't have a valentine & my father is dead. Yay me?
#29 "son sit down literally everybody gets it" is how I feel about those dumb "jokes only [insert demographic here] will understand" lists
B a l a n c e b o y e
Mmm show me what that mouth do
All 24 women clapped
:O
Schrodinger is ~shook~
Sports ball
Flying squirrel?
Horses.
Forced corgo sploot
Sleeping with, no. But I feel like having a different at least semi-serious boyfriend every year is kind of a lot? Idk, maybe it's just me.
He a lotta horny.
I wish I could lick MY pussy.
Also, weirdly, really into her semi-cross eye (lazy eye?)
Too soon
Fuck the plocice!
I feel like vanilla-ness/kinkiness is all relative. There's always gonna be someone who is more extreme in either direction.
+1 for bada bing bada sploosh
*Facebook Shartoons
Aww my tux had one whisker pad that was half black too! He had a single white spot on his butt, so my mom & I would joke it escaped his face
And tons of highlighter
But you're goona like it.
There are ones from Mean Girls & the Golden Girls, among others I can't remember off the top of my head. I think they're all references.
Me irl
Is it my time to shine?
Same! So good.
The avocado one is mildly disturbing
Yeah, I don't have a valentine & my father is dead. Yay me?
#29 "son sit down literally everybody gets it" is how I feel about those dumb "jokes only [insert demographic here] will understand" lists
B a l a n c e b o y e
Mmm show me what that mouth do
All 24 women clapped
:O
Schrodinger is ~shook~
Sports ball
Flying squirrel?
Horses.
Forced corgo sploot
Sleeping with, no. But I feel like having a different at least semi-serious boyfriend every year is kind of a lot? Idk, maybe it's just me.
He a lotta horny.
I wish I could lick MY pussy.
Also, weirdly, really into her semi-cross eye (lazy eye?)